Fully Functional Parents
We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog!
“Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe
“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street
“Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron
“I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam
”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)
- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 14 minutes
- Episodes
- 290
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
Davey! So Happy You Were Born!
A very very heartfelt message! It’s better than a card!
00:16:46 |
Mon 19 May 2025
Growing Up In NYC Wearing Sweaters!
Comb overs! David’s dad! Being a stenographer!
00:14:29 |
Thu 15 May 2025
Is That a Tweety Bird on My Ankle?
And garage sale hoodies and not saluting the military?!
00:20:43 |
Wed 14 May 2025
A Jewish Man and the Conclave!!
So much to learn and David’s learned it all!
00:18:54 |
Tue 13 May 2025
What Will Be The Tipping Point?
When should we all cut our losses and get out? never? Now?!
00:12:22 |
Mon 12 May 2025
Betty Boop, Alcoholic?
Those skinny legs?! And Disney! What’s up with Disney?!
00:13:05 |
Fri 09 May 2025
Tennis Lessons Can Get Violent!
And the Lunch Lad is practical and reasoned with his charges!!
00:13:50 |
Wed 07 May 2025
Pigs! Everywhere! And Salt N Pepa! And Daniel Radcliffe!!
Catcalling, singing about sex and Daniel will do anything!
00:15:12 |
Tue 06 May 2025
Best Soundtrack Ever! and FFP is Now Sponsored by Hormel Chili!
Buy it at Wegmans! It’s dog meat free! And sort your receipts please!!
00:11:26 |
Mon 05 May 2025
The Archives! Teenage Body Chess! And Chicago, WHY Is It So Hard to Say You’re Sorry?!
An oldie but a goodie about our teenage bodies and my ex boyfriend’s love of Chicago!!
00:15:28 |
Sat 03 May 2025
Can You Handle It?! (Cleaning up after your dog!) And A Bra Fitting!
Are you a whiny baby about poop? And I’m wearing real bras now!!
00:15:16 |
Fri 02 May 2025
God Forbid David Apologizes to Me!!
But he’ll apologize to the Minecraft movie?! And pig masks!!
00:11:15 |
Wed 30 Apr 2025
Prom Planning! And Architectural Plans to Accommodate Stinky People!
My secret past! And a confession from Davey! Oh, and bums at the library!
00:13:59 |
Mon 28 Apr 2025
The Archives! Everyone Has Anxiety About Something! and Velcro Rocks!!
Button fly forever!!
00:14:11 |
Sat 26 Apr 2025
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