Melrose Place Cast
Two friends locked in a heated debate: is Melrose Place "high art for the generations" or "a trashy 90's soap opera and that's okay."
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 52 minutes
- Episodes
- 270
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2025
Puddle Search 'Cast #12 - Love, Jesus
Well the Internet tips are taking us all over creation - including right up to Heaven proper! This week, we investigate the possibility that Puddle's run on Melrose Place was actually a fall from gr…
3.16 Bye, Bye Baby
Well we had taken a month off so we're a bit rusty. But we also upgraded our recorded experience from the out of the box functionality of anchor by phone to an actual zoom conversation with filters.…
Models, Inc. 'Cast: Episode 8: Meltdown
We are fortunate this week to be joined by a surprise drop in special guest - Christopher from Melrose Sheltering In Place! Having seen the entire series, but somehow only a third of this episode, h…
Puddle Search 'Cast #11 - A Kardashian Birthday
While we have been looking everywhere for Puddle, it never occurred to us to call in a new investigator. We are joined by our Expert Millenial to look through the wreckage of American Society and te…
3.15 Holiday on Ice
It's Ebenezer Woodward! Or Amanda McScrooge! Get it, as in Scrooge McDuck. Look. Melrose Place took us on a Dickens thrill ride, now with the added enhancement of "feel the rope burn on my neck. …
Puddle Search Cast #10 - Everybody's Friend
If you are our age, and since you're listening to this podcast we assume you are, then you likely had a friend in Puddle, even if you didn't know it. Teege chases down a lead that suggest Puddle was…
3.14 Sex, Drugs, and Rockin' The Cradle
"The needy people always get the attention." Teege thought this was a fact so plainly obvious, no argument would be necessary. Mary disagreed, leading to some awkward infighting. We pushed through…
3.13 Just Say No
Think what you want, but the Nancy Reagan tea at the start of the episode is worth the cost of this podcast.
The characters of Melrose Place are converging, so there are just three main story lines.
…
Models, Inc. 'Cast Episode 7: Nothing As It Seems
"Ladies and Gentleman, We Got 'Em!" is what you might imagine the LAPD saying as they have MADE AN ARREST in the murder of Teri Spencer. Hillary triumphantly announces this, saying "It's all over" e…
3.12 The Doctor Who rocks The Cradle
It was sweeps week, right? Can anyone confirm that it was sweeps week? Because they wrote Matt out and every story line was slamming.
Chris from JC Penny steals $500,000 from Jane but really from J…
Puddle Search Cast #9: Musical Icon?
Well, Mary comes down from the Great White North with a hot pot of scalding tea: we've all been singing along to Puddle's music for years, and girl we just didn't know it was true! Was Puddle's run …
3.11 The Days of Wine and Vodka
Okay, so we need to understand that Alison is FULLY an alcoholic and she is now running down strange kids biking through Los Angeles at night. But do not even think about questioning the parenting i…
Bonus Episode: Suburban Johnny Appleseed
It's another special episode - just preserving some of the great banter that wouldn't otherwise make it. This tells the sad, sad, tale of shoes left behind, shoes yet to be found, and shoes needing …
Models, Inc. 'Cast Episode 6: When Girls Collide
Julie is in charge.
Julie is in charge.
Julie is in charge.
There, we've said it enough to make sure that it's clear that for about 20 minutes, Julie is in charge of Models, Inc.
Stephanie takes adva…
3.10 And Justice For None
Joined again by our expert millenialister, Gail, we are ready to dive all the way in to Melrose Place 3.10. Billy, Alison, and Susan work together to create a kitchenware concerto, which is really j…
Puddle Search Cast #8 - Stay, Puddle, Stay
What do you do when social media radicalizes an otherwise normal, healthy person down a rabbit hole of conspiracy theories? Well, you just take what you learned from the evil iTunes algorithm, and y…
3.9 Dr. Jekyll Saves His Hide
Okay, listen. At the end of recording both segments, we recorded the ads. At the end of the first ad, Teege got an alert about the leaked opinion that the Supreme Court is going to overturn Roe v. …
Bonus Episode: Birthday Unboxing
Look, this is the most self-indulgent episode we've put out here ... and this whole podcast is a series of self-indulgent episodes. At the end of a recording session, Mary opened a box of trash and …
Models, Inc. 'Cast Episode 5: Strictly Business
Well, well, well, we are back to the murder mystery. Is it David? is it Brian? Who the hell is Stephanie? Why is Paul licking Carrie's feet? (Let the record show we did not discuss the foot lick…
3.8 Love Reeks
Look, Sydney and Jake. They're a thing now. Can we prove it? Kind of. Sure, there's no photographic evidence, but there are SHADOW PUPPETS MAKING OUT. And the shadow puppets have Sydney's distin…