Can You Don't?
Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 85 minutes
- Episodes
- 169
- Years Active
- 2022 - 2025
Can You Don't? | Puppets. China. Breakfast. Sand Castle.
Do you think if you and your friends returned back to a hotel after a night of partying you could run the whole business because there were no employees in the building? Let's talk about that, what m…
01:28:36 |
Wed 04 Oct 2023
Can You Don't? | Steve Urkel. Please. Sauna. Bus Driver.
Exploring the wild west with Lewis and Clark would have been pretty sweet... IF you had an off-road, motorized Lazy-E-Boy recliner! Let's talk about that, fast food restaurants with hot tubs inside, …
01:22:04 |
Wed 27 Sep 2023
Can You Don't? | Pancreas. Grasshoppers. Egg. Electrical Wire.
If you were turned into an egg for one year, who would you trust to keep you safe in order to win a million dollars? Let's talk about that, getting a bunch of electrical wire stuck in your pee hole, …
01:20:23 |
Wed 20 Sep 2023
Can You Don't? | Life Preserver. DVD. Lawn Mower. 9:30pm.
Remember that one time you were taking a dump and your girlfriend's younger brother came into the bathroom, didn't know you were in there, and started jerking off in the shower while saying his own s…
01:22:27 |
Wed 13 Sep 2023
Can You Don't? | Anal. Fat Folds. Back Hair. Johnny Cash.
Maybe we're just uninformed about the topic... but it seems like metal detectors should be able to detect an entire gun being hidden inside some fat rolls, yeah? Let's talk about that, Uncle Zaq bein…
01:20:26 |
Wed 06 Sep 2023
Can You Don't? | Sandpaper. Peaches. Porch. Roofing Tarp.
Have you ever been driving by someone's house, thought they had a nice porch, and then decided to just take their entire porch home with you? Let's talk about that, getting butt-blasted by the nicest…
01:16:03 |
Wed 30 Aug 2023
Can You Don't? | Wheat Field. Campground. Donuts. Kitchen Sink.
How funny is the world going to look when everyone is aloud to own and operate their own jetpacks? Let's talk about that, leaving your family because they don't know how to use a trashcan, promotiona…
01:19:52 |
Wed 23 Aug 2023
Can You Don't? | Sacramento. Camping. Free Throw. Chicken Blood.
Joe might have accidentally ruined some poor stranger's life in an airport on his way back from vacation. The world may never know. Let's talk about that, shoving chicken blood in your vagina to pret…
01:20:13 |
Wed 16 Aug 2023
Can You Don't? | Carseat. Ice Hole. Gummy. Birdhouse.
Have you ever wished you had a birdhouse made out of soap that you could smash your penis inside of while taking a shower? YOU HAVE?! Us too. Let's talk about that, having to get permission from your…
01:21:04 |
Wed 09 Aug 2023
Can You Don't? | Spaceship. Barbie. Sheets. Pickleball.
How would you react if you came home from work to find your dog chewing on the leg of a vintage Barbie doll? Let's talk about that, how good you'd be at bowling if you did it everyday for a year stra…
01:16:34 |
Wed 02 Aug 2023
Can You Don't? | Piranhas. Decapitation. Recliner. Anal Warrant.
If you filled an entire swimming pool with used condoms, would you sink to the bottom or just kinda sit on top? Let's talk about that, having to get a search warrant to do a cavity search, doctors be…
01:14:19 |
Wed 26 Jul 2023
Can You Don't? | Finger Guns. Revenge. Pork. Rest Area.
How annoying is it when people stop to chat in the middle of a busy walkway, clogging everything up for everyone? Bryan get's super fired up. Let's talk about that, no one caring that you're trying t…
01:20:17 |
Wed 19 Jul 2023
Can You Don't? | Kirby. WaveRunner. Teddy Bear. Plastic Chair.
What would you do if you were robbed at gunpoint... but then the robber made you friend request him on Facebook because you were too pretty to rob? Yep... that happened. Let's talk about that, celebr…
01:20:39 |
Wed 12 Jul 2023
Can You Don't? | Janitor. String Cheese. Umpire. Star Wipe.
Have you ever been watching porn, had something catch you off guard, and then just end up laughing instead of finishing? Joe will explain. Let's talk about that, a drunk magician who just pisses all …
01:17:18 |
Wed 05 Jul 2023
Can You Don't? | Tetris. Door Handle. Fake Priest. Sh*t Factory.
Have you ever been put in charge of bringing something on a trip and then completely f**king it up beyond comprehension? Joe did. Let's talk about that, admitting your sins to a fake priest at your j…
01:23:52 |
Wed 28 Jun 2023
Can You Don't? | What a. F***ing. Year. It's Been.
Wooooooooooooah Nelly! That was easily the most insane lap around the sun of our lives, but we are so grateful to have made the journey with all of you. We appreciate your support more than you will …
01:49:32 |
Wed 21 Jun 2023
Can You Don't? | Peanut Butter. UFO. Rock Baby. Cocaine Hotdog.
What would your reaction be if you took a bite out of a hotdog and found a gram of cocaine just chillin' in the bun? Let's talk about that, never having enough spoons in the Goddamn house, jumping ou…
01:18:49 |
Wed 14 Jun 2023
Can You Don't? | Infection. Home Depot. Sinking. Baby Seal.
There's dumb... and then there's following your GPS into the ocean dumb. Let's talk about that, how awkward yard sales can be, people smashing their thumbs into your eyes because they love you, bashi…
01:21:19 |
Wed 07 Jun 2023
Can You Don't? | Hot Air Balloon. Dog Ears. Centipede. David Neal.
Have you ever thought about how goofy hot air balloons are... and can you imagine if we used them as a main form of transportation? Let's talk about that, waking up in a hotel to a stranger sucking y…
01:13:41 |
Wed 31 May 2023
Can You Don't? | Dreamboys. Tips. DUI. Blindfold.
How many times can your partner set the microwave on fire before you just end up leaving? Let's talk about that, switching seats with your dog after getting pulled over, an old lady who wanted nothin…
01:17:26 |
Wed 24 May 2023
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