MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY
MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.
- Update frequency
- every 9 days
- Average duration
- 109 minutes
- Episodes
- 237
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2025
S2/E022: Alchemical Chicken & Godward Interview
Song about Buster Keaton. Sumo in San Francisco. Red, Yellow, Black, White. Modern geopolitics as alchemical process. (01:03:00) Getting started with Chickens: 3 approaches. (01:53:00) Godward Interv…
S2/E021: The House That Jack Built
Correct but crazy. Lone Skum. “Last Things” (“Final Events”!). Jack Parsons. The connections between technology and sexual perversion. Famine and food speculations.
Links:
”Final Events” by Nick Red…
S2/E020: Unconscious Monsters
David Hogg is bioluminescent. The recent mass transit happening. The prog-to-racist spin cycle. Light, seeing, one-eye symbolism, why monsters spawn in the dark.
S2/E019: Genghis Khan Rhinoceros
Worldview collapse case study. Marvel Brain. AI Art and Deep Learning scam. Dissolving Illusions. Fake medical history. We have seen this before. Please give us many monies.
Links
Dissolving Illusions…
S2/E018: Dinosaurs Of The Old West
The New Atheist movement. Private Membership Associations. Dinosaurs of the Old West. Baptist Di$ney Boycott Retrospective.
Links
Nutso Airplane Lady Video
Cowboys and Saurians by John LeMay
Mokele-mbem…
S2/E017: We Are Not A Biologist
Pitcairn Islands. Evil is bi-polar. Thank you Ethiopian Coyote for your submission that I neglected to credit.
S2/E016: 911 Potato Slavery
Take on me. How not to get stuck in a rabbit-hole (or rabbit trap). How to start an emergency garden right now.
Links:
Where Did The Towers Go?
The New Organic Grower
The Vegetable Gardener’s Bible
S2/E015: Survival Pt. 1 & Ron Dart
The Corpus Callosum. Surviving WW3 lesson 1: For the Urbanite [mapsoc.org for complete notes]. Mailbag featuring Duke of Alba and Two Cycle. With apologies to the MPC Forum. (01:13:00) Interview with…
S2/E014: Consenting to War
Consent based controls. Karmic population management. The Space Shuttle. The unfolding of a multi-polar world power structure.
Links:
MAPSOC.ORG
Sumo’s Substack
The Saint Nicholas Project
Follow us on T…
S2/E013: Waynel Sexton's Revenge
Trucker Protest debrief, and lessons to learn. Don’t do something in politics that would be stupid in war. NATO in the post-soviet era.
Links:
MAPSOC.ORG
Sumo’s Substack
The Saint Nicholas Project
Follo…
S2/E012: Citizen Placenta
What’s wrong with Canadians? Global Megacities as Temples of The Self. Placenta citizenship corporation. The vampire can’t come in unless you invite him. Recorded Feb 14.
Links:
MAPSOC.ORG
Sumo’s Subs…
S2/E011: Straight Talk About Convoys
[ Recorded on Feb 10 ] A hurricane of COVID spin. New Science for election season. Some straight talk about the Freedom Convoy movement.
LINKS:
AP Matt Lee Shreds State Dept Dork
More Links
www.MAPSOC.…
S2/E010: Black History Celebration!
Sumo’s new rap career. Your heart is going to explode. Oops! Medical cowardice. “Is this acceptable?” vs. “Is this true?” “The Unknown Empire”: The History of Ethiopia. Turns out they really were kin…
S2/E009: Phantom Pipeline Twerkers
The 65 year old LOOOOOOMER. Talking about the prospects of conflict in Ukraine. ALL ABOUT DAT GAS, BOUT DAT GAS, BOUT DAT GAS. Phantom Social Workers.
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S2/E008: Space & Failed Marriages
“Shop Vac” Jonathan Coulton. Shawty quirked up! Talkin’ ‘bout space. Sumo’s NASA internship story. (01:23:00) Why are marriages failing at such a high rate? Talking about marriage and family troubles…
S2/E007: Choose Wisely
How to identify frauds and grifters on The Right. The Matrix series revisited: a truth drop from the Devil?
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Shady associations of new republican stars.
S2/E006: HIV Doesn't Cause Web3
The Bigfoot Song. Throwing a wet blanket on Web3. (1:35:00) HIV/AIDS, Carey Mullis, Fauci, Cities, Coe-vid, The new matrix. The US Constitution is an NFT.
LINKS:
My First Impressions of Web3 by Moxie…
S2/E005: New Year's St. Nick's
Due to tremendous technical difficulties, and circumstances beyond our control, we bring you an emergency solo New Year's broadcast from Sumo. Smokestack will be back next week and we'll resume norma…
S2/E004: The Physics of Angels w/ Albert Einstein's Zombie
Song: The Week Between, by Jonathan Coulton and John Roderick. Resurrecting Albert Einstein through song. Smokestack dead (again) from Covid. Covid Narrative Barrel Roll, Hank Oslo, Monetary Long C…
S2/E003: Ivory Towers of Technobabble
I miss him so much. Technobabble and science models. Luminance of the moon. Interview w/ Chelsea about doing a lot with a little (Starts 00:53:00).