Melrose Place Cast

This is our longest episode yet, and easily our most controversial.  

Melrose Place is setting the stage for the season three finale, and you can almost see the hand of the producers moving the chess…

Well, was this episode all about Brooke, as the title implies?  Nope.

As much as we wanted a Brooke-centric episode, we did not get it.  But we DID land a HUGE special guest ... Jo's Baby Austin, all…

Under no circumstances does this title make sense.  Zero sense.  It is illogical.  But, whatever.

We learn that Reed Carter reborn as Adam or Matt or whatever is now dating Teri Spencer reborn as Mon…

Look, the writers no longer felt it was necessary to expend energy in writing episode titles.  So what, who cares?

This week, Jess moves in to Shooters, starts working at Shooters, then moves in with…

The curious case of how on earth we have more listeners from Finland than anywhere else.

Also, 7 of you have our podcast as YOUR NUMBER ONE PODCAST!  We're so happy.

This is a self-indulgent special …

Well, things get a little intense.  In the search for Puddle, we accidentally untomb one of the biggest, earth shattering secrets in world history.  Something that will rock us all to our very core. …

A case file has been prepared and delivered.  Now Mary stands in judgment in the curious case of Teege, Panera, and Late Stage Capitalism.

Merry Early Christmas!

Jake and Jo hook up since Jake's mom died and Jo's future boyfriend Jess is introduced to the show by standing underneath a car.

Michael hides Kimberly in Rochester with what appears to be an actual …

I don't know what's bigger news - the storylines in Models Inc. or that Hardee's used to sell cinnamon raisin breakfast sandwiches for 99 cents.  Also, that last claim was quickly debunked.

Chris and…

Brooke has arrived!  In episode 22.  Remember, Alison is drinking again by the season finale (episode 30) because of Billy's WEDDING.  So this show is moving fast.

Amanda's illness continues to drive…

Well, APPARENTLY we won't look for Puddle everywhere.  I guess there are some limits and there are some lines that we don't cross.  So, sorry Puddle, maybe we'll find you some other day.

If you or an…

Well, this was a doozy.  During this episode, we discuss the pacing of Melrose Place.  Spoilers to the season three finale to come in this description.  Although the show is old enough to be beyond t…

Monique is standing up for herself, and she wants you to know that while she is the Most Beautiful Woman in America, she is NOT Teri Spencer.  Depsite, actually, being Teri Spencer.  She won't date B…

So we accidentally find out pretty early that our special guest, Gail, watched the wrong episode of the show because she is using a legally questionable bootleg "streaming service" from the same serv…

Would you believe Puddle has become a Wisconsin sensation by ... get this ... being convicted of first degree MURDER!  Then, when Puddle escapes from prison, 75% of residents of Milwaukee reported th…

Well, Sydney is fully in the cult.  And by that we mean, she is locked under ground in the cult's desert compound.  Why did they take her?  What do they have to gain?  Do they think they'll turn her …

The most beautiful woman in America is back, but not really, the most beautiful woman in America is still the most beautiful ghost in America, but Monique Duran is here and ready to insert herself in…

PLEASE HELP US THEY HAVE TAKEN AWAY ALL MODELS, INC. VIDEOS OFF OF THE INTERNET.

This is an urgent plea. 

Please help us CRACK THE CASE and release the tapes.

What on earth was with this title choice?  I mean seriously, at least title it: "SPOILER ALERT: They Shoot Mothers, Don't They?"  Is this a reference that we don't get?  What is happening?  Have they…