Fully Functional Parents
We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog!
“Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe
“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street
“Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron
“I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam
”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)
- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 14 minutes
- Episodes
- 290
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
Ma’am!! Ma’am!! Your Kid is Super Annoying!!
And I love grandpuppies too! But I hate murderously Biden!?
00:12:33 |
Thu 09 Jan 2025
Manifest Destiny! We’re Coming for you Greenland!!
Do it with us now! And promote our podcast. Share it with at least three people a week or DIE!!
00:10:09 |
Wed 08 Jan 2025
Salt n Tellicherry Peppercorn!
And the story of Left Eye Lopez is sadder than I thought. Maybe don’t listen to this episode…
00:10:26 |
Tue 07 Jan 2025
Authenticity is a Farce! And You’re Leaving the House in THAT?!
More LinkedIn lies! And what girls wear!!!
00:11:31 |
Mon 06 Jan 2025
The Division of Labor at Home! And Nair and Icy Hot STINK!
Rerun Saturday from our first season! Listen to that opening!!!
00:11:49 |
Sat 04 Jan 2025
I Get It!
Why Enrique doesn’t take off that hat! And homemade chocolate treat?!
00:16:22 |
Fri 03 Jan 2025
What Happens During a Buffalo Bills Game!
A car chase witnessed only by me! And Dave and Leo go to the game!
00:14:09 |
Tue 31 Dec 2024
The Cost of Pizza is Bankrupting Us!
And college kids being jerks to townies! And check out David’s company: Local Landmarks!! You’ll be glad you did!
00:10:46 |
Mon 30 Dec 2024
Yahtzee!! Dave’s Going on Wheel of Fortune!!
And he’s gonna dominate!! Cause it’s as easy as it looks!
And I miss Stratego! Anyone have it and I can borrow it?
00:15:54 |
Fri 27 Dec 2024
Call Me Chex!!
Cause I can’t stop eating Chex Mix!! I can’t stop!
And did you know I’m actually two people?! David fills my head with nonsense about how cool that is- and I eat it up!!
00:11:47 |
Thu 26 Dec 2024
Frugality, Laziness or Genius?!
You decide! And will you ever come over for dinner again?
00:11:39 |
Wed 25 Dec 2024
Citizen’s Expulsion! (Recess Duty Again!)
David screws up his job! Big time!!
00:18:03 |
Fri 20 Dec 2024
Office Talk! How NOT to Interview! And Drama, Gossip and Radical Candor!
I can’t handle the gossip! And how do you prepare for an interview? Well, first you PREPARE!!
00:11:36 |
Thu 19 Dec 2024
Don’t Blink!
Cause our kids grow up too fast! And enjoy it all! Cause our ancestors didn’t get the same chance. Learn about them and your family’s past, it’ll give you perspective and will scare you into a gre…
00:14:55 |
Wed 18 Dec 2024
Embarrassing Embarrassments: Picking Your Nose in Public!
And stinky crotches! And responding too quickly to a text!
00:12:38 |
Tue 17 Dec 2024
We Live In Buffalo, It’s Time to Talk About the Weather!
And Presidents’ Day!! And wooden teeth!
00:14:27 |
Mon 16 Dec 2024
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