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The Unwritable Rant

Join author and occasional misanthrope Juliette Miranda for bourbon-soaked personal stories and celebrity interviews. From misadventures working in the music industry, dating disasters and an incautious life with "her guy," Juliette knocks back 30 minutes of relatable, revealing, and comically real stories. She occasionally invites top comedians, actors, and musicians to join her and share their own stories about life and more. Every episode is paired with a short bourbon review, because all good stories should come with a side of booze.

Personal Journals Writing Society & Culture Comedy
Update frequency
every 9 days
Average duration
29 minutes
Episodes
263
Years Active
2015 - 2023
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Ep 183 - A menace to morality, unsavory actions, and superhero powers

Ep 183 - A menace to morality, unsavory actions, and superhero powers

Juliette receives something unexpected, has 10 potent words, becomes a no-good slut, refuses saving, plays dumb, taunts a mob, experiences the ultimate breakdown, reinforces her self defense tactics,…

00:22:34  |   Sun 19 May 2019
Ep 182 - Blindsided by kink, self-invented hell, and breaching boundaries

Ep 182 - Blindsided by kink, self-invented hell, and breaching boundaries

Juliette accepts a satanic comparison, becomes blinded by chemistry, lacks proper communication, refuses to get going, reacts poorly, attends a team-building event, makes everyone uncomfortable, suff…

00:33:26  |   Sun 12 May 2019
Ep 181 - Revenge lessons, managing the deep end, and Shelly the sea witch

Ep 181 - Revenge lessons, managing the deep end, and Shelly the sea witch

On this episode, Juliette checks out, discovers a sea witch, encourages a show, soaks up rum, nudges her guy, plays a ruthless game, fakes a concussion, admits the icky, treads water, gets sucked in,…

00:23:01  |   Sun 05 May 2019
Ep 180 - Interview with Ron Platt - Singer for KANSAS

Ep 180 - Interview with Ron Platt - Singer for KANSAS

Join Juliette as she welcomes Ron Platt, lead singer from the iconic rock band Kansas, into her home for an intimate talk about the legacy of Kansas, the new tour, and so much more.

00:52:08  |   Sun 28 Apr 2019
Ep 179 - The Naked Stories

Ep 179 - The Naked Stories

Juliette revisits her two favorite naked stories about a topless revolution and a switchblade corset.
00:33:53  |   Sun 21 Apr 2019
Ep 178 - Interview with Joe Bob Briggs

Ep 178 - Interview with Joe Bob Briggs

Juliette is joined by Joe Bob Briggs to discuss exploitation cinema, hosting The Last Drive-In on Shudder, Monstervision, How Rednecks Saved Hollywood, and yes, bourbon. Comedian Gilbert Gottfried ma…

00:39:15  |   Sun 07 Apr 2019
Ep 177 - Monogamy spectacles, Keanu carrots, and a self-absorbed head case

Ep 177 - Monogamy spectacles, Keanu carrots, and a self-absorbed head case

Juliette is blocked from attending a concert, gets a sad face, scores a plus 1, has personal concerns, coerces with Keanu Reeves, experiences a jealous rage, kicks open doors, exposes a pantless trys…

00:28:06  |   Sun 31 Mar 2019
Ep 176 - Interview with John Michael Higgins

Ep 176 - Interview with John Michael Higgins

Juliette chats with Emmy nominated actor John Michael Higgins. They discuss his role as host of America Says on Game Show Network, and cover key moments from his career acting in movies like Best In …

00:23:14  |   Sat 23 Mar 2019
Ep 175 - Creepy tip-offs, experimental slumming, and spiteful to-do lists

Ep 175 - Creepy tip-offs, experimental slumming, and spiteful to-do lists

Juliette rejects a question, attempts wellness, meets the Mary Poppins of boyfriends, questions niceties, answers a loving call, escapes personal development, accepts a friendly job, completes a pink…

00:24:25  |   Sat 16 Mar 2019
Ep 174 - Interview with Geno Bisconte

Ep 174 - Interview with Geno Bisconte

Comic Geno Bisconte takes over this episode with a discussion about comedy, drinking whiskey well, having passion for your work, and, surprisingly, Albert Camus. Geno hosts the In Hot Water show alon…

