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Herping, fake CGI, and big van vs small truck. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another fkn 2010s horror movie so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s franchise, winged vil…

High decibels, angelic glistening, and the Real Rob pilot. This week Abigail and Michelle watched whatever this was so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into numerology, angel numbers, and oc…

Top secrey, no peaky! This week Michelle, Abigail, and special guest Clare Rankine watched ANOTHER shark movie so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films prehistoric monster, leading…

Ghoulmania, bag boys, and Too Much Wood?™️ This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Ed Wood cult classic so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films legendary director, minimal bud…

JCVD wranglers, John Ford tricks, and $10,000 of cocaine. This week Abigail, Michelle, and special guest Mel Killingsworth watched yet another video game adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a …

Free CDs, rubber jewels, and My Dinner with Andre (the Giant). This week Michelle and Abigail watched this myopic cartoon adaptation so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's carto…

Dream cheating, Jungian nonsense, and Denim Villeneuve. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Halloween sequel so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's 'bold' story decision…

Loving chemistry, the spirit of rap, and Where's Wickham! This week Michelle, Abigail, and special guest Mel Killingsworth watched this teen comedy so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into t…

Electromagnetic ghosts, gooey trees, and bears with mittens. This week special guest host Gaden and Michelle watched this J-Horror remake so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's …

Short plays, Jeffrey Katzenberg, and Sisyphean pity. This week Michelle and special guest host Gaden Sousa watched this Turkish comedy sequel so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the fil…

Ruined orgasms, Bosch visuals, and Dr St Claire. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another fkn 2010s horror movie so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films vapid storyline, stu…

Croc bosses,  sweater vests, and kissing scenes. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this “war drama” so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films Evil Third Khan, saccharin tones, …

Empty vessels, cat ASMR, and 20kgs of pink Himalayan rock salt. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another drab horror so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leads, snail-lik…

Haunted dolls, 3rd act jet packs, and consent kings. This week Abigail and Michelle watched Robocop 3 so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films fight scenes, fantastic cast, and the…

Homonintendus heroes, getting abandoned, and the Mario to pussy pipeline. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this video game adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films…

Old cosplayers,  cafeteria monsters, and fake stories, This week Abigail, Michelle, and special guest Neil Triffett watched this 1999  Beowulf adaptation. They take a quick film into the films leadin…

Boob Mart, quitting in 2023, and the McAnuf. This week Michelle, Abigail, and special guest Julian Legere watched another cartoon-movie adaptation. They take a quick dive into the films notable quote…

Dignified jurping, slam poem reviews, and Michelle’s list of likes. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this cartoon adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films casting …

Covid brain, Nickelback endings, and frothing a cold meal. This week Michelle and Abigail watched Torque so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films action sequences, cast members, an…