Fully Functional Parents
We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog!
“Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe
“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street
“Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron
“I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam
”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)
- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 14 minutes
- Episodes
- 290
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
Spaghetti Dropping From Our Mouths!
And I can’t stop laughing about you hearing us load the dishwasher, so I left it in! And bread pudding is not made by dumping juice on bread!!
00:15:46 |
Mon 03 Feb 2025
Stop Talking About the Weather, You’re Boring Us to Death!
Rerun Saturday! The lowest form of communication!
00:11:35 |
Sat 01 Feb 2025
What’s YOUR Pump Up Song?
And more tales from Corporate America: pissing everywhere!!
00:22:28 |
Fri 31 Jan 2025
Let’s Dissect Road Kill During Recess!!
And if you ain’t wearing titanium, it ain’t real!!
00:12:39 |
Thu 30 Jan 2025
We Try Our Hands at Political Punditry?!
And wanna buy a pretzel shaped like the Statue of Liberty? It may be all we have left of liberty in this country!
00:16:54 |
Wed 29 Jan 2025
At The Crossroads With Bone Thugs and Harmony!
Should I just buy bigger pants? Is that giving in and I just need to exercise more!? And being revealed as a crazy cat lady!
00:18:42 |
Tue 28 Jan 2025
Dikipedia! Elon Strikes Again!
And work that thing outta your teeth!!
(A rerun cause the Bills lost and I don’t feel like talking to anyone.)
00:13:46 |
Mon 27 Jan 2025
OUR Buffalo Bills! David’s Tips for the Big Game!
A double episode weekend special! Because David knows what our Bills must do. And some sad news about David’s favorite hobby…
00:22:32 |
Sat 25 Jan 2025
Are You Ready For Bed Now?
We argue about dozing off while lying in bed. Boy, you’re gonna be happy to listen to this!
00:12:09 |
Thu 23 Jan 2025
Why DON’T You Have Snow Tires? You Live in BUFFALO!!
The freak out when the snow comes!! And teens driving!
00:14:15 |
Wed 22 Jan 2025
There’s a Hair in Your Burrito!! And Stop Staring at Me, Dog!!
Will you still eat a meal after you find something gross in it? And why do animals stare??
00:09:31 |
Tue 21 Jan 2025
The State of the Union! And 45 Year Old Click Bait!
David actually is really into politics… And doomsday scrolling on the New York Times!?
00:12:53 |
Mon 20 Jan 2025
On The Eve of Inauguration Day: Remember Donald Rumsfeld!
And let’s go communist! Why not?! It sounds PERFECT!!
00:17:30 |
Sun 19 Jan 2025
More Tales from Corporate America!
Ladies room talk! And buying old stuff from the Buffalo Bills stadium: how far would you go?!
00:11:08 |
Fri 17 Jan 2025
French Provincial Chateau Fever!
Our kids are going nuts and we’re tracking it! And our house is much nicer inside than out!
00:17:28 |
Thu 16 Jan 2025
Peacocking It! And Naps Get a Bad Rep!
Male birds and their showy colors! And you should sleep more, you idiot.
00:14:08 |
Wed 15 Jan 2025
Go Ahead NFTA Police, Try and Arrest Me!
And hand gestures are really quite stupid!!
00:12:34 |
Tue 14 Jan 2025
Why DO Women Wear Shoulder Pads?!
We enjoy another stranger’s bar mitzvah on YouTube! And I’m bad at using remotes! And David loves a lady in pearls!!
(A rerun from our second season!)
00:15:57 |
Sat 11 Jan 2025
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