MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY
MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.
- Update frequency
- every 9 days
- Average duration
- 109 minutes
- Episodes
- 236
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2025
Ep. 041: "Massively Fraudulent"
Election Fraud Bonanza! Justice for Jeremy Corbyn! Counting cogs in the fraud machine. Democracy as psyop. Cryptocurrency. Secret Sun Blog’s Cygnus Conspiracy Theory.
Ep. 040: "Hashtag Science"
Song: “Baby Through A Screen”. The internet killed arts and entertainment. Feeling multicellular. The reproducibility crisis in “hashtag science”.
Science Fictions, by Stuart Richie
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Ep. 039: "This Isn't Even Our Gregarious Form"
Fire from Heaven 2020. Smokestack’s UFO Sighting. Sumo’s JPL internship & the weird underbelly of scientific discovery. The SoBe shortage and its consequences have been a disaster for the Sumo race. …
Ep. 38: "Physics gives rise to Metaphysics"
Benoit Mandelbrot. Listener Mailbag. Hildegard of Bingen. Physics gives rise to Metaphysics. LSD and the origins of technology. Do not uncover your father’s nakedness. 5th Generation Warfare.
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Ep. 037: "Frank Stranges & Valiant Thor"
Questions? -> MAPSOC.ORG // All about gas station hot-box food. We’re all going to jail. Solar-plane table: new MAPS health-cult. 50’s Sci-Fi. “Rev.” “Dr.” Frank Stranges & Valiant Thor. Sovereign C…
Ep. 036: "Lesser Suicides"
Vaudeville improv session. The Battleship Maine, and other suspicious casus belli of US history. Mullet Manifesto! Winning the culture war by being more beautiful, more rad, and having a great time. …
Ep. 035: "Slightly Spooky"
Attacking wamens with the Redpill Cannon. Recycling is fake. The population is fake. Symbolic sword design. Ghosts using technology. Sumo’s haunted statue story. Be aware of wizards casting spells a…
Ep. 034: "Violence"
Making fun of Saudis, French, and Scandinavians. Military bureaucracy flow-chart auto-conspiracies. Clarifying the differences between in-group and out-group violence. Word-magic hypnosis.
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Ep. 033: "Crossing the Rubicon"
Yogi Sumo’s ASMR mouth-sounds. Crossing the Rubicon of societal breakdown. Don’t take Lucifer’s Torch. Don’t talk to the Electric Raccoon.
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Ep. 032: "The Once and Future Old West"
Diets are eating disorders. U OMAD, BRO? Sleep deprivation and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Sumo’s rapid worldview rebuilding. God has apparently cancelled America. Calif…
Ep. 030: "The Tao of Conspiracy"
Bugging out to South America. Gay gentrification weapons. Conspiracies. The v@cc1ne will be fake and gay. Terrain Theory vs. Germ Theory. Theorizing vs. Phenomenology. Most dinosaurs were fake. Congr…
Ep. 031: Interview w/ Matthew Kresal
Sumo interviews Matthew Kresal, author of The Silver Archive #5 - Dark Skies.
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Ep. 029: "2+2≠5"
2+2=5, postmodernism, and mass psychological abuse. Update on Artemisia Annua. Americans are too weak and fearful to inherit the western patrimony. Why do you have a golden plate?
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Ep. 028: "All Aboard The Mother Wheeeeeel"
Find us on Twitter: @FrogTroubadour @SMKSTCK1 // UFO CULTS: Nation of Islam, and other ethno-cults. The Raelians. The Aetherius Society. Scientology. Mormonism. Major League Baseball. The Stock Marke…
Ep. 027: "Penguin-Based Societies of the Future"
Panhandles and their weirdness, with some travel-goals. Hollow earth and transparent moon theory. Recent UFO disclosure. Surfing the worldview spiral. You have to spin the inverted pyramid to keep it…
Ep. 026: "Things Have Only Begun To Get Weird."
MAPSOC.ORG // Invasion of the DeepFake AI Reality Snatchers. The new MAPS journal: call for papers. Parallel societies. THE YEOMAN FARMER HOPLITE REPUBLIC. Perspectives on mask wearing, and the life/…
Ep. 024: "Santa Claus the Fungus Spirit."
Graveyard blue powder spirit hole mystery. Santa the mushroom spirit. To the Angel of San Francisco, write…
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Ep. 025: "Hi Robert"
MAPSOC.ORG // Wheyfair Scandal. MAPS Merch. Greetings from New Barbados. The New Knights of the Golden Circle. Florida, the cursed land. MAPS expedition to find the California Grizzly. Coe-Vid fungal…
Ep. 023: "Decomposer Sex Jokes & Bigfoot"
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First Segment: A discussion of world events as death games for dying people. Decomposers consume dead things. You only need be alive to resist them. //
Second Segment (00:51:00): Bigfoot…
Special Almost Live Edition: "RIOT RIOT, and the problem of pain."
Sumo and Smokestack riot over rioting.
00:35:00 - Sumo expounds on his theories of the problem of evil and pain.
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