MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY
MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.
- Update frequency
- every 9 days
- Average duration
- 109 minutes
- Episodes
- 236
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2025
Ep. 016: "Loud, Clacky Buttons. Halloweeny Things."
This episode is so rambling and discombobulated, that it defies all attempts to taxonomize it’s contents. We do discuss retro-futurism, COBOL, Walpurgisnaght, Saints who went around in disguise, rel…
Ep. 015: "Let Your Freak Flag Fly"
MAPSOC.ORG //
00:10:00 - Designing a MAPSOC Flag. //
00:25:00 - Twitter drama review. Middle-class anxiety. The lies we believe to survive cubicle-life. //
00:40:00 - Producing Your Own Culture //
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Ep. 014: "The Frontier Soul and The Airship of 1897"
[DUBBS give us a review dude I know you're good for it.] //
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00:11:00: Tokamak doesn’t work. Smokestack disappointed in science yet again. //
00:22:00: The Frontier Soul of America.
Craft…
Ep. 013: Pro Wrestling SMACKDOWN w/ guest SUPLEX
MAPSOC.ORG // All about pro wrestling and Kayfabe. Extended discussion of Kayfabe in politics, culture, economics, and religion. Special guest SUPLEX joins us from parts unknown.
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Ep. 012: "Pandemic Schoolmarm-ism, Dwarf-life v. Elf-life, Probability waves of chaos."
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00:24:00: American capitalism is not efficient, as proven by pandemic response measures. //
00:40:00: The path of Dwarves vs. the path of Elves. //
00:53:30: The Arthurian mindset of to…
Ep. 011: "Depression, COVID treatment power games, Homeschooling, Vampires"
00:11:00 - Kimono-reactionary modes of dress. Testicle sunning. //
00:15:00 - Sumo’s theory of psychological depression. //
00:55:00 - Getting started with pandemic classical homeschooling.
Circe Ins…
Ep. 010 "Protestant Work Ethic, Alchemy and John Dee, Number Theory of Reality"
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00:14:00 - Alchemy and John Dee //
01:13:00 - (A Long Transition into) Number Theory of Reality
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Ep. 009: "Nude workouts, quarantine gardening, and relativistic space travel."
MAPSOC.ORG //
00:10:00 - Sumo’s workout routine //
00:22:00 - Sumo’s vision of boiling Nebraska poop-fountains, and dealing with your inner rot. //
00:49:00 - Gardening in plague-times.
The Vegetable…
Ep. 008: "Down with the sniffle-monsters in Slab City."
MAPSOC.ORG //
00:10:00: Giants and Nephilim //
01:08:00 Bum’s Rottweiler tries eating Sumo’s stuff. Sumo’s guide to Slab City. //
1:17:00 The Meaning of Monsters. Failed coof forecasting (such are th…
Ep. 007: "Our most deadly show to date."
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00:05:00 - A horrible and dangerous guide to opening your third eye that you must ignore and NOT DO. //
00:16:00 - Sumo expounds on chivalry AT LENGTH. //
01:08:00 - Chivalry in the age…
Ep. 006: "Podcast Jubilee w/ No. 15, CEO of Earth"
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00:08:00 - No. 15’s Biblical interpretation wiki project. //
00:19:00 - The Roots of SJW-ism… what is the soul/spirit? //
00:38:00 - Descartes ruined everything. //
01:00:00 - Symbolic …
Ep. 005: "Awkwardly laughing at the apocalypse"
MAPSOC.ORG //
00:08:30 - Affirmations / the terrible metric system / Base-12
00:13:00 - Empire Blues / The American Pantheon
00:42:00 - Hops in beer are why you have man-boobs.
Sacred and Herbal Heali…
Ep. 004: "Morphogenetic Fields and making your own tools"
Complete Show Notes at MAPSOC.ORG
00:09 - Smokestack fails at forecasting dixie doomsday. Democracy and protesting are fake and ghey.
00:21 - The Poetry of G.K. Chesterton. Poetry can and should be ma…
Ep. 003: "Metaphorical Ghosts"
00:08:45 - Metaphorical Ghosts / Dealing with Fear / Sinning Properly.
00:45:00 - Tangent about symbolism of the iPhone.
00:47:00 - People Skills: Practical chemistry for the home.
00:59:00 - Edward Tel…
Ep. 001: "MAPS is not a terrorist organization."
00:19 - Philosophy is stupid, sort of.
00:47 - People Skills: Architecture and town planning.
01:05 - Ghosts and hauntings.
Books Mentioned:
A Pattern Language
The Architecture of Community
Get Your Hou…
Ep. 002: "Building a Trucker/NIMBY Army for Fractal Purposes"
00:13 - Sumo’s theories of the soul being fractal to the wheat/tares parable, and how to deal with habitual sin and struggles.
00:33 - People Skills: Plant/Mineral Medicine. You don’t need the lab co…