Fully Functional Parents
We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog!
“Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe
“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street
“Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron
“I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam
”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)
- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 14 minutes
- Episodes
- 290
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
Dirty Water Dog: A Conversation on Leadership!
A trip to NYC and pickle sucking!
00:15:31 |
Tue 12 Nov 2024
Morning Breath! Happy Veterans Day!
And please rate our podcast 5 stars!! WTF!!
00:10:37 |
Mon 11 Nov 2024
Andrew McCarthy, We Like to Undress Mannequins Too!
The best clothes are in your face!!
Rerun Sunday!
00:11:12 |
Sun 10 Nov 2024
I Was So Mean to My Mom, I Should Apologize…
Kids and their comments about hair! And did you know that David hates BNL?! Well, he does!
00:17:46 |
Thu 07 Nov 2024
Hiding Things In Your Pants and From Your Spouse!
Sneaking stuff in and pretending you’re not a slob!
00:14:51 |
Wed 06 Nov 2024
Firefighters are Handymen?! and Ghosts Everywhere! Your House is Full of Em!
Rescue takes on a whole new meaning! What does Denis Leary think of how we abuse firefighters? And is your house crawling with ghosts? Maybe! maybe Not!
00:11:17 |
Tue 05 Nov 2024
You Drop Your Wallet, We’re Taking the Cash!
A classic conundrum! What do you do? And Lyric Lowdown! You’re welcome!!
*Play It Again Saturday!*
00:13:10 |
Sat 02 Nov 2024
James Franco! Justin Timberlake! Aziz Ansari! Canceled!!
Morning talk! We tell you things about these three men that are not facts!
00:13:19 |
Fri 01 Nov 2024
David is My Fabio!
Cause he’s straight out of a bodice ripper! And the last time Lunch Lad will report?!
00:11:37 |
Mon 28 Oct 2024
Biting His Sissy at Walt Disney World!
From our FIRST season! You can hear the fireplace crackling! Enjoy!!
00:13:05 |
Sat 26 Oct 2024
There Can’t Be This Many Dream Teams in the Bizness World?!
And the great saw acquisition of 2024! David’s finds on Facebook Marketplace!
00:16:37 |
Fri 25 Oct 2024
Hey Melissa, We’re Watching Your Bat Mitzvah on YouTube!
And my delicate hands! And David’s parents’ fear of the… rain!!
00:11:20 |
Thu 24 Oct 2024
Free Blake Lively!
She really did very little… and David has photo albums made!!
00:12:00 |
Wed 23 Oct 2024
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