This is Rating Descending, where we watch IMDb’s Worst 250 movies so you don’t have to. Michelle St Claire and Abigail Ward descend through the “Worst 250” list, and fill you in on the horrors and tragedies they witness along the way. Bad jokes, cheap beer, and shared trauma incoming. Follow us on twitter @Rate.Descend.Pod
Frog fights, zoot suits, and Back to Bateman. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this werewolf flop so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films leading man, practical effects, and…
Tight pums, Paul Rudd gags, and the Great Mars Debate. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this E.T. rip off so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the nostalgic score, ket-addled alien…
Sci-Fi, Paranormal, and Just a Guy. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this surprising horror films so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films atmosphere, plot holes, and scary e…
Stargazy pies, archaic names, and shawsharks. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another DC flop so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films impractical costumes, scorned leading …
Mini Buellers, party guys, and watery slushies. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this unsolicited sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the hit and miss cast, flat jokes, and…
Footy friends, ass men, and Where’s Laura Linney? This week Abigail and Michelle the pinnacle of an IMDb 5 star flick so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films stacked cast, directo…
Nickelback jams, Buffy shirts, and justice for Sansa. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another “parody” so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into anything but this movie, including Kids…
Eyebrow interns, Abigail lore, and Scary/Ginger stanning. This week Stinky Spice and Silly Spice watched this cult classic and you should too! They take a quick dive into the films major girl power, …
Taut torsos, liberating cringe, and Britney is Christ! This week Michelle and Abigail watched this feel good chick flick and liked it. They take a quick dive into the films underestimated leading lad…
Cute snakes, tank turtles, and cat telepathy. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the machinations of a lunatics so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films confusing plot, forgett…
Default kids, giant cookies, and eating shoes. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another Rodriguez eyesore so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s child stars, distinct visu…
Chopped up bees, injuring babies, and the suckle of life. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the latest Scary Movie so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s better instalments…
Big D families, natural burps, and linear humour. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another Wayans travesty so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films crass jokes, excessive par…
Pawpaw accidents, aroma-scopes, and 1000 litres of water. This week Abigail, Michelle, and ol’ m8 Gaden Sousa watched another Spy Kids film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’…
Cockney Paul Atreides, saving fluids, and going to Boboland. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this erotic parody so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films endearing leading ma…
Working out, losing the game, and feeding 750 soldiers. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the last Police Academy so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films troubled location, r…
I clumby, nut galleries, and the Leslie Nielsen Section. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this “comedy” so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading man, repulsive visual…
Michelle face, more Cumming, and incurable brain damage. This week Abigail and Michelle watch this prequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films pretty cast, best jokes, and che…
A short announcement regarding our upcoming schedule. See you in May!
Huge wife guys, mutiny people, and being xanied. This week Michelle, Abigail, and 100% real husband of the podcast Claude watch this fantasy disaster so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into…