Fully Functional Parents
We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog!
“Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe
“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street
“Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron
“I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam
”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)
- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 14 minutes
- Episodes
- 290
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
Behind the Booth: David’s Weekend as an Artist!
And we fight about the dishwasher again!
00:12:13 |
Fri 30 Aug 2024
Moaning and Hustling Like Our Mommies!
We’re becoming our parents- arts festivals, bad driving. And did you ever think about your skeleton?!
00:15:13 |
Thu 29 Aug 2024
Moaning and Hustling Like Our Mommies!
We’re becoming our parents- arts festivals, bad driving. And did you ever think about your skeleton?!
00:15:13 |
Thu 29 Aug 2024
The Most Dangerous Object in the WORLD!
The air conditioner! And my veiny feet!
00:11:34 |
Wed 28 Aug 2024
Duty Free and Doing Drugs! and Lyric Lowdown!
The very cute stalker’s anthem: Return to Sender!
00:14:50 |
Tue 27 Aug 2024
Do Not Throw Me a Surprise Party! But David will take one!
And jealous of childhood girlfriends!
00:12:10 |
Thu 22 Aug 2024
Rerun Sunday! Choking on Dubble Bubble!
Gum chewing is for the environmentally unconscious!
00:10:17 |
Sun 18 Aug 2024
What’s The Deal With Shakespeare Anyway?
And a guy who impersonates Dexter?
00:15:24 |
Fri 16 Aug 2024
Kamala = Melania?!
And stop wearing sandals as you drive! And stop using the Xcelerator!! And adoption and death, they’re tricky!
00:14:00 |
Thu 15 Aug 2024
RFK Jr. and That Baby Bear!!
And QR codes are killing restaurants!! And Gil loves Snoop Dogg now?!
00:12:27 |
Mon 12 Aug 2024
Rerun Sunday! Watch What You Say! And No! You Can’t Swim in My Veins!
Lyric Lowdown! And no more Kool Aid for you!!
00:12:45 |
Sun 11 Aug 2024
Remember Turning Knobs? We Miss Knobs!!
And who wants a watermelon with seeds? Morons!
00:16:51 |
Fri 09 Aug 2024
Pillow Talk! Plaque! And the Party Barn!
Very tame (but gross!) pillow talk!
00:12:18 |
Thu 08 Aug 2024
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