The Unwritable Rant
Join author and occasional misanthrope Juliette Miranda for bourbon-soaked personal stories and celebrity interviews. From misadventures working in the music industry, dating disasters and an incautious life with "her guy," Juliette knocks back 30 minutes of relatable, revealing, and comically real stories. She occasionally invites top comedians, actors, and musicians to join her and share their own stories about life and more. Every episode is paired with a short bourbon review, because all good stories should come with a side of booze.
- Update frequency
- every 9 days
- Average duration
- 29 minutes
- Episodes
- 263
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2023
Ep 23 - Teenage vices, turning 40, and St. George absinthe
Juliette rants about teenage vices, turning 40, hating the phone, and John Cusack, all while drinking St. George absinthe.
Ep 22 - Interview with Haley Reinhart
Juliette interviews Haley Reinhart, American Idol alum, singer, songwriter, and voiceover artist. Drink of choice is Bilberry Black Hearts Gin from Journeyman Distillery
Ep 21 - Celebrity deaths, meeting Linda Blair, Oscar nominations, and Jack Daniels
Juliette rants about celebrity deaths, meeting Linda Blair, and the recent Oscar nominations, all while drinking Jack Daniels and Coke.
Ep 20 - Ash vs The Evil Dead, crappy L.A. jobs, and Bone Snapper Rye whiskey
Juliette rants about crappy L.A. jobs, adult acne, watching Ash vs. The Evil Dead, new horror movies, and missing New Orleans, all while drinking Bone Snapper Rye whiskey.
Ep 19 - The Hateful Eight, almost killing Steven Spielberg, and Russell's Reserve bourbon
Juliette rants about Quentin Tarantino, new disturbing trends in restaurants, Chi-town Rising, and almost killing Steven Spielberg, all while drinking Russell's Reserve 10 year old bourbon.
Ep 18 - Interview with author and adult film star, Lisa Ann
Juliette interviews Lisa Ann, adult film star, SiriusXM radio personality, and author. Lisa Ann talks about her journey from being the #1 adult film star to retirement and her start in satellite radi…
Ep 17 - Victoria's Secret, Christmas Shrew, F is for Family, and High West Campfire whiskey
Ep 16 - Holiday parties, Bill Murray, Davy Jones, and Ridgemont Reserve bourbon
Ep 15 - Interview with author Clay Risen. "American Whiskey, Bourbon, & Rye"
Juliette Interviews Clay Risen, whiskey expert and author of the book "American Whiskey, Bourbon & Rye: A Guide to the Nation's Favorite Spirit." He discusses the history of whiskey, how to taste and…
Ep 14 - Setting my sister on fire, Thanksgiving, and Bulleit Rye Whiskey
Ep 13 - NaNoWriMo, Zanies comedy club, funky bars, and Buffalo Trace Bourbon
Ep 12 - Interview with multi-platinum recording artist, Gary Wright
Juliette interviews multi-platinum recording artist Gary Wright. You know Gary from his hit songs "Dreamweaver" and "Love is Alive." He discusses his book, "Dream Weaver: Music, Meditation, and My Fr…
Ep 11 - CMAs, The Muppets, and Booker's Bourbon
Ep 10 - Gregg Allman, Casinos, and Eagle Rare bourbon
This week, Juliette rants about a Gregg Allman concert, daylight saving time, casinos, rainy Halloweens, costumes, and bacon buns, all while drinking Eagle Rare whiskey... with a side of ice water.
Ep 9 - Interview with A.E. Hotchner "Hemingway in Love: His Own Story"
In this special podcast, Juliette interviews author A.E. Hotchner about his new book, “Hemingway in Love: His Own Story.” He shares many fascinating stories about his long friendship with Ernest Hemi…
Ep 8 - Playboy Magazine, John Carpenter, and Jefferson's bourbon
On this week’s podcast, Juliette rants about crafty neighbors and finger weaving, Playboy magazine, her favorite drive-in, and John Carpenter’s Halloween, all while drinking a hot toddy with a side o…
Ep 7 - Jacques Pepin, McKamey Manor, and Rodney Strong Cabernet Sauvignon
This week, Juliette rants about Benadryl, cooking ballontine and sweetbreads, and McKamey Manor, all while drinking a 2013 Rodney Strong Cabernet Sauvignon.
Ep 6 - Absinthe, the confederate flag, and Maker's Mark bourbon
This week, Juliette rants about bad absinthe, a new confederate flag, having kids, the legend of the skeleton, and wanting to maim her guy, all while drinking hot cider and Maker’s Mark bourbon.
Ep 5 - The Green Inferno, Amy Schumer, and Gran Centenario tequila
This week, Juliette rants about The Green Inferno, Garth Brooks concert, Amy Schumer’s new book deal, Wisconsin, and cheese, all while drinking Gran Centenario tequila.