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Tap dancing, The "Synchroniser", and $80 bottles of coke. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the Exorcist sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the infamous reputation, confusi…

Golfing Bonanza, Tom Cruise’s body double, and COD not being real. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the Caddyshack sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films cast highli…

New Angeles, stolen burp valour, and spotty mimes with alien fingers. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this video game adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the arcade ga…

Robot bees, antidepressant polls, and forgotten hot air balloons. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this 90s adaptation film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the original series…

Hemorrhoid songs, disc debates, and dating Cory Booker. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another Eddie Murphy film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the troubled leading man, no…

Baldur’s Gate 3 debriefs, Turks of Kyrgyzstan,  and The Raging Boll. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another Uwe Boll film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films aggressiv…

Cat nuns, bear suits, and hating The Godfather. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this fake move so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading man, better jokes, and animal…

Never Have I Ever, cat-maxed, and being antifunny. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another Mike Myers film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s leading man, penis jokes…

Reverse shockers, playing god, Abby’s Sad Stories™️. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Disney film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the fantastic cast, different species of…

Always yelling, greasy cockneys, and stone cold jokes. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Sherlock adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film's flaccid punchlines,…

Laughter, friendship, and no body horror. This week Michelle and Abigail don’t watch the Human Centipede sequel, and instead play some Rating Descending trivia with special guest and quizmaster Gaden…

L.A. Depression, rotating ghouls, and soft porn script. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this erotic drama so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading lady, gross direct…

Inclusive chicks, soy boys, and Icelandic computer nerds. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another Sly film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films franchise, burly cast, an…

Feminism 101, cube bombs, and flying monkeys (drones). This week Abigail and Michelle watched this low budget sci-fi so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films production choices, am…

Worldle wonders, evil behaviour, and telli for days. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the Speed sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the original movie, the lovely Sandy B, …

Little kiss, ghoulies, and disemboweled Jeffrey. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the sequel to an indie classic so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the original film, the charact…

Ear crystals, tupperware chocolates, and the nature of chaos. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Mike Myers comedy so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into Dr Seuss books, the stack…

Themed smoothies, playing Young Sheldon, and reviews with Theotsi. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this  early 2000s dance film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s lea…

Remembering Bobby B, stopping 9/11, and going OFF it. This week Michelle and Abigãlí watched another horror film remake so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the original film, forgotten …

Perma-befuddled, 1800ABBYNO, and vaginal super highways. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Marvel rip off so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films flat performances, plot…