MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY
MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.
- Update frequency
- every 9 days
- Average duration
- 109 minutes
- Episodes
- 236
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2025
Ep. 061: Deconstructivism and JBP Retrospective
Mystical News Roundup! (00:38:00) Is your city great or lame? (01:10:00) Jordan Peterson Retrospective.
Works Cited:
Deep Black Horizon
Hovering Ship
JBP Drinking Song
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Ep. 060: The BASED Ecumenical Council
Or, “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Let Sumo Fix Vatican II.” (1:22) MAPS Agriculture Project Update: Smokestack’s Chickens. (1:30) Is the Mars Rover real?
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Ep. 059: Fake Nuke Survival Skills
Visit us! MAPSOC.ORG / Sumo is chilling in Cancun w/ Ted. No one is coming to help you, and the government doesn’t care of you die. Jan 6th confirmed fake and ghey. Nuclear War Survival Skills.
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Ep. 058: Oracle Bone Script Empire
Teachers dun goofed. Line go update. MAPS stateless nation. The Lost Chinese Civilization in Arizona Murder Mystery (Starts 53:00).
Works cited:
Binance
ProtonMail
Kraken
AP Magazine
Song:
”Fake Empire”…
Ep. 057: Feminist Dark Matter w/ Zachary Garris
Dark Matter and Fake Space. Talking about feminism and democracy w/ Zachary Garris.
Works Cited:
Dark Matter Fake/Ghey (NBC)
Zachary Garris Links:
Twitter
Book: Masculine Christianity
Site: Knowing Scrip…
Ep. 056: Men in Black and the Crypto-Yuga
The Gamestonk Happening. Why crypto might wreck civilization in the near future. Religious implications of blockchain revolution. History of the Men In Black phenomena.
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Ep. 055: Amish Energy for Total Victory
Nighttime show! The 90’s were great. Wet Australia. 2020: Year of Apocalypses. Q2: The Reckoning. The Amish blew up the matrix. The story of Travis Walton.
Song: Who Built The Moon by: Shinyribs
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Ep. 054: Saint Smokestack Does Star Magic (He Doesn't)
Congratulations, you’re all terrorists now. The US is governed by norms because the law is unknowable. Dispatches from Sumo’s Q infiltration. When prophecy fails. Coyote mindset. Star magic and curr…
Ep. 053: Never Go Full-Q (Except Right Now)
[ EARLY RELEASE!] Listener Mailbag! Take the Hellen Keller Pill. Sumo channels Pol Pot. Q stock is at an all-time low… TIME TO BUY!
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Ep. 052: The Endless American Meat Shower
The Kentucky Meat Shower of 1876. The Kentucky Geomagnetic Anomaly. Welcome to 2020.1. Sympathy for the devil. What’s Money? The Judas Goat. COVID as the managed decline of the West. The Endless Am…
Ep. 051: Figgy Pudding (Or We Stab You)
Merry Christmas! Christmas traditions. Mad Max Christmas Roadtrip. Freaky olde tyme Christmas traditions that Charles Dickens and the Puritans thankfully put to death. The Little Ice Age and Sunspots…
Ep. 050: Dark Winter and Hernando De Soto
[See mapsoc.org for more show material] AMA delegation from GA attempts to rescind the recommendation against HCQ. NEJM thinks gender is not medically relevant to the care of infants. Old people too …
Ep. 049: Epistemic Crisis
Feed the World! Readings from a history book from the future. Sumo meets a holocaust survivor. Epistemic Crisis of the West. Sumo’s guide to “solarpunk” online anonymity. Missing 411.
Works Cited:
Ep. 048: Magic Spells for Modern Technocrats
You’re free to debase yourself. Mystical Housecleaning: a paranormal news round-up. Fake debunking articles. Spell-craft of the modern technocracy: Presentation, Destruction, Resurrection. Problem, C…
Ep. 047 MDWK TRNSMSN // COVID Perceptual Bubble
A quick interview with listener Willow. Some observations from his extensive travels around the country during the COVID fiasco, and the differences in rural and urban attitudes, beliefs, compliance,…
Ep. 045: New American Folk Heroes (or Villains?)
Serious information from ridiculous people. MAPS submissions for new American Folk Heroes: Skyking/Beebo, Kevin Dawes/Caro, 4Chan “Operation Homeless” against the CHAZ, Bob (not Bill) Hickman, Phoen…
Ep. 046: MDWK TRNSMSN // Electoral Underbelly Update
Midweek Transmission: More putrid clips from electoral proceedings in MI and PA.
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Ep. 044: Interview w/ Roy Blackstone
The Nova Scotia Wolf Hoax. Interview with Roy Blackstone on Technology, Crypto, and Urbit.
Find Roy Blackstone:
On Twitter
Bladeseeker
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Ep. 043: MDWK TRNSMSN // Party On, Wayne County
Our first short-format midweek show. Focusing on last nights proceedings of the Wayne Co. Michigan Canvassing Board.
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Ep. 042: "Dirtbags You Can Live With"
Fun with Simulation Theory. More thoughts on crypto/urbit. We’re on Alternate Current Radio! Alternative housing you can build yourself.
Alternate Current Radio
Earth Bag Building
Rammed Earth Construc…