Fully Functional Parents
We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog!
“Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe
“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street
“Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron
“I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam
”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)
- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 14 minutes
- Episodes
- 290
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
Chopped Liver! Gefilte Fish! Culinary Delights!!
An oldie but goodie cause we’ve been too busy to be funny!!
00:16:05 |
Thu 12 Jun 2025
The Archives! I’m A Dollar Bill: Disney’s Next Big Hit!
And save those dollars! You don’t need to buy things!!
00:16:43 |
Sat 07 Jun 2025
Grammar Time! Brought to You by Miriam Websterwitz!
Doing good! Not well.
00:10:23 |
Fri 30 May 2025
A Number Between 68 and 70: Nice!
Clickbait: jail breaks! And innuendo that just doesn’t need to happen!
00:17:43 |
Thu 29 May 2025
Rotisserie Chicken! It Swept The Nation!
And my mom on motorcycles?! And despite what David says, Elios is horrendous!!
00:13:52 |
Wed 28 May 2025
Weenie Football! (David and his Goofball High School Friends!)
We debate MD vs PhD! And David’s friends are misfits!
00:17:49 |
Tue 27 May 2025
The Archives! Monster Windshield!
An award winning podcast? Screenwriters? Power Walkers? What CANT FFP Do?! Oh, and we’re in a band!!
00:13:24 |
Sat 24 May 2025
Spoiler Alert! David’s Watching Star Wars!
And get ready future daughter in law, I’m gifting you my negligee!
00:16:49 |
Fri 23 May 2025
We Can See What You’re Doing In Your Car, You Sickos!!
And writing hate notes in the carpet!
00:14:30 |
Thu 22 May 2025
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