MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY
MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.
- Update frequency
- every 9 days
- Average duration
- 109 minutes
- Episodes
- 237
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2025
S3E015: Don’t Trust Anyone Named Ted
Swimming, forest fires, hurricanes, crazy 711 stuff, Ted Cruz and aggravated homosexuality, Lauren Southern is the latest conservative to get divorced (from a fed), thoughts on Ted Kaczynski, UFOs an…
S3E014: Psychic Weather Manipulation and Canned Rice
Röbynn Europe’s totally real lawsuit, SpongeBob PedoPants, they’re digging a 33,000-foot hole in China (because of course), weather manipulation, chemtrails, climate change, geo-engineering, Canadian…
S3E013: The Eternal Conspiracy
The Prime Directive and Yosemite (The Bison Thing), Indian white supremacists, the gang tries to buy some Nazi flags, the Eternal Conspiracy as demonstrated in That Hideous Strength and the rest of C…
S3E012: Reincarnated on the Flat Earth
Flat Earth Dave interview, Plato on Recollection and Reincarnation, Kavi checks in on the Q people.
Shownotes:
Flat Earth Clock App - Android
Flat Earth Clock App - iOS
DITRH YouTube Channel
www.flatearth…
S3E011: Lying About Antarctica
Sumo’s adventures at Disney World, progress, the Kremlin attack, the Steven Crowder train wreck, Japan failed to go to the moon, you need to lie to make money, Antarctica Extravaganza, and the MAPS O…
S3E010: Numerological Nutrition Nightmares
Tiffany Dover is back! Sovereign Citizens, Space X’s recent explosion, Numerology, the Nutrition Pill, Near Death Experiences and Hell.
Shownotes:
Near Death Experiences to Hell and Back by John J. Gra…
S3E009: Boutique Podcast Pricing
Mr. Beast and his transgender friend, nothing happened with Trump’s indictment, why the podcast now costs $100 a month, Andrew Tate (possibly) faked his arrest to get hair plugs, "Sin Cascades" and h…
S3E008: Psyops within Psyops
No respect, psyops, the real reason why Smokestack had to die, body doubles, Occam’s Razor, the recent bang event, shoes again for some reason, cave art is just silly drawings AI, Project Lazarus, Ch…
S3E007: Happy Irish Juneteenth
St. Patrick’s Day is the original Juneteenth, the Irish are responsible for the LGBT movement, karma and Wag the Dog, Chat GPT, all of history is probably fake, Flat Earth, an introduction to Tartari…
S3E006: Memento Mori
Christmas! AI will eat itself. Victory Lap. Winning. Glorious CO2 future. Avian Flu. Happy memories. Cycle complete. Hello World.
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S3E005: Out-Lawyering The Devil
Merit Badges. Ohio. Defaulting the Queen. The knowledge of good and evil. The story of Job.
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S3E004: The Dakota Turtlecorn
North Dakota. Tucker. Balloon. Turtlez All Zee Way Down. Unicorns.
“The system doesn’t go away until you stop needing it’s approval.” -Sumo
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S2E003: Mormon-Pilled in Old Florida
Wherein we torture the audience with the worst rendition of Hooked on a Feeling ever. Thankful. DW v. Crowder. Mormon-Pilled in Old Florida. Narco Luango.
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S3E002: We Got The Fevah
Podcasting with a 103 fever. George Santos. Andrew Tate. The American political zeitgeist. The Waffle House Shield Maiden. Intimacy, dignity, and mystique. People no longer believe they have agency…
S3E001: Merry Christmas You Dorks
Hello again, and welcome to Season 3. The Lumerians of Mt. Shasta. The cost of life is blood. A case of worldview collapse.
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S2E047: Season Three Is Within You
Where to we go from here? Conversation with Godward.
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S2E046: The Ascendant Griller
The ascendant griller. Scientific claims. Victim consciousness. WW3 duties.
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S2E045: Podcast at the End of the Universe
Delusions of grandeur. Cosmology. Space penguins. Wompus Kitty. Bunnyman.
Chasing American Monsters- Jason Offutt
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S2E044: Gerald Taft's Jade Oboe
That’s my magic flute. Absurdist neutralization of racism. Time to gloat. Europe gets to be poor now. Total war. Predictions in media.
S2E043: Tao Gargoyle Hierarchy Show
Southernisms. The incubator society. Tao of Sumo.
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