Fully Functional Parents
We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog!
“Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe
“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street
“Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron
“I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam
”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)
- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 14 minutes
- Episodes
- 290
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
It’s the Circle of Life!
And I sideswiped a car today! And reluctantly left a note!
00:14:01 |
Wed 23 Apr 2025
Jelly Bean Soup and Chocolate Bunny Hair! (Easter 2025!)
Where did my Mom get that spindly asparagus?! And hunting for an egg and eating it right away!
00:12:34 |
Mon 21 Apr 2025
The Archives! We’ve Got A Bone to Pick With You, Granola!
You’re garbage! And you lie to everyone about it!!
00:11:02 |
Sat 19 Apr 2025
A Confession!! and The End Of the Innocence!
Political analysis! And cops!!
00:16:47 |
Fri 18 Apr 2025
Hey Friends! Are You Time Travelers?!
And we finally settle the Hamilton College vs Colgate University battle!!
00:08:50 |
Thu 17 Apr 2025
Pimp My Ride! (Stupid Things Adults Say!)
Stop saying that! Stop thinking pimps are cool!!
00:08:17 |
Tue 15 Apr 2025
The Archives! FFP’s 25th Makeout Anniversary! It’s Today!
We’ve loved each other a LONG time!!
00:15:11 |
Sat 12 Apr 2025
That Goose Didn’t Have To Die for Your Pillow!!
And Red Bull and vodka: the classiest drink in Bari!!
00:09:26 |
Wed 09 Apr 2025
The Archives! Dressing in One Color!!
And we’ll be back next week with new content! Can’t wait to talk at you all again! Love you!!
00:13:28 |
Sat 05 Apr 2025
We’re in Ireland! And Suffering From Reverse Jet Lag?!
We’ve been to Galway and now we’re in Dublin! And we know nothing about God!!
00:23:55 |
Mon 31 Mar 2025
Stopping is Optional!
We are Rome! And we’re idiots who microwave metal!!
00:12:24 |
Fri 28 Mar 2025
Would You Still Ignore Me If We Were The Only Humans On Earth?
The answer is probably yes!!
00:11:56 |
Tue 25 Mar 2025
The Archives! FFP Teaches You Some Manners!!
And making out with mustaches: gross!!
00:09:11 |
Sat 22 Mar 2025
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