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Bubbling milk, disproving the moon landing, and four-digit box office returns. This week Abigail and Michelle watched ANOTHER boring found footage film so you don’t have to. They basically ignore thi…

Bozos, boring philosophy, and Abby’s Bad Takes. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this atrocious 2012 horror film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films boring plot, snail-l…

Bridesmaid pitches, little queer girl culture, and our favourite warrior - Jane Austen. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this 2018 adaptation so you don’t have to. They touch on the film's sour…

Big Guns, Big Boobs, and Bruce Willis. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the 2015 action flick Vice so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's sloppy premise, connections to se…

Segue shackles, Achilles vagina, and our final Spookums in Maypril: the Arena Showdown. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the 2015 film The Gallows so you have to. They take a quick dive into th…

Special sick babies, nostrils for appearance, and the smooch-back factor. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the 2020 Grudge remake so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films lac…

Chad pilots, Mark Hamill, and not reading instruction manuals. This week we played Wing Commander 1 & 3 so you don't have to. They take a long dive into the games storied history, long cutscenes, and…

Spooky cloaks, curing depression, and demonic genitals. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the third VHS film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films inscrutable plot, absence…

Titsqueeze Marone, the millennial’s MILF, and the beginning of Spookums in April. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this late 2010’s horror film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into…

Indignant, coward, and evil; tag yourself. This week (a near hysterical) Abigail and Michelle watched this Joan Didion adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a confused dive into the films indeci…

Porcupine men, Argentinian hyperinflation, and trains going 700mph. This week Michelle, Abigail, and special guest Charnstar Anderson watched the Highlander sequel so you don’t have to! They take a d…

Wet humour, rogue wheels, and display home analogies. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another Sly Trainwreck™️ so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the leading duo, the snail-like…

Three moods, the worst Baldwin, and our new segment ‘Michelle Guesses’. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the 1995 film Fair Game so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films lead…

Cringe is dead, live unironically, and no shame. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the video game adaptation Wing Commander so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films weak scrip…

Orgy hierarchies, 460 going on 470, and Michelle vs the Crown. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the Urban Legends sequel so you don’t have to! They take a sleepy dive into the films camp moment…

Pogo toads, flying pigs, and Duck Soup being bi culture. This week Michelle, Abigail and special guest Gaden Sousa watched Spy Kids 3 so you don’t have to. They take a giggly dive into the films blin…

Being eggsexual, gay baby Michelle, and the Angry Beavers tumblr aesthetic. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the Fat Albert movie so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films lor…

Facelifts, bad haircuts, and Little Pig Tsars. This week Abigail and Michelle watched Basic Instinct 2: Back in the Habit so you don’t have to. They discuss the films leading lady, drab plot, and it’…

Barricus Jones, arm juice, and getting bonked. This week Michelle and Abigail watched Cell so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films vacant leading men, anticlimactic action sequenc…

Rant corners, bad radio, and Mischmelly: She’s Got the Time. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this sports film parody so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films smattering of f…