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Pancakes, getting Interpol, and Ti West vs Ti West. This week Michelle and Abigail watched Cabin Fever 2 so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films tongue in cheek comedy, young cast…

Tragic show animals, little cumballs, and feet; some of us got ‘em. This week Abigail and Michelle watched College Road Trip so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films leading lady, …

Scraping at the door, tortured slaves, and your third eye gumming over. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the Ghost Rider sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films wacky…

Who was the man with that grassy little mole? This week Abigail and Michelle watched the Cats and Dogs sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films logic holes, voice actors, an…

Terryology, terf school, and saying poop in hell. This week Michelle and Abigail watched Movie 43 so you don’t have to. They take a long dip into the films plot lines, huge cast of characters, and it…

Oh wow! This week Abigail and Michelle watched Marmaduke so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films outstanding cast, misuse of Judy Greer, and the Marmaduke lore

Crèches, good guy Matt Patches, and death metal goblins. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the Fantastic Four remake so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films tragic tale of pr…

ChipAnon, ‘Minecraft Updates‘, and going fully feral.  This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Chipmunk sequel disaster so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the film’s bored cast, te…

Bratzis, exploding sauerkraut, and a nine inch Abigail. This week Michelle and Abigail watched Yoga Hosers so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films family-inspired cast, disappoint…

Sucking shit, 32 producers, and a full sized Keanu strapped to the front of you like a baby. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another K-Man “thriller” so you don’t have to. They take a quick di…

Everything collapses, spectacular sight, and Cancun. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this K-Man travesty so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into Keanu’s performance, it’s dull love a…

Bi-curious werewolf queens, a knock-off Jamie Lee Curtis, and pre-approved Spookums Lists. This Halloween we watched the bonkers Howling sequel so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the f…

Screenshotted detectives, Chekhov’s girlfriend, and McConaughfiying. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Netflix original so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films leading l…

Scoring, motorbike mounds, and strange silences. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the messy Grease sequel so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films leading lady, musical numbe…

Cleft chins, razzie awards, and being crushed to death by Peter O’Toole. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the 1984 Supergirl so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the quality of act…

Tight soccer shirts, pure critterisms, and Titanic 2: The Wreckoning. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the third Critters film so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films lukewa…

Metatextual dreams, trash men, and being a Santa Skeptic. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the third Looks Who’s Talking film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the leading coupl…

Similar haircuts, tiger-crouching over cars, and manic pixie dream boys. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the fourth Karate Kid instalment so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the …

Drive-thru brothels, scrotum coding, and a new anti-titling campaign. This week Abigail and Michelle watched Species 2 so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films practical effects, t…

Prosthetics, fart jokes, and becoming a giant monster hamster’s bitch. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Eddie Murphy sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films fatp…