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French cultcha, stunt double armies, and Brian Wilson’s favourite film. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another Eddie Murphy film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films eg…

Family burps, hand sex, and wild-eyed confederate vampires. This week Michelle, Abigail, and Gaden Sousa (!) watched the Avatar film adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the f…

Chub-o-metres, sucking taint, and serious virgin energy. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this “satirical” film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films shitty director, stri…

Broth ‘n’ fixings, Mould Man, and little Sand’gelica. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another fuckin’ post 2010 horror film. They take a quick dive into the films decent cast, unintelligible p…

Dying babies, merry cocks, and Robo-Santas. This bonus episode Abigail and Michelle watched the whole damn Santa Clause series so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading man,…

Filthy smut writers, sexy contracts, and my inner goddess. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the 'erotic romance' that started it all so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's…

Flickering ultrasounds, supermarket meat, and glowing red babies. This week Michelle and Abigail watched yet another f**nd f****ge horror so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into Radio Silen…

Puns, ethnic caricatures, and sweet flips. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this animated catastrophe so you don't have to. They take a quick dive in the the films troubled production, vomit-in…

CGI hawks, voldemorting out, and baby-faced Khans. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Bollywood epic so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading man, song and dance, …

Mythical pubussies, troll fights, and not enough eggs. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the Artemis Fowl adaption so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films source material, fa…

No emoting, cowboy demands, and stanning Kane Hodder. This week Michelle and Abigail watched ANOTHER Jason film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films camp moments, new character…

Plastic beakers, Mojo Priest, and Putin pals. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the 1998 film The Patriot so you don’t have to. They take a big dive into Steven Seagal’s hobbies, eccentricities,…

Snake eyes, Sugar Ray knockoffs, and Bill Paxton giving 0%. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the 2004 Thunderbirds adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films transat…

Goo ratios, cracking spines, and jort boy memorials. This week Michelle and Abigail are back with the final Twilight bonus episode! They take a lengthy excavation into the films differences, their mo…

Resurrection technology, Military art departments, and Squid Got Slimed! This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Van-Damme sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films rock …

Crustacean periods, typographic hags, and our first on-air vom. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Ray Bradbury adaption so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into films production is…

Hot chippie rants, sucking in piss, and churning butter, baby! This week Abigail and Michelle watched this pre-2010’s (!!!) horror film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films atm…

Trivia gremlins, cool sons, and balderdash lore. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the Are We There Yet? sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the leading man, empty premise, …

Lightning whips, pollen blizzards, and the War of Getting Ripped. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this sword-and-sandals epic so you don’t have to. They talk about the film’s wild action, dens…

Guillotining candy kings, getting betwixt it, and Borat being funny again. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Turkish comedy sequel so you don’t have to. They take quick dive into the films …