00:52:31  |   Sat 09 Mar 2019
Ep 173 - Monkee waves, funeral zingers, and jabbed by a straw

Ep 173 - Monkee waves, funeral zingers, and jabbed by a straw

On this episode, Juliette carries a soft spot, divvies up the blame, is betrayed by undelivered mail, ranks as a dingo, takes an old school approach, hugs a Brady, waves to Monkees, annoys everyone, …

00:28:45  |   Sun 03 Mar 2019
Ep 172 - Substituting insanity, elastic failures, and playing ping pong in hell

Ep 172 - Substituting insanity, elastic failures, and playing ping pong in hell

Juliette does something distasteful for money, meets the qualifications, mocks an assignment, teaches Bukowski, gets called in, goes to grammar school, dresses for a drunk tank, ditches the schedule,…

00:27:16  |   Sun 24 Feb 2019
Ep 171 - Bad decisions, jailbirds, and a Galentine’s Day massacre

Ep 171 - Bad decisions, jailbirds, and a Galentine’s Day massacre

Juliette questions a fake holiday, receives a surprising call, helps Texas avoid a wet spot, introduces Vanderbilt and cousin Shelia, considers drug lording, ducks a book attack, rethinks baseball, f…

00:24:33  |   Sun 17 Feb 2019
Ep 170 - Juicy secrets, rookie mistakes, and soft core spying

Ep 170 - Juicy secrets, rookie mistakes, and soft core spying

Juliette returns to her 21st birthday, takes manipulative advice, maintains a juicy secret, trips over her order, contemplates telltale signs, knows her way backstage, hands out scraps, books  solo v…

00:28:52  |   Sun 03 Feb 2019
Ep 169 - Abstract thinking, a tomb on wheels, and patient zero

Ep 169 - Abstract thinking, a tomb on wheels, and patient zero

Juliette contemplates serial killer storage, returns to college, accepts a bribe from Doc, confronts torsos, encounters a tomb on wheels, fears a living dead situation, understands revenge motivation…

00:25:54  |   Sun 27 Jan 2019
Ep 168 - Interview with Anthony Cumia

Ep 168 - Interview with Anthony Cumia

Juliette welcomes Anthony Cumia back to the show. Anthony discusses his new book, "Permanently Suspended," the ongoing feud with Opie, Louis CK, freedom of speech, and so much more.

00:26:17  |   Sun 20 Jan 2019
Ep 167 - Bad business, sticky surfaces, and a bag full of weevils

Ep 167 - Bad business, sticky surfaces, and a bag full of weevils

Juliette puts on her business head, finds an alternative profession, gets into something awful, admits to shady ethics, questions the muse, completes the deal, caters more than expected, hacks into a…

00:27:47  |   Sun 13 Jan 2019
Ep 166 - Pen pal predicament, analog hustle, and unwelcome ecstasy

Ep 166 - Pen pal predicament, analog hustle, and unwelcome ecstasy

Juliette ponders technology, delights in sending letters, finds more grown-up interests, drowns in uncomfortable declarations, gets called into the office, plays an unwilling character, weeds out wei…

00:28:23  |   Sun 06 Jan 2019
Ep 165 - Armageddon paraphernalia, millennium hysteria, and mechanized revenge

Ep 165 - Armageddon paraphernalia, millennium hysteria, and mechanized revenge

Juliette revisits the millennium, hates The Warden, gets circled by a peeing peacock, deflects seething balls, lines a desk with weed, prepares for the worst, alludes to a serial killer, attends a sl…

00:30:21  |   Sun 30 Dec 2018
Ep 164 - Green-tinted spirit, stripper scruples, and a half-naked Christmas militia

Ep 164 - Green-tinted spirit, stripper scruples, and a half-naked Christmas militia

Juliette is still in the holiday spirit, and admits to questionable beliefs, dabbles in rock stars, calls in The Pro, arrives in a chariot, visits a neon pink utopia, gets a spite lap dance, ignores …

00:23:49  |   Sun 16 Dec 2018
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