MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY
MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.
- Update frequency
- every 9 days
- Average duration
- 109 minutes
- Episodes
- 237
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2025
Ep. 082: Civilization Ending Floods of Mud (or Mucus)
Sumo has Epsilon Variant (a cold). Revenge of Nature Narratives. AI: the new deity. Mailbag: Havarti McFly & Albert Einstein. The lost history of Tartaria. Mudflood-Reset Theory. Congrats Kaldin, MAP…
Ep. 081: Vapor Earth Nostalgia On An Infinite Plane.
Redemption Song. Vapor Wave. Stuck in a 90’s time loop. Flaht Erf.
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Ep: 080: Non-Dualistic Podcastshow
Smokestack is packed with mucus and only semi-conscious. Pernicious veterinarian propaganda. A certain “bang event” and its sketchiness. "We’ve always been at war with Eastasia.” The life and philos…
Ep. 079: Free Britney
[ Replaced Bad File] Song: “The Free Mexican Air Force” by Peter Rowan. Stolen Valor. Free Britney. Hollywood Slavery. Peer Pressure.
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Ep. 078: The Hook Brings You Back
Leave us a review! On this episode, we wonder if we’re really getting the government we deserve.
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Ep. 077: The Limits of Hybridization
All about dat bass. Medieval brewing experiment. The Saint Nicholas Project. Who was the first European to visit the Americas? Saint Brendan the Voyager. Animal Hybrids and their consequences, etc.
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Ep. 076: Rightwing Podcastshow
Music from My Neighbor Totoro. Mass chicken slaughtering. Gnome sighting. The fake pipeline hack. Bronze Age Mindset.
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The pipeline was never really shut down. See here.
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Ep. 075 MDWK TRNSMSN // Consider The Rooster
Dating Advice 4: Consider the Rooster. Fighting for community during COVID.
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Ep. 074: Pygmies vs. Cranes
The 1000 year war between Pygmies and Cranes.
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The World’s Most Dangerous Gamebird?
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Ep. 073: The Wages Of Sin Is Death
An episode so rad that the internet tried to kill it in the cradle. (Sorry for the choppiness due to bad connections.) Julia Child. Thank you for supporting the show! Dating Advice 3. Everything is f…
Ep. 072: Everything is Giants...
Just give me old time rock n’ roll. Smokestack’s trip out west. Mailbag: jab for job? Sumo’s Unified Nephilim Theory.
Book: Giants: Sons of the Gods by Douglas Van Dorn
A good review of the book by Za…
Ep. 071: Hear Me Out: Ball Lightning Flail
Sumo: Saddest Prepper. Flails never existed. Mailbag and Dating Advice Pt. 2. What is Ball Lightning?
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Ep. 070: The Universal History of Man
Sovereign Citizens’ Occult Lawfare. (00:24:00) Dating Advice, Pt. 1. (00:59:00) Gog-Magog. Hitler’s Monsters. The Universal History and Legendarium. Rebirth of Monsters. Argentina’s Economic Collapse…
Ep. 069: JFK w/ Chuck Ochelli
Interview Preliminaries (00:44:30)
Interview Foundational Questions (00:59:00)
Twitter drama review! Caitlyn Conservatism Inc. panic porn pandemonium. “Remember: nobody cares.” Sumo’s take on the medic…
Ep. 068: Debt and Leverage Galactic Carnival
The Monster of Rue Docteur Grandjean. Recapturing the culture by thinking about Leverage and Debt. Levers and fulcrums of cultural influence. Adam Smith’s lame nonsense. Money is debt. Debt Jubilee.
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Ep. 067: Psychological Reasons
Smokestack becomes the giant catfish. Everyone is an indoor-cat now. Folks’ minds are breaking under the weight of [Current Year]. We’re a nation of liars. Be the dude that saved the Voyager spacecr…
Ep. 066: Minus-World Blues
Death by cranial battery fire. AI: fake and gay. Mask morgellons and E-mask-ulation. Fear-center overload society. (00:37:20) Minus World.
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Ep. 065: Satanic Panic
Merch has landed at MAPSOC.ORG. Marks of the Beast, big and small. MAPS Ag. Pop-satanism for tweens. The Satanic Panic of the 80’s and 90’s, The McMartin Preschool, and their connection to the FBI “F…
Ep. 064: SKY PEOPLE FOREVER! HOO-WAH!
Burger King Speaks Jive. Listener Mailbag: Adeptus Mechanicus, Fabricator-General. COVID Cargo Cult. Tana Army. 1971 and the gold standard. Zomia and The Art of Not Being Governed. SKY PEOPLE FOREVER…
Ep. 063: Mystical Male Vitality Plus Extreme
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Listener mailbag. The Original Fauci Ouchie: AZT. The Costa Concordia tragicomedy. Bitcoin as lifeboat. COVID retrospective.
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