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Fully Functional Parents

We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog!

“Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe

“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street

“Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron

“I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam

”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)

Kids & Family Education How To Comedy Interviews Comedy Parenting
Update frequency
every day
Average duration
14 minutes
Episodes
290
Years Active
2024 - 2025
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Two Nights in a Hotel with a Murderer Under the Bed!

Two Nights in a Hotel with a Murderer Under the Bed!

Another double episode! Cause I went to a conference!
00:22:18  |   Thu 26 Sep 2024
Which Mint is the Best Mint?  (No Mint says David!)

Which Mint is the Best Mint? (No Mint says David!)

And who cares about flouride?
00:14:26  |   Wed 25 Sep 2024
We Love Keane!  (A double episode!)

We Love Keane! (A double episode!)

And Velcro gets a bad rap!
00:19:35  |   Tue 24 Sep 2024
Facebook Schadenfreude!  And the Cereal Wars of the 1990s!

Facebook Schadenfreude! And the Cereal Wars of the 1990s!

Cracklin Oat Bran and Donuts!
00:17:14  |   Mon 23 Sep 2024
Rerun Sunday!  Hot Tuna! And Parking Ramps!

Rerun Sunday! Hot Tuna! And Parking Ramps!

Remember that time David took a bunch of 9 year olds to the Bandits game?
00:11:55  |   Sun 22 Sep 2024
Donald Trump’s Weave? FFP Invented That!!

Donald Trump’s Weave? FFP Invented That!!

We ramble all the time! And we’re good at it! And we don’t know what adverbs are!!
00:14:34  |   Fri 20 Sep 2024
Shy Bladder!!

Shy Bladder!!

You know you’ve been there! And more corporate America stuff!
00:09:55  |   Thu 19 Sep 2024
Soundgarden and Vomit: The Perfect Pair!

Soundgarden and Vomit: The Perfect Pair!

Lyric Lowdown! And the future of advertising!
00:15:01  |   Tue 17 Sep 2024
Rethinking Your Favorite Insult and Least Appreciated Body Part!

Rethinking Your Favorite Insult and Least Appreciated Body Part!

Reconsider Your Words! (Again!)
00:09:59  |   Mon 16 Sep 2024
Rerun Sunday! David Teaches Racewalking!

Rerun Sunday! David Teaches Racewalking!

And how to cheat!
00:13:01  |   Sun 15 Sep 2024
Taking Care of Business (Lyric Lowdown!) and Dirty Nails!!

Taking Care of Business (Lyric Lowdown!) and Dirty Nails!!

I’m very filthy.
00:15:23  |   Fri 13 Sep 2024
Curated Correspondence!  (For Katie!)

Curated Correspondence! (For Katie!)

It will sweep the nation!
00:18:07  |   Thu 12 Sep 2024
Martin Short: Funny in Bed?  And Hot Amish on Rachel Vincent Way!!

Martin Short: Funny in Bed? And Hot Amish on Rachel Vincent Way!!

And do YOU have a wishing well in your yard?!
00:14:19  |   Mon 09 Sep 2024
Rerun Sunday! Sniffing Candles and Going Continental!

Rerun Sunday! Sniffing Candles and Going Continental!

Another guessing game that goes on too long!!
00:14:14  |   Sun 08 Sep 2024
Making Fake IDs for the Hot Chicks In College!

Making Fake IDs for the Hot Chicks In College!

And what’s your cell phone app pattern?!
00:10:20  |   Fri 06 Sep 2024
Egregious Regis Philbin!  And Lyric Lowdown: REO Speedwagon!

Egregious Regis Philbin! And Lyric Lowdown: REO Speedwagon!

Roll with the changes you guys!
00:14:33  |   Thu 05 Sep 2024
Pickle on a Stick?!

Pickle on a Stick?!

Also known as…. And what’s the deal with mothballs?!
00:11:02  |   Wed 04 Sep 2024
David’s One Person Opinion (1PO): Greek Mythology Sucks!

David’s One Person Opinion (1PO): Greek Mythology Sucks!

He’s dead wrong! And Liz’s bike love!
00:09:55  |   Tue 03 Sep 2024
Alcohol Grimace Face!

Alcohol Grimace Face!

Check it! Cause it’s bad!
00:12:26  |   Mon 02 Sep 2024
Rerun Sunday! Punching Fruitflies! and What Do You Do About Your Parents’ Stuff?!

Rerun Sunday! Punching Fruitflies! and What Do You Do About Your Parents’ Stuff?!

And David hopes I want to wrestle him?!
00:13:03  |   Sun 01 Sep 2024
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