The Unwritable Rant
Join author and occasional misanthrope Juliette Miranda for bourbon-soaked personal stories and celebrity interviews. From misadventures working in the music industry, dating disasters and an incautious life with "her guy," Juliette knocks back 30 minutes of relatable, revealing, and comically real stories. She occasionally invites top comedians, actors, and musicians to join her and share their own stories about life and more. Every episode is paired with a short bourbon review, because all good stories should come with a side of booze.
- Update frequency
- every 9 days
- Average duration
- 29 minutes
- Episodes
- 263
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2023
Ep 63 - You've got a friend in me, technicolor barf, and the Pinball Wizard finale
On this episode, Juliette discusses the difficulties in making friends, losing a new friend to liquor, and reasons why old friends make the best cell mates... all while taking down the Pinball Wizard…
Ep 62 - Interview with Ed Begley Jr and Scott Harris
On this episode, Ed Begley Jr. discusses his career as an actor, from his role on St. Elsewhere to his parts in Christopher Guest movies like Best In Show, Spinal Tap, and the new Netflix release, Ma…
Ep 61 - Scary tales, a wild beast, and blood on white vinyl
On this Halloween episode, Juliette experiences the real-life horror of Las Vegas flashing, severed limb clauses, an obstinate carny, sadistic skin punching, and a questionable blonde named Clarissa …
Ep 60 - Interview with Don McLean
Juliette is joined by singer-songwriter Don McLean on this interview episode. Don discusses the 45th anniversary of his iconic song, American Pie; recalls the turbulence of the 60s; and considers the…
Ep 59 - People suck, the dickhead spectrum, and the Pinball Wizard
On this episode, Juliette’s driveway drinking is interrupted by a four-legged intruder, people generally suck, the dickhead spectrum gets heavy, layers are shed, and a weekend getaway goes south than…
Ep 58 - Nobody likes a bully, naughty bacon, and victimized by fitness
On this episode, Juliette combats bullying, shops for hillbilly treasures, locks eyes with a retail Nazi, throws out a few slugs, appreciates hedonism, evaluates her blood-alcohol content, and steps …
Ep 57 - Horrors of Hollywood, drunken super powers, and a stingray incident
On this episode, Juliette realizes when she is not at her best, falls victim to the rainbow connection, details the horrors of Hollywood, finds a funky sandwich, discovers her guy has super powers, a…
Ep 56 - The Country Legends Episode
Three legendary country artists come together for this interview episode: TG Sheppard, Janie Fricke, and Joey Canyon. From stories about Elvis to singing with George Jones and Lynn Anderson, this epi…
Ep 55 - Driveway drinking, an imp bearing gifts, and a drug fueled exorcism
On this episode, Juliette celebrates bourbon heritage month by telling the story of an unfortunate driveway drinking episode, dismisses a neighborhood imp, regrets giving away her phone number, and e…
Ep 54 - Emergency bourbon, hipster hellholes, and a magical disaster
Juliette gets extra feisty on this episode and objects to a hipster bar, breaks out her emergency bourbon, gets sucked into a furry throng, respects the alligator, and calculates girl math in attempt…
Ep 53 - Pulling a Jan Brady, the Suckerfish, and a run-in with The Law
On this back to school-inspired episode, Juliette recalls the horrific consequences of a bad first kiss, creates a fake boyfriend, longs to be a part of the cool crowd, and takes shortcut to delinque…
Ep 52 - The Unwritable Rant 1 yr Anniversary. The count, club foot, and a freakshow of love
It’s the one-year anniversary of The Unwritable Rant! Juliette celebrates with her favorite bourbon from the past year, meets The Count, ponders a penetrating question, goes on a joyride, and revels …
Ep 51 - Interview with "The Reverend" Bob Levy
Legendary comic Reverend Bob Levy joins host Juliette Miranda to discuss his 25-year career in broadcasting and comedy. Levy is known for his work with Howard Stern, as co-host on the Miserable Men s…
Ep 50 - Interview with Charlie Daniels
Country music legend Charlie Daniels joins host Juliette Miranda to discuss the Million Mile Reflections exhibition, being inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame, Bob Dylan, his new cowboy-insp…
Ep 49 - Sweet revenge, the Nashville incident, and a scorpion named Bill
On this episode, Juliette find an unlikely surprise in a Tiffany box, learns sociopathic tendencies, and takes on Nashville the hard way... All while drinking a Paloma cocktail.
Ep 48 - Bloody produce, anagram mischief, and a neighborhood gone feral
Juliette tests her culinary skills, hotwires a curling iron, puts Scrabble skills to mischievous use, and watches her town hit the brink of insanity… All while drinking Angel’s Envy bourbon.
Ep 47 - Harbingers, cheese, truck stop chicken, and almost dying on a beach
On this episode, Juliette identifies a harbinger, knows her cheese, visits a truck stop, buys fireworks from a carny, and almost dies on a beach ... All while drinking Elijah Craig small batch bourbo…
Ep 46 - Interview with Chuck Negron
On this episode, Juliette speaks with rock legend Chuck Negron. Chuck discusses his current tour and album, the ups and downs of Three Dog Night, his battle with drugs and living clean for 25 years, …
Ep 45 - The best of The Unwritable Rant interviews
On this special episode, Juliette shares her favorite clips of celebrity interviews, stories behind the interviews, archived segments never heard before, and some behind the scenes talk with the gues…
Ep 44 - Neighbor stalking, explosive behavior, and tequila
On this episode, Juliette reveals who won the creepy neighbor bet and why and celebrates the 4th of July early with pyrotechnic mayhem, all while drinking Corazon Blanco tequila.