Fully Functional Parents
We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog!
“Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe
“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street
“Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron
“I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam
”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)
- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 14 minutes
- Episodes
- 290
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
I See What You’re Watching!
And other stuff seen on a plane!! Sexy Zodiac! And Blow your nose!!
00:09:32 |
Fri 25 Jul 2025
Penis Bibs! and Taking a Limo to Red Lobster!
I’m on a business trip so I’m posting old episodes! Deal with it! And this is a good one!
00:11:11 |
Tue 22 Jul 2025
Torturing Teachers and Roommates!
Archives! And Bubble Gum Bubble Gum in a dish- again!!
00:15:43 |
Sat 19 Jul 2025
A Frank Lloyd Wright Masterpiece! and On the Air with Bill Burns!!
No editing here!!
00:18:56 |
Wed 16 Jul 2025
Parenting: The Musical (Dinner Theater!)
To be performed at Bobby Js! see you there!!
00:12:04 |
Mon 14 Jul 2025
Being Forced to Eat Coleslaw at a Buffalo Bills Tailgate?!
The archives! David can’t shake his fear!
00:09:36 |
Sun 13 Jul 2025
Generated Perfect Thoughts: Putting the GPT in ChatGPT
Bunch of really boring topics – I push back on bad work jokes, we fret about our kid and his engagement with ChatGPT.
00:13:33 |
Fri 11 Jul 2025
You Think You’re Having A Bad Day at Work?!
Go to Whole Foods and talk to Sarah in the deli! And take a compliment!
00:16:23 |
Fri 04 Jul 2025
The Shame of Watching Sally Jessy Raphael!
Rerun week continues! And we feel guilty for laughing along to women who don’t know their babies fathers! And David’s Dads Golf Balls!
00:15:52 |
Thu 03 Jul 2025
Greasy Skin, Thinning Hair! Let’s Try Steroids! Together!
An archived episode! We recorded this while we were in London in 2023! 2023!!
00:10:53 |
Tue 01 Jul 2025
I’m Going to Crush Davey Like Famke Would! Between My Thighs!
Top 100 lists of all time: who cares?!
00:13:14 |
Tue 24 Jun 2025
EMDR: It Worked For Miley, It Can Work For You!
And we had another party with our friends!!!
00:15:47 |
Mon 23 Jun 2025
David’s Mouth Guitar!
My favorite episode! And ask me for the video of David performing- I have one!!
00:10:01 |
Fri 20 Jun 2025
Lyric Lowdown: Blinded by the Light!
Public bathrooms and long haul truckers!
00:13:08 |
Thu 19 Jun 2025
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