Fully Functional Parents
We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog!
“Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe
“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street
“Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron
“I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam
”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)
- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 14 minutes
- Episodes
- 290
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
It’s Whack A Doodle Time! Politics in America!!
And we are human! We’re just good at hiding it!
00:11:45 |
Tue 25 Feb 2025
Are You Saying Ghos? Or Ghost? and Stop Wasting Wegmans’ Resources!
Archives!! Put the food back where you got it from!!
00:14:30 |
Mon 24 Feb 2025
The Archives! Watching Sex and the City with Both of Your Parents!!
David watched the weirdest shit with his parents! And my grandpa loved ginger ale!
00:13:42 |
Sat 22 Feb 2025
Running Five Deep in DC!!
And sometimes six with our buddy bud Eddie!!
A triple episode!!
00:30:30 |
Fri 21 Feb 2025
Ready Set Get Lost in Chicago!!
I go to another development event! And I can’t hack it!!
00:19:12 |
Tue 18 Feb 2025
We Went to Amsterdam Last Year!
And this year, we’ll report back on Dublin!!
00:15:51 |
Sat 15 Feb 2025
Happy Valentines Day! or Happy Jerk Day?!
No way am I getting David anything!!
00:18:20 |
Fri 14 Feb 2025
Covers!! (Piracy?!)
Don’t tell the record labels but we listen to covers a lot on this episode. Deal with it! Don’t shut us down!!
00:10:56 |
Thu 13 Feb 2025
FFP Parties Are Bigger than the Met Gala!
So many themes cause who doesn’t love a theme!!
00:10:09 |
Wed 12 Feb 2025
Let’s All Get In A Room And Stare At A Corpse!
And diss songs. We don’t get it!!
00:16:26 |
Tue 11 Feb 2025
The Archives! Nasty Feet and Nasty Customers!
We’re going to dig into our past and let you listen to all of our archives! Here’s an oldie, but a goodie!
00:15:28 |
Sat 08 Feb 2025
Anyone Have A Donald Trump Beanie Baby We Can Have? Sheri?
Collecting crap! And are we living in the B cut of the movie Dave?!
00:14:51 |
Wed 05 Feb 2025
We All Underexaggerate About??
The bane of our existence! And our kid is getting married in 8 years? And my dad, the hibachi chef?!
00:16:26 |
Tue 04 Feb 2025
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