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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.

Philosophy Religion Christianity Spirituality Education Technology Society & Culture Physics Christian Religion & Spirituality Government
Update frequency
every 9 days
Average duration
109 minutes
Episodes
236
Years Active
2020 - 2025
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S3E073: Podcasting While on the Run from the Thought Police

S3E073: Podcasting While on the Run from the Thought Police

It’s time for the United States to stop caring about Europe.

America doesn’t do philosophy.

Taking over Greenland.

Wars in non-white countries, no one cares or even knows it’s happening.

Paratroopers, cr…

01:39:56  |   Tue 25 Feb 2025
S3E072: Vampires are Real and the U.S. Government is Paying their Social Security

S3E072: Vampires are Real and the U.S. Government is Paying their Social Security

We’re changing the show to make people feel smart.

How do siphons work?

How do mirrors work?

Explanations that make 100% sense but aren’t true.

Be comfortable looking stupid.

Sumo’s new favorite grifter.

S…

01:24:33  |   Wed 19 Feb 2025
S3E071: A Genuine Supervillain Plot

S3E071: A Genuine Supervillain Plot

It’s always the Super Bowl.

Predictive programming, statistics, gambling on sports, sports are too optimized now and it’s too easy to influence the results of the game.

DOGE and ridiculous government s…

01:31:18  |   Mon 10 Feb 2025
S3E070: Riddles in the Dark

S3E070: Riddles in the Dark

Did Bilbo Baggins cheat? Changing the rules of the game.

The New Jersey UFO/drone sightings are still happening, lots of weird stuff, mass hysteria.

Making mistakes, making things bad on purpose, conse…

01:22:36  |   Mon 27 Jan 2025
S3E069: Kindergarten Speak Naively Combined with Murderous Rage

S3E069: Kindergarten Speak Naively Combined with Murderous Rage

The end of the world as we know it.

Tik Tok and how social media sites work, servers are expensive, why did Vine fail?

The Mystical American Patriots Society is the most banned podcast. The written wor…

02:05:20  |   Mon 20 Jan 2025
S3E068: Paranormal Adventures with Special Guest Joshua Cutchin

S3E068: Paranormal Adventures with Special Guest Joshua Cutchin

Everything that’s happened this year so far.

Fake in the Real and Real in the Fake.

Weird names again, we’re allowed to dislike Muslims again.

The Trump Hotel Cybertruck explosion. How do you join ISIS…

01:56:55  |   Mon 06 Jan 2025
S3E067: Spinning Around the Reality Generator

S3E067: Spinning Around the Reality Generator

Being a white person in Asia is pretty awesome.

Elon Musk’s pro-immigration tweets, Vivek doesn’t have good genes, he studied all the time and didn’t have a life.

H1B Visas, being honest about wanting …

01:58:13  |   Sun 29 Dec 2024
S3E066: The Sum of Many Zeros is Still Zero

S3E066: The Sum of Many Zeros is Still Zero

Cheering on murder, how insurance works, alternative solutions, money problems.

Hyperventilating about the bad, the fuel Babylon runs on, people are animals who need to be managed and controlled.

Be gr…

01:58:57  |   Mon 09 Dec 2024
S3E065: Straighten Up and Fly Right

S3E065: Straighten Up and Fly Right

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

Conservatives always lose, even when they win. They also don’t support anything.

Mixing religion with war-time propaganda, people are more resistant to psy-ops …

01:11:07  |   Mon 25 Nov 2024
S3E064: Non-Disclosure Canada Show with Special Guest Horace Finkelstein

S3E064: Non-Disclosure Canada Show with Special Guest Horace Finkelstein

The Mike Tyson/Jake Paul boxing match, everything is not real.

The non-disclosure agreement of the cosmos. The Book of Job, the Parable of the Wheat and Tears, too much light and purity.

Maybe the pass…

01:38:00  |   Mon 18 Nov 2024
S3E063: The Shank Tank

S3E063: The Shank Tank

The Elections!

Martial arts, Aikido, numerology and symbolism.

Predictions for Trump’s next term in office, a new World Fair, Trump is the new Caesar.

The purpose of a system is what it does.

Liberal tea…

01:17:49  |   Tue 12 Nov 2024
SOUL Radio Episode 2

SOUL Radio Episode 2

Bigfoot, time loops, the apocalypse and Tucker Carlson gets mauled by a demon.

Links

Joshua Cutchin Synchro-mysticism and Bigfoot
Future Fossils: Eric Wargo on Time Loops: Precognition, Retrocausation a…

00:46:14  |   Mon 04 Nov 2024
S3E062: Hyper Reality with Special Guest Godward

S3E062: Hyper Reality with Special Guest Godward

Godward recommends unemployment.

Talking about an anonymously written blog post about hyper reality. What do weird rules in the Old Testament mean? Waiting for the messiah to fulfill prophecies in 202…

01:57:54  |   Mon 28 Oct 2024
S3E061: The Waters Below

S3E061: The Waters Below

Sumo discusses the hurricane, why right-wingers and truthers are begging for FEMA camps, how the economy works, how taxes work and how foreign aid works.

Don't be a victim!


More Links

www.MAPSOC.org
Foll…

01:11:03  |   Tue 08 Oct 2024
S3E060: Gutenjöbben with Special Guest Ruckus

S3E060: Gutenjöbben with Special Guest Ruckus

Did Ashville North Carolina deserve to be flooded?

What has Ruckus been up to?

The first American to use the suicide pods in Switzerland. Killing yourself like a man, you should have to earn suicide.

Ta…

01:53:21  |   Mon 30 Sep 2024
S3E059: Preterism with Special Guest jtfollowsjc

S3E059: Preterism with Special Guest jtfollowsjc

The events of 70 A.D. and why don’t Christians know more about this?

Did Jesus already return?

Reforming Judaism after 70 A.D. and the temple was destroyed. Why did the Romans persecute early Christian…

01:45:58  |   Mon 23 Sep 2024
S3E058: The Strangest Thing That Ever Happened

S3E058: The Strangest Thing That Ever Happened

Is Elvis still alive and working as a pastor in Arkansas?

They’re eating the cats! Haitian immigrants in Springfield Ohio, Sumo angers all of Twitter (again), eating dirt (medicinally), recolonizing H…

01:58:15  |   Mon 16 Sep 2024
S3E057: Chiropractic Law and Bigfoot Induced Glossolalia with Special Guest Ruckus

S3E057: Chiropractic Law and Bigfoot Induced Glossolalia with Special Guest Ruckus

Mandolins and missing fingers, the human body has more healing power than we think.

Alternative medicine, America is built on scams, Sumo’s acupuncture adventures.

The history of chiropractic.

Sumo’s la…

02:03:52  |   Mon 02 Sep 2024
S3E056: The Owl and UFO Connection with Special Guest Mike Clelland

S3E056: The Owl and UFO Connection with Special Guest Mike Clelland

Scientific folklorism, the UFO phenomenon and the owl aspect of the greater mystery.

Synchronicities, camping and owl stories.

Psychic grizzly bears.

Mike’s abductee experience story.

Speculations about …

02:07:05  |   Mon 19 Aug 2024
S3E055: Solar Idealism with Special Guest Jack Donovan

S3E055: Solar Idealism with Special Guest Jack Donovan

The Order of Fire and what Jack Donovan’s been up to.

The manosphere before Jordan Peterson, the Alt Right before it became whatever it is now.

The collapse of identities, “White” is an identity for pe…

01:35:16  |   Mon 12 Aug 2024
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