Fully Functional Parents
We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog!
“Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe
“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street
“Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron
“I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam
”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)
- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 14 minutes
- Episodes
- 290
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
The Frozen Grape and Cool Whip Diet!
And renaming our house: Red Oaks! And bumper stickers!!
00:14:15 |
Tue 22 Oct 2024
Morning Talk! Potpourri!
A bunch of stupid stuff! And some really really deep stuff too.
00:16:10 |
Mon 21 Oct 2024
Time Travel Smells Like S%#t! You Really Wanna Do It?!
Rerun Saturday! Is our future capri pants and golf shirts? And what do you think about time travel, High Grant and Colin Firth? And accidentally thinking about Rollergirl’s kid sister!
00:15:50 |
Sat 19 Oct 2024
Donald J Trump IS DJ Trump! And Boy, Can He Spin the Hits!
He bops to the music and he ain’t nuts! And a gross story from David’s youth! And Chinese Fire Drills: offensively named but fascinating?!
00:14:07 |
Fri 18 Oct 2024
Halloween Decor is Too Murder-ey!!
And AI is our future! Let me teach you all about it! (Psych!)!
00:15:33 |
Thu 17 Oct 2024
Sticking Your Tongue Through a Piece of Cheese?
And Adam Sandler’s voice!
00:15:51 |
Wed 16 Oct 2024
Granola is a Lie! Stop Believing it!!
Rerun Sunday! Marketing geniuses have convinced you to eat crap and to feed your kids crap!! Way to go, marketing geniuses!!
00:11:28 |
Sun 13 Oct 2024
We Love You Shadow Stevens!! You Made Hollywood Squares Worth Watching!
The best worst game show ever! And changes to the u-scan?!
00:15:50 |
Wed 09 Oct 2024
Only Losers Buy Generic!
Brand names all the way for FFP! And our kids are nice to each other!
00:12:42 |
Tue 08 Oct 2024
Circulating Hot Air: The Year of Us!
Remember when I was diagnosed with cancer? remember that thing growing on our kid’s neck? Remember when our kid had a seizure? What a year!!
Oh and David’s too helpful! Stop helping, David!!
00:16:34 |
Mon 07 Oct 2024
Rerun Sunday! Repetitive Armpit Stank! A Call with a Favourite Guest!
A-A-Ron!!
Learn all about an issue David is facing! And how spray deodorant just can’t cut it!
And the Zanket! It’s patented, don’t steal our ideas, Uncommon Goods!!
00:12:33 |
Sun 06 Oct 2024
Saturday Special Double Episode! The Goo Goo Dolls?!
And I was a townie!!
00:20:23 |
Sat 05 Oct 2024
No Complaining about My Complaining! (Fighting about Flatulence!)
And wine people! And discount beverages! And AI assistants suck!
00:21:07 |
Thu 03 Oct 2024
Feeding the Monsters Under the Basement Stairs!
And where did Aunt Susan’s casserole go?!
00:10:48 |
Tue 01 Oct 2024
You’re Up, Honey!
Reason #976 why David is incredible! And where did that sock come from?!
00:10:54 |
Mon 30 Sep 2024
Two Nights in a Hotel with a Murderer Under the Bed!
Another double episode! Cause I went to a conference!
00:22:18 |
Thu 26 Sep 2024
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