The Unwritable Rant
Join author and occasional misanthrope Juliette Miranda for bourbon-soaked personal stories and celebrity interviews. From misadventures working in the music industry, dating disasters and an incautious life with "her guy," Juliette knocks back 30 minutes of relatable, revealing, and comically real stories. She occasionally invites top comedians, actors, and musicians to join her and share their own stories about life and more. Every episode is paired with a short bourbon review, because all good stories should come with a side of booze.
- Update frequency
- every 9 days
- Average duration
- 29 minutes
- Episodes
- 263
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2023
Ep 143 - Clingy friends, special name calling, and a two-wheeled disaster
On this episode, Juliette is called a name, ponders human skulls, meets a stalker, attempts exit strategies, rejects a wig, paints a wordy picture, rides a bike, visits Lake Hollywood, switches gears…
Ep 142 - Summer school retribution, hit and run parade, and blowing up a concert
On this early Fourth of July special episode, Juliette avoids a bus stop, gets a red letter, sacrifices her summer, starts a new revolutionary war, encourages a hailstorm of candy, drops off a shoe, …
Ep 141 - Culinary contortions, chef swap, and peanut smut
On this episode, Juliette pays tribute to Anthony Bourdain, objects to diabolical demands, fishes for breakfast, grips a pocket knife, confronts a sterile slab, throws her hat, finds a clever workaro…
Ep 140 - A stolen car, catfight and Crazytown summer night
On this episode, Juliette goes on an epic summer adventure, gets her paws on a Porsche, blathers like a moron, eats more cheese fries, receives an elusive invitation, gets gored, hits the forest pres…
Ep 139 - Sand trap surprise, thieving with Texas, and an overstuffed wonder
On this episode, Juliette explains malfunctions, hits things with a club, goes for an off-path joy ride, bumps into a bunker, has a love affair with The Chair, dresses like a gravedigger, attempts a …
Ep 138 - Grooming a groupie, waking up broken, and hustling Las Vegas
On this episode, Juliette gets corralled with old people, breaks down a drunken barricade, meets a mini-me, ambushes country singer Randy Houser, visits Las Vegas, gambles with a go-go dancer, breaks…
Ep 137 - Choppy intrusions, underestimating crazy, and a Derby disaster
On this episode, Juliette makes a neighborly announcement, plays suburban detective, confronts a Robodude, botches an introduction, heads to Derby Day, reunites with Jacques, debates betting style, g…
Ep 136 - Happy endings, instant besties, and finding a bushwhacker
On this episode, Juliette is forced to hustle, lies to Blind Melon, gets professional and sassy, refuses defeat, plays in the slop, takes a trip to Nashville, hollers and swallers, meets Cowpoke and …
Ep 135 - Adoption shakedown, relationship callbacks, and a wounded rebel
On this episode, Juliette takes her chances adulting, evaluates intentions, gets Loopy, receives an unwanted letter, adopts a debt, calls a bluff, is threatened by jail, refuses to celebrate National…
Ep 134 - Attic animals, drag strip pick-ups, and whiskey life lessons
On this episode, Juliette has a horror movie reaction, loses sleep, opens a hostel for vermin, wields a baseball bat, calls in the experts, recovers a rotor arm, visits a drag strip, enjoys an illici…
Ep 133 - Interview with Doc McGhee
On this interview episode, Juliette talks with legendary music manager Doc McGhee. They discuss his career, from managing James Brown to Bon Jovi and Motley Crue, to today and his work with Kiss. Doc…
Ep 132 - Celebrity bets, hate dates, and a pedantic wonder
On this episode, Juliette stops a meal, remembers Las Vegas, enjoys a winning streak, meets an army of munchkins, sits at the VIP booth, goes on a hate date, questions logic, and unplugs a face… all …
Ep 131 - Stage wife, magical exploitation, and revenge cheers
On this episode, Juliette hits channel 364, contemplates priorities, becomes something sinister, swills dreamy punch, exploits her guy, wanders on stage, romanticizes high school, tries out for cheer…
Ep 130 - Counterfeit cowboy, relationship double dare, and bowl of carnage
On this episode, Juliette appreciates a man on a horse, uncovers a past romance, dares her guy, gets padded up, meets Moonshine and Namaste, watches a wild jump, visits Chinatown, translates a shrug,…
Ep 129 - Fired from hell, bunny dips, and disrupting a legend
On this episode, Juliette gets unexpected contact, ignores all signs, becomes indentured to Satan, tests her treason skills, does a dip, properly introduces Mongo and The Dish, visits Caesar, smells …
Ep 128 - Plans of deception, an epic adventure, and a sketchy slumber party
On this episode, Juliette channels Ferris Bueller, concocts a poor plan, introduces her friend Texas, gets legally questionable, meets Salamander, rejects sleeping arrangements, walks the length of M…
Ep 127 - A bacon assault, Art Deco graveyard, and hunting a gigolo
On this episode, Juliette combats boredom, gets antagonistic, explores wonder foods, shoos smoke, gets unintentionally physical, calls a bluff, experiences a prom of the living dead, has a birthday r…
Ep 126 - A Crazytown vacation, trust circles, and the Collector
On this episode, Juliette hates the cold, makes questionable decisions, heads to Mexico with Crazytown, loses a friend faster than a flip-flop, meets the Collector, mentors a youth program, and hatch…
Ep 125 - Interview with Bert Kreischer
On this interview episode, Juliette speaks with comedian Bert Kreischer. Through his outstanding storytelling comedy, Bert has earned the distinction of being known as The Machine. He was the host of…
Ep 124 - Magical hookup, ferret top hats, and drowning in hormones
On this episode, Juliette dishes up a magical tryst, meets Wacky Waldo, visits the Magic Castle, sinks in her seat, conjures a mystery man, considers California clichés, goes on a beach date, follows…