The Unwritable Rant

Juliette questions the validity of DNA results, finds family tree crazy, visits an atomic wonderland, bartends past bedtime, mistakes Santa Claus, witnesses a massacre to a classic, appreciates the B…

Juliette sets up a casino sting, treads on trendy shoes, doctors up with not-so-nice intentions, wagers on vomit, encounters rage juice, enters a bubblegum factory relationship, plays an unsexy game,…

Juliette visits Whiskey acres distillery, stares down a steamy mash pool, reduces into a cardboard box, accepts a Thanksgiving invitation, tests a heating system, evokes The Great Dismal Swamp, scrap…

Juliette heads to Nashville with her guy to bash a country bar, fear alien subliminal messages, hunt down real country music, heckle a band, take on the sidewalk, assume a new identity, snag compleme…

Juliette is joined by comedian Dave Landau. Dave is co-host on The Anthony Cumia show and discusses his approach to broadcasting, how his start at Second City influenced his comedy, writing and produ…

Juliette visits a haunted New Orleans ballroom, twirls with a ghost, takes on a tour guide, loses her guy to the supernatural, contemplates explanations, fakes interest, dismisses a scare, lingers wi…

Juliette tells a secret, has a raunchy conversation, plays Rapunzel, welcomes a transgression, feels sophisticated, has an annoying wake-up, falls out a window, gets a tarot card reading, meets Glind…

Juliette honors a tradition, harbors resentment, hires vampires, mitigates molesting, stalls a kingpin, experiences a blood feast, takes on toxic combos, diffuses the situation, goes for the cliché, …

Juliette falls into a rotten mood, sneaks in a flask, gets her oompah on, appreciates a fat feast, hates the human voice, misses a tot shot, shares a classy lesson, is asked a favor, gets situated wi…

On this episode, Juliette recalls a ramshackle amusement part, knocks out teeth, introduces the legend of Vic, fears a monstrosity, spins out a mistake, issues a cease fire, takes a few chances, reve…

Juliette talks with guitarist and founding member of the band Judas Priest. They discuss his new book, Heavy Duty on Da Capo press, KK's influence on the look and sound of Judas Priest, recording som…

Interview with Jim Florentine: Juliette speaks with comedian Jim Florentine about his book, Everybody Is Awful (Except You). They discuss tour incidents, voicing character Special Ed on Crank Yankers…

On this episode, Juliette reverse engineers chaos, questions her guy's sanity, supports a relationship thunderdome, contemplates fruit aerodynamics, meets The Hustler, is taken for a kinky loop, look…

The three-year anniversary episode! Juliette takes inexcusable actions, considers a buffet of boyfriends, gets blown off, hunts down a job, thinks like a predator, causes a scene, dodges a delivery t…

On this episode, Juliette and her guy visit New Orleans, get blindsided by panic, hear teeth rattle, receive a mystery box, make questionable shopping decisions, reveal a glittery surprise, preside o…

On this episode, Juliette packs up her misgivings, sails away, meets Mr. and Mrs. Barnacle, scowls behind a pineapple, runs away from conversation, feels breath on her neck, lets the drugs take over,…

On this episode, Juliette takes direction poorly, goes two sizes too small, meets Hollywood heroes and hacks, walks a red carpet, follows a legal flunkie, contemplates signing on, revisits her paleo-…

On this episode, Juliette comes off a bender, participates in The Last Drive-In event with Joe Bob Briggs, interns for Svengoolie, chucks chickens, dims her brain bulb, knocks on a coffin, hears voic…

On this episode, Juliette returns to Michigan with her guy to see Mongo and The Dish, demonstrates etiquette, creates a weird herbal ball, saturates an ant hill, funds a fireworks tent, fears a burni…