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Cryan Branston, tapered faces, and The Ultimate Doctor Who Teaser™️. This week Marchelle and Abigail watched the sixth Police Academy so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films shit …

It's the Quickening, MacLeod! Can you feel it?  This week Abigail and Michelle watched the third Highlander film so you don't have to! They take a quick dive into the films ambitious premise, déjà vu…

Happy Gay Day to you, from us and Mr. Jiggly! This week Michelle and Abigail watched this 1996 "comedy" so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the films astonishing cameos, rapey leads, an…

Love arrows, going into the corn, and getting ghosted by Patrick Swayze. This week Abigail and Michelle watched Striptease so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the films confused tone, l…

Deep dish, wind, and strong little boys. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the third Home Alone film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films lack of charm, new cast, and it’s…

Colours, cool gadgets, and George Clooney. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the film that ruined Jimmy Fallon’s acting career so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films lacklus…

Anal cavity VR games, milk obsessions, and passing the Snoop exams. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this 2004 Kevin Hart comedy so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films cast…

Token Trans Friends™️, Leslie Nielsen Sections, and the hot new boyband One Devision. This week Abigail and Michelle watched Superhero Movie so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film…

C-U-N, God’s Delight, and defeating the IMDb final boss. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the sequel to The Butterfly Effect so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films bad perf…

Tax loops, a 1% box office return, and Uwe Boll fist-fighting Michael Bay. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this video game adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the dire…

This is Rating Descending, where we watch IMDb’s Worst 250 movies so you don’t have to. Michelle St Claire and Abigail Ward begrudgingly descend through the “Worst 250” list, and fill you in on the h…

Acrostic poems, Daddy Chonkums, and shitting on Grease. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the last American adaptation of the Rings franchise so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into ho…

Caves for kids, never-ending revolving doors, and Batman vs the Excited Tinkler. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the Hannah Montana movie so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the …

Twink Skywalker, Fatboy Slim’s new single, and the Pavlova Effect. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the 2014 Horror film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films loose theme,…

Make It Chipmunk!™️ This week Abigail and Michelle watched the long awaited Squeakquel so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films star power, confusing lore, and the weirdly sexual d…

Edge lords, chadward men, and our new spin off podcast 'Rating Dakota’. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the American adaptation of this acclaimed series so you don’t have to. They take a quick…

Limp wrists, big-tittied nannies, and being homouncomfortable. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the Sex and the City sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films questiona…

Controlling tapeworms, frozen bras, and wet vs damp. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Amy Schumer “comedy” so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films bad jokes, racist ste…

Jamie Sidegroin, Dakota Frontboob, and pouring apple juice all over yourself. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the final Fifty Shades movie so you don’t have to. They take a quick feminist rant…

Disco ball brains, death by electric guitar, and loose barrels. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the 8th Friday the 13th film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films inventi…