The Unwritable Rant
Join author and occasional misanthrope Juliette Miranda for bourbon-soaked personal stories and celebrity interviews. From misadventures working in the music industry, dating disasters and an incautious life with "her guy," Juliette knocks back 30 minutes of relatable, revealing, and comically real stories. She occasionally invites top comedians, actors, and musicians to join her and share their own stories about life and more. Every episode is paired with a short bourbon review, because all good stories should come with a side of booze.
- Update frequency
- every 9 days
- Average duration
- 29 minutes
- Episodes
- 263
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2023
Ep 103 - Balcony negotiations, bad party ideas, and Butterbean
On this episode, Juliette encounters travel trouble, finds herself held captive, experiences a not-so-helpful assistant, does a bit of barking, debates jumping overboard, finds a few pesky poltergeis…
Ep 102 - The Best of Stories - New Orleans special
On this best of episode, Juliette shares her favorite past stories about New Orleans, including Paxton’s great love, the Red Dress Run, Bourbon Street brawling, and doing a bang bang, plus a bonus ou…
Ep 101 - Wrecking balls, parking rebellion, and a silk-clad demon
On this episode, Juliette watches a community break down, is forced to get involved, raises the red flag, battles The Commando, leads a parade, is visited by a demon, longs for manatees, makes a mess…
Ep 100 - Unspeakable stories, funeral fun, and switchblade corsets
On this episode, Juliette shares two unspeakable stories she never thought she’d tell, finds a ball of contradictions, goes on a pity date, explores manners, urns a break-up, makes a confession, star…
Ep 99 - Crawfish chaos, perverted genius, and Crazytown bingo
On this episode, Juliette battles a new kind of monster, gets a box of dirty little lobsters, cooks up catastrophe, revisits a bayou, seeks out the criminal element, is disappointed by a carnival, in…
Ep 98 - Thunder drinking, security issues, and stripper scissor kicks
On this episode, Juliette finds a good storm, makes unlikely friends, gets unruly in Disney World, is treated to a police escort, evades zip ties, mourns the loss of The Gem, takes her guy to a strip…
Ep 97 - Clubhouse demolition, the Unicorn Couple, and a charades nightmare
On this episode, Juliette survives Michigan, discovers the Howler Monkey bar, contemplates construction, makes a good partner in crime, stocks up on summertime goodies, finds a new clubhouse, divides…
EP 96 - Dirty secrets, squirrel wars, and the tale of fire island
On this episode, Juliette gets into some relationship baggage, shows off a tacky monument, is failed by magic elves, gets given away, avoids jail time, dodges a storm of walnuts, find bloody bits, wa…
Ep 95 - Summer love, deer urine, and the Kentucky Bourbon Trail
On this episode, Juliette revels in summer loving, reveals her stunted standards, rides off in a white ’78 Camaro, takes a stand against injustice, finds herself elbow-deep in deer urine, learns a le…
Ep 94 - Interview with Lea Thompson and Jim Hemphill
On this interview episode, Juliette is joined by actress Lea Thompson. They discuss some of her recent projects, including movies The Trouble with the Truth and The Year of Spectacular Men. Lea also …
Ep 93 - Suburban games, goose venom, and introducing The Dreamcatcher
On this episode, Juliette trades her driveway for a rooftop, gets a four-hour sangria buzz, plays a spirited game, confronts a gang of winged demons, introduces The Dreamcatcher, makes a terrible dec…
Ep 92 - 7 shelves of crazy, flashing panties, and 144 condoms
On this episode, Juliette delves into her collection of nonsense, unleashes a tidal wave of insanity, reveals her first crush, gets picked last, does her damage, jumps through skill test hoops, visit…
Ep 91 - Trash battle, girl-on-girl crime, and introducing Danger Zone
On this episode, Juliette submits to your wellness checks, flames a tortilla, endangers her guy, allows trash to pile up, attracts the attention of beady eyes, visits a landfill, introduces Danger Zo…
Ep 90 - Above the law, bacteria coupons, and dinner with Jerry Lewis
On this episode, Juliette takes her little red wagon out of hibernation, sees flashing red lights, attempts innocence, learns the worth of Rosie, takes her chances on steak, watches appetizers slithe…
Ep 89 - Behind the velvet rope, faking it, and The Closer
On this episode, Juliette dives head first into festival season, shares the value of quality toilet paper, drinks her way backstage, contemplates drummers, tours the midwest with a national act, heed…
Ep 88 - An arranged marriage, building an ark, and burning down the house
On this episode, Juliette realizes she is lacking in certain areas, beats boredom in creative ways, finds unusual uses for a garbage bag, falls victim to the rain, heads down to the basement, taunts …
Ep 87 - House rules, victory frogs, and hillbilly medicine
On this episode, Juliette establishes the rules of the house, encounters a writing nightmare, vacuums naked, rejects Kermit, connects with her garage, admits a medical fear, laughs off chest pains, w…
Ep 86 - The Pick-Up Artist, champagne compliments, and a topless revolution
On this episode, Juliette assimilates into reality after Aruba, heads to 22 happy hours, examines The Pick-Up Artist, sees a failed Vaudeville routine, teaches a lesson, celebrates a purse thumping, …
Ep 85 - A Little Red Wagon, Etiquette Lessons, and The Locksmith
On this episode, Juliette reveals her impractical relationship with her car, finds trouble at the gas station, gets all screwed up, dirties her knees, defends chivalry to a crippled conclusion, intro…
Ep 84 - The Best of Stories - Part 1 2017
On this best of episode, Juliette shares two of her favorite stories from previous episodes. In the first story, she confronts a real-life Heisenberg in Aruba and needs to make a hasty getaway. The s…