Melrose Place Cast

Y'all - we're starting to think that new Kimberly might be ... just ... a ... bit ... off.  But, she's on a mission, and soon, it will all become clear!

Jake stands Amanda up again to be with Jo, thi…

Kimberly has fully returned, and this is the wig snatch episode!  The original (by our estimation) wig snatch on prime time television!

What else happened?  Sydney tells Billy and Allison they're goi…

Sammy Salami joins us to offer a hot tip on Puddle's whereabouts.  Rumor has it, he was trapped in the bottom of a backyard whale, euphemism implied.  

If you or anyone you know has information on th…

Dr. Michael Mancini successfully blackmails his way into a Chief Residency position by bringing a prostitute to his boss' home.  You'll have to watch and/or listen to understand.

Amanda threatens to …

Amanda is oddly invested (not literally) in getting Michael invested (literally) in Mancini Designs.  Sydney then decides that she can remove the "silent" from "silent partner."

Billy and Alison are …

Kay Beacon is back - but likely just for one episode where she tries to rent a space that already has a Mancini Designs sign over it.  How will Jane afford this?  Easy - she just inhereted 100 Gees f…

Michael tries several times to kill Sydney, and is either interrupted, thwarted, or chickens out.  Sydney knows that's how their love is for real.  

Jane gets involved in the blackmail business.  Hop…

Oh goodness are things getting real.  Michael and Sydney get married - they actually do it.  These crazy kids - it's amazing what sibling rivalry and blackmail will do to bring people together.

Jo is…

We asked, and our listeners responded.  The first tip on the whereabouts of Puddle is in, and it just makes our hearts soar.  Rumor has it, Puddle is a national treasure, floating along a river.

If y…

Well, Sydney's plans finally come into view.  She is outright blackmailing Michael, her sister's ex-husband who is still paying alimony, into marrying her.  Is it a good idea?  Does it demonstrate go…

This episode of Melrose Place is one of the first "never forget" episodes.  Jo and Reed are having troubles, so she stabs him, throws him overboard, shoots him through the heart, talks him down while…

Join us for a *bonus episode* where we interview three of our expert guests about the Don't Ask, Don't Tell story line with Matt and Jeffrey.  We discuss everything about gay rights, whether millenia…

Sydney figures out Matt and Michael's illegal scheme, and clunkily moves towards blackmail.  Jo gets suspicious of Reed, finds drugs in a small compartment and gets held hostage in that same compartm…

Michael is restrained from Jane, Sydney calls an ambulance for Dr. Michael Mancini, Billy moves to New York, Matt and Jeffrey go PSA, and Mary absolutely breaks Teege in the second ad.

This is going …

Michael and Jane are going to get back toge....well that was short lived.

On this episode, Mary gives us plenty of reasons to question her feminism and Teege perhaps starts to commit identity theft. …

Michael's game succeeds - he breaks Robert and gets him to cheat on Jane, ultimately letting him convince her that "anyone can slip up."  He's coming on strong to reunite OFFICIALLY with Jane Mancini…

Jo goes back to her high school reunion because Alison is a bad friend.  She meets her boyfriend who will make you want to sing, "SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME, BABY YOU GIVE LOVE, A BA…

When someone is in an accident and leaves with a life altering disability, they go through a process of acceptance over years.  Michael takes fifteen minutes.  Also in this episode, a pantsless Billy…

Look, this is by far our longest episode yet, and for good reason.  In this episode, we debate whether Billy is an incel, whether asking someone about how much money they make on a first date is offe…

Michael and Jane, living together in apartment 5, again!  Kimberly has died, Sydney is blackmailing Michael, and Jane is determined to break up her relationship with Robert. Alison and Billy break up…