MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.
It’s time for the United States to stop caring about Europe.
America doesn’t do philosophy.
Taking over Greenland.
Wars in non-white countries, no one cares or even knows it’s happening.
Paratroopers, cr…
We’re changing the show to make people feel smart.
How do siphons work?
How do mirrors work?
Explanations that make 100% sense but aren’t true.
Be comfortable looking stupid.
Sumo’s new favorite grifter.
S…
It’s always the Super Bowl.
Predictive programming, statistics, gambling on sports, sports are too optimized now and it’s too easy to influence the results of the game.
DOGE and ridiculous government s…
Did Bilbo Baggins cheat? Changing the rules of the game.
The New Jersey UFO/drone sightings are still happening, lots of weird stuff, mass hysteria.
Making mistakes, making things bad on purpose, conse…
The end of the world as we know it.
Tik Tok and how social media sites work, servers are expensive, why did Vine fail?
The Mystical American Patriots Society is the most banned podcast. The written wor…
Everything that’s happened this year so far.
Fake in the Real and Real in the Fake.
Weird names again, we’re allowed to dislike Muslims again.
The Trump Hotel Cybertruck explosion. How do you join ISIS…
Being a white person in Asia is pretty awesome.
Elon Musk’s pro-immigration tweets, Vivek doesn’t have good genes, he studied all the time and didn’t have a life.
H1B Visas, being honest about wanting …
Cheering on murder, how insurance works, alternative solutions, money problems.
Hyperventilating about the bad, the fuel Babylon runs on, people are animals who need to be managed and controlled.
Be gr…
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
Conservatives always lose, even when they win. They also don’t support anything.
Mixing religion with war-time propaganda, people are more resistant to psy-ops …
The Mike Tyson/Jake Paul boxing match, everything is not real.
The non-disclosure agreement of the cosmos. The Book of Job, the Parable of the Wheat and Tears, too much light and purity.
Maybe the pass…
The Elections!
Martial arts, Aikido, numerology and symbolism.
Predictions for Trump’s next term in office, a new World Fair, Trump is the new Caesar.
The purpose of a system is what it does.
Liberal tea…
Bigfoot, time loops, the apocalypse and Tucker Carlson gets mauled by a demon.
Links
Joshua Cutchin Synchro-mysticism and Bigfoot
Future Fossils: Eric Wargo on Time Loops: Precognition, Retrocausation a…
Godward recommends unemployment.
Talking about an anonymously written blog post about hyper reality. What do weird rules in the Old Testament mean? Waiting for the messiah to fulfill prophecies in 202…
Sumo discusses the hurricane, why right-wingers and truthers are begging for FEMA camps, how the economy works, how taxes work and how foreign aid works.
Don't be a victim!
More Links
www.MAPSOC.org
Foll…
Did Ashville North Carolina deserve to be flooded?
What has Ruckus been up to?
The first American to use the suicide pods in Switzerland. Killing yourself like a man, you should have to earn suicide.
Ta…
The events of 70 A.D. and why don’t Christians know more about this?
Did Jesus already return?
Reforming Judaism after 70 A.D. and the temple was destroyed. Why did the Romans persecute early Christian…
Is Elvis still alive and working as a pastor in Arkansas?
They’re eating the cats! Haitian immigrants in Springfield Ohio, Sumo angers all of Twitter (again), eating dirt (medicinally), recolonizing H…
Mandolins and missing fingers, the human body has more healing power than we think.
Alternative medicine, America is built on scams, Sumo’s acupuncture adventures.
The history of chiropractic.
Sumo’s la…
Scientific folklorism, the UFO phenomenon and the owl aspect of the greater mystery.
Synchronicities, camping and owl stories.
Psychic grizzly bears.
Mike’s abductee experience story.
Speculations about …
The Order of Fire and what Jack Donovan’s been up to.
The manosphere before Jordan Peterson, the Alt Right before it became whatever it is now.
The collapse of identities, “White” is an identity for pe…