MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY
MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.
- Update frequency
- every 9 days
- Average duration
- 109 minutes
- Episodes
- 237
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2025
S3E035: Joseph Campbell’s Conspiracy Journey with Special Guest Alec Ryrie
Recycling is fake, Sumo’s female environmentalist friend and sometimes there is justice in the world.
Washington and Oregon are mostly deserts.
Sumo talks about how crazy submarines are for a while.
Thi…
S3E034: How to Hide an Empire and Interview with Special Guest Jorge Mesa
You can’t choose your audience and Godward, it’s time to pay for the podcast.
Mother Angelica and why can’t you listeners help us finance a body drawer?
How to hide an empire.
Did you know that the Unit…
S3E033: The Current Thing
What’s a little ethnic cleansing among friends?
If the U.S. is ever accused of a war crime they’ll invade the Netherlands.
Sumo has his empty seat ready for Elijah.
Greater Israel, False flags (a tried …
S3E032: European Shamanism with Special Guest Chance Garton
Emergency broadcasts and gatekeeping.
Tuning Fork Therapy, frequencies, and healings. The Tacoma Narrows Bridge was destroyed by frequencies. Indian head test patterns.
Witch trials, psychedelics, were…
S3E031: The Gang Gets Banned from the Rest of the Internet with Special Guest The Odd Man Out
Music talk.
Everything bad started to happen in 1971 when the U.S. got off the gold standard and money became debt. The only way we can continue the economy is to increase the debt. Sumo appreciates t…
S3E030: Everything is Star Magic with Special Guest Tom Barnett
Autumn, racist Halloween costumes, Sumo talks about how he used to be part of a cult in the woods that’s definitely not the KKK.
Nothing happened on September 23rd, 2023.
Everything is Star Magic, astr…
S3E029: Voluntary Crucifixion with Special Guest Jasun Horsley
How do we address members of the MAPS cult?
Introduction to Jasun Horsley and the interview in the second half of the show.
Alien disclosure in Mexico
Sumo and Kavi both have no problem with grave robbi…
S3E028: We've Always Done it This Way
Sumo’s new steel drum.
The flu vaccine no longer protects you from the flu. It never protected you from the flu, what are you talking about?
You can’t wake people up.
Vox Day does a scientific experimen…
S3E027: Babe, Please Stop Living like an Ancient Sumerian! with Special Guest Ben Thomas
Civil War re-enactments, why was the Civil War so weird? Why don’t the re-enact the Revolutionary War? Maybe because of all the terrorism and guerrilla tactics… Do they re-enact wars in Canada?
Upcomi…
S3E026: Trump, the Musical with Special Guest Duke of Alba
Make America Great Again, the Trump TV sitcom.
Trump’s mugshot
World War 3 predictions, the war in Niger, potentially aliens and how do you profit off the End Times?
Trump the Musical would be such a hi…
S3E025: This Podcast Is Not Real
Sung Wong tries to sell everyone on shiny new room temperature superconductors.
Anything science-related that comes out of Asia is a scam. You might say they’re the greatest at scams.
All the low-hangi…
S3E024: A.I. is just Indians Being Paid $3 per Hour to Look at the World’s Dick Pics
Rich Men North of Richmond is an obvious psy-op.
Bring back ginger shaming! Gingers are a problem because they have Nephilim DNA.
There are no heroes, the only person who saves you is yourself, or mayb…
S3E023: The Divorce Cliff
The king and the magic mirror. How Archimedes discovered buoyancy.
You’re going to have to ruminate on this episode.
Divorce by combat vs divorce today.
Going to the Colosseum would be so awesome, bett…
S3E022: Make Armageddon Great Again
Predicting dates for the end of the world. Camping at the end of the world with Harold Camping and other failed predictions.
Sumo finishes watching the Last of Us. All the wokeness can be taken more t…
S03E021: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the WEF
Free Kevin Mitnick!
Life lessons from obese Steve Harvey. Only working when people are watching is the American way. Hacking used to be cool.
Sumo segues into population collapse.
Discussion of the Birt…
S3E020: We’re Doing it Live!
The first ever MAPS members only livestream!
How different generations take care of (or don’t take care of) their children.
Sumo goes to see the live action Little Mermaid movie and talks about things …
S3E019: Lunar Cartography
Zombie movies and TV shows. There’s not a lot of zombies in ancient folklore. Sumo’s film thesis is that they’re a result of modern society and automation.
Sumo offends all the nerds.
If you ever find …
S3E018: This is Definitely Not a Cult
Buy food buckets because France is on fire! Protesting is pointless and Europeans are insane/fundamentally broken. All you can do is take away their weapons. Americans are at lest slightly less insan…
S3E017: Enjoy the War
Mr. Rogers was kind of creepy. A ton of stuff happened this week. What's the deal with all the shoes?
They faked the moon quarantine, but the rest of the moon landing was definitely real. Sumo’s moon…
S3E016: Medieval People Were Regular Sized
The beauty of landfills, Sumo finds his old Historical European Martial Arts (HEMA) equipment, what Medieval Times were really like, Tacti-Cool spears and other weaponry, Dead Internet Theory, people…