Fully Functional Parents
We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog!
“Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe
“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street
“Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron
“I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam
”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)
- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 14 minutes
- Episodes
- 290
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
A Very Juvenile Episode! TMI Time!
And the butt silencer! Be careful, we talk like 5 year olds about bodily functions, you sure you want to hear this?!
00:13:08 |
Sat 14 Dec 2024
Next Year’s Banana Duct Taped to the Wall? Lunch Boxes of America!
A proposed art project! And David finds a treasure!
00:18:34 |
Fri 13 Dec 2024
Hissing At YOUR Enemies!
Ladies room gross outs, AirPods are a sign of a jerk? And holiday shopping is for the birds!
00:14:23 |
Thu 12 Dec 2024
My Parents Were Embarrassing but YOURS were way worse!!
And judging bad drivers!!
00:09:51 |
Wed 11 Dec 2024
Hands Up! Being Rebarmitzvahed With DJ daddy D!
David’s incredible bizness idea! Get in line, the wait will be worth it!
00:12:03 |
Tue 10 Dec 2024
It’s Hobligation Season!
Work holiday parties abound!! And do we like em? Don’t think so!
00:16:07 |
Mon 09 Dec 2024
Do NOT Put Ants on My Log!!
And don’t think for one second that a Thanksgiving would pass without complaints about the food! And should we embarrass our kids? Yes! And no, you can’t chew celery to lose weight!
00:13:44 |
Thu 05 Dec 2024
Cyber Monday! What an Outrage!!
And no complaining about my complaining: garlic hands!!
00:10:21 |
Wed 04 Dec 2024
Dark Days? (I’m a crybaby!) My Time in Law School!
I barely got out alive!
And where is Thunderfingers now?
And my mom killed my birds.
00:11:22 |
Tue 03 Dec 2024
Clean Dirt! And Do YOU Buy Your Kid’s Condoms?
Would he not know how to do it otherwise?
And gross findings on our lawn!
00:11:40 |
Mon 02 Dec 2024
Happy Thanksgiving! We Love YOU!
Thankful for many things! Not ALL things but many things!!
00:09:34 |
Thu 28 Nov 2024
A Fistful of Rocks (Recess Duty!)
David is a recess monitor during a Category 4 hurricane! And Katie’s there too!
00:14:54 |
Wed 27 Nov 2024
How ARE We Doing at Parenting? Meh.
Catching puke, relationship coaching, the Lottery: we’ve got room to improve!
00:09:49 |
Mon 25 Nov 2024
Billy Joel! Nick Kroll! And Dom DeLuise!?
Female prison guards fall in love too easily! And once again, Billy Joel impresses!!
First season?!
00:18:37 |
Sun 24 Nov 2024
Colonoscopy Fear!!
And no complaining about my complaining: wife version!
00:12:49 |
Thu 21 Nov 2024
Marrying a Shiksa! You Should Be So Lucky!
And that time David’s parents wore Nix the Shiks shirts!
00:09:35 |
Wed 20 Nov 2024
Rub It In, Mr. Coffey! Rub It In!
Using Jergens liberally! And no Xmas decor until AFTER Thanksgiving!!
00:14:44 |
Tue 19 Nov 2024
Kristen Bell! Adam Brody! Super Communicators!!
Watch Nobody Wants This on Netflix! It’s good! And we know the number one stupid human sign! And David’s incredible mathematical theory!!
00:16:29 |
Mon 18 Nov 2024
A Weekend Bonus Episode! Friendsgiving! Our Greatest Hits!
Why are people always abandoning their shoes?!
00:08:26 |
Sun 17 Nov 2024
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