The Unwritable Rant
Join author and occasional misanthrope Juliette Miranda for bourbon-soaked personal stories and celebrity interviews. From misadventures working in the music industry, dating disasters and an incautious life with "her guy," Juliette knocks back 30 minutes of relatable, revealing, and comically real stories. She occasionally invites top comedians, actors, and musicians to join her and share their own stories about life and more. Every episode is paired with a short bourbon review, because all good stories should come with a side of booze.
- Update frequency
- every 9 days
- Average duration
- 29 minutes
- Episodes
- 263
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2023
Ep 123 - Hot Rod Heart, worst gift ever, and the Alpha Dweeb
On this episode, Juliette unleashes her inner wannabe rockstar, treads dangerous territory, confronts a little red light, awakens from drunken hibernation, receives the worst gift ever, visits an esc…
Ep 122 - Trail of misery, claw sharpening, and introducing The Ringleader
On this episode, Juliette forgets her night, goes through a box of bandages, lacks judgment, experiences mach force, mixes lavender and humiliation, dismisses life reunions, reveals her deranged shor…
Ep 121 - Dry cleaning skank, icy endings, and an undeniable explosion
On this episode, Juliette gets hostile, sniffs out a skank, knows evil, uncovers flirty secrets, underestimates an adversary, slides backward, has a snowy throwdown, hears an angry blast, dials for a…
Ep 120 - Re-killing grandma, worst instrument ever, and a not-quite Christmas angel
On this episode, Juliette recalls holiday traditions, learns a horrific instrument, kills off her grandmother ... again, does the unthinkable, saves up for a holiday treat, unleashes a verbal assault…
Ep 119 - The great bunny escape, fair fights, and next level socialization
On this episode, Juliette gets eye-rolly, takes tips for a spin, pet sits, avoids bunny rabies, explores underbelly secrets, finds a manger, leaves a note, attends a cool kids Christmas party, dresse…
Ep 118 - A death plague, failed pee tests, and a Jackass Christmas
On this episode, Juliette survives the plague, visits a strip mall clinic, recalls a failed pee test, meets nurse Ratchet, makes yet more relationship mistakes, fails at Christmas by bringing Jackass…
Ep 117 - The Funny Comes First special
On this episode, Juliette takes you through her favorite conversations with some of the funniest people on the planet. Guests include Jim Norton, Nick Di Paolo, Ari Shaffir, Anthony Cumia, Rain Pryor…
Ep 116 - A reluctant friend, junkie scratching, and hammered resolutions
On this episode, Juliette meets Crabapple, becomes grossly restless, falls into a safety net, fears car explosion, tests friendship limits, dances with the beer tub girl, goes on a hair band renaissa…
Ep 115 - The town crank, accidental chaos, and neighbor retaliation
On this episode, Juliette does preemptive damage control, enters the laboratory, explains a weird neon glow, contemplates best brain time, gets interrogated, meets the neighbors, launches a counterat…
Ep 114 - Possum problems, poisonous dating, and a green-tinted Adonis
On this episode, Juliette recovers from a woodland weekend, feels edgy, hears aggressive scratching, finds a dirty scavenging rodent, witnesses boozy genius, rolls away, manipulates Adonis, makes chi…
Ep 113 - Cemetery surprises, voodoo rituals, and a Crazytown Halloween adventure
On this episode, Juliette visits St. Louis Cemetery No. 1, finds uncommon energy, leaves something behind, ups her bet, contemplates sexy cards, redefines trick or treating, engages in childish behav…
Ep 112 - Facing fears, the butterfly effect, and introducing Catnip
On this episode, Juliette identifies her biggest fear, finds a mass of hair, fends off jointed legs, visits a house of winged horrors, introduces Catnip, receives manhandled gifts. avoids grimy finge…
Ep 111 - Nastygrams, the devil’s china, and Ouija board fears
On this episode, Juliette receives a nastygram, wishes for a plague of frogs, recounts a book tour failure, angers wingnuts, is dismissed by a hobgoblin, feels satisfied, ignores a request, finds a O…
Ep 110 - A Playboy tribute, going natural, and contested fire
On this episode, Juliette has total sensory recall, layers her neons, discovers a box of unexpected treasure, licks her fingers, raises a glass to Hugh Hefner, tells a two-sided story, takes abysmal …
Ep 109 - Word thieves, broken promises, and clown fear
On this episode, Juliette fields an unwanted invitation, puts words on paper, meets a blonde competitor, unleashes a smear campaign, shuts down a thief, contemplates clowns, remembers Bozo, deals wit…
Ep 108 - Interview with Jim Norton
On this special bonus interview episode, Juliette interviews Jim Norton. Jim is currently on his worldwide "Kneeling Room Only" tour. He also has a Netflix special currently airing "Mouthful of Shame…
Ep 107 - Sex shops, perverted beacons, and a golf cart getaway
On this episode, Juliette discovers an incongruous sex shop, examines a dirty aquarium, works on the seedy side of sleaze, caters to creeps, watches the PT Barnum of sex toys, creates a false identit…
Ep 106 - Maniacal mechanic, Loopy relationships, and the death of Jon Bon Jovi
On this episode, Juliette ignores sage advice, finds a non-rapey spot to park, introduces you to Loopy, discusses a one-dimensional relationship, and ultimately kills Jon Bon Jovi... all while drinki…
Ep 105 - Back to school, perfect failure, and first times
On this back to school special, Juliette discusses her firsts, has certain expectations, admits her lack of smarts, serenades her class, writes a fable, earns her grade, reveals her musical education…
Ep 104 - Ice expeditions, speakeasy error, and a Russian West Side Story
On this episode, Juliette visits her own Overlook, admires gilding, encounters a crossroad of doom, sees the other side, rides down fast, smells something burning, knows where to drink well, tangles …