The Unwritable Rant
Join author and occasional misanthrope Juliette Miranda for bourbon-soaked personal stories and celebrity interviews. From misadventures working in the music industry, dating disasters and an incautious life with "her guy," Juliette knocks back 30 minutes of relatable, revealing, and comically real stories. She occasionally invites top comedians, actors, and musicians to join her and share their own stories about life and more. Every episode is paired with a short bourbon review, because all good stories should come with a side of booze.
- Update frequency
- every 9 days
- Average duration
- 29 minutes
- Episodes
- 263
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2023
Ep 243 - Pleasant putdowns, 10 minutes with Kiss, and a labyrinth of disasters
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette desperately needs a line, takes a one-off production gig, locks roadies out, misses a gear shift, drives a Jesus van, demands to see Barbarella, …
Ep 242 - Rocky relationships, getting into character, and love at first exhale
On this shot of bourbon-soaked story telling, Juliette sits on the outskirts, experiences a Rocky relationship, rallies over rejection, accepts a crushed smoke, attends the theater, longs to peel ski…
Ep 241 - Unwilling hypnosis, goat horns, and a heaping of medieval necromancy
On this shot of bourbon-soaked scary storytelling, Juliette welcomes Halloween, discusses her evil to good ratio, dates a Satanist, heads to a cabin in the woods, rearranges an alter, experiences unw…
Ep 240 - Lathering over LaLaurie, shedding dead weight, and shucking more than oysters
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette listens with too much enthusiasm, lacks $300 worth of information, consults her mental map, considers murder plans, doubles her foursome, walks t…
Ep 239 - Revisiting Clarissa, killer clowns, and a Crazytown Halloween
Ep 238 - Creepy creativity, drug store demons, and harvesters of decay
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette gets into Halloween prep, prefers scary to merry, builds a haunted house, misunderstands evil chickens, channels a drug store devil, annoys a flo…
Ep 237 - A noisy beacon, bathroom confrontations, and a bully reckoning
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette learns that nothing is easy, receives an unwelcome email, remembers the so-called human Macy, earns a groupie golden ticket, enjoys a limited fri…
Ep 236 - Recreating Woodstock, gas can booze, and Crazytown on wheels
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette discusses hurricane preparation, plans a Rock ’N Rollin Eve with Crazytown, negotiates like a rodeo clown, books a fantasy, deals with soap scum,…
Ep 235 - Touching privileges, eating my own heart, and a Homecoming intervention
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette sends soap flying, enters an arrangement of convenience, appreciates a stronger cadence, considers homecoming, dates an older guy, rejects a stea…
Ep 234 - Conditional couples, garage sale hot plates, and a social scorecard
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette is too much to invite back, debates the conditions of friendship, meets The Oscars, breaks out her deranged microscope, refuses to connect imagin…
Ep 233 - Interview with Fee Waybill from The Tubes
On this interview episode, Juliette and her guy talk to Fee Waybill, frontman for the band The Tubes. Fee discusses his new rock album "Fee Waybill Rides Again" as well as The Tubes history, relation…
Ep 232 - Socializing with the devil, an unwelcome paramour, and the wrath of Texas
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette welcomes Texas to town, appreciates Alpine Valley Music Theater, visits a rock star petting zoo, follows a trail of empty bottles, penetrates a f…
Ep231 - Interview with Jon Anderson from the band YES
An interview episode with Jon Anderson from the band YES. Anderson was the author and a major creative influence behind the ground-breaking album Fragile as well as the series of epic hits, including…
Ep 230 - Jumped by a ghost, weird coincidences, and taking the long way home
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette can’t escape ghosts, cuts through a prairie, forces a secret, questions an urban legend, understands salt, dismisses a vortex, brings French frie…
Ep 229 - Romantic delusions, second times, and peppering a butt
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette is sweaty as balls, relates her favorite summer song, spends a summer without virginity, stares down Fabio wannabes, locks eyes with Gunsmoke, is…
Ep 228 - An insidious pest, sticky trails, and the summer of independence
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette names her rats, experiences her first summer of independence, invites Crazytown to a party, wakes up with houseguests, hears an unsettling secret…
Ep 227- A vile kind of genius, soft punches, and meeting crazy with crazy
In this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette considers unconventional methods, manages interns, wrongly romanticizes, scratches a blank slate, meets Queen Bee Paige, loses her cool, makes a …
Ep 226 - Harboring a unicorn horn, getting a grip, and baring it all
In this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette marvels at the small world of musicians, contemplates guy bangs, hates a hat, becomes rumor mill fodder, flees an interview, beats herself up, ge…
Ep 225 - Rolling out the dirty red carpet, uncomfortable protocol, and an almost good idea
Juliette returns to her everyday bourbon-soaked storytelling, hears bells, makes an unfortunate discovery, handles a gross issue, questions a gurgle, witnesses 150 years of sludge, sends many emojis,…
Ep 224 - Morning Neurosis Audiobook Chapters 39-50
A special audiobook exclusive! Juliette shares chapters 39-50 of her memoir, Morning Neurosis: The mostly true story of a girl trying to reconcile her rock ’n’ roll roots with a new reality. Hear the…