Can You Don't?
Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 85 minutes
- Episodes
- 169
- Years Active
- 2022 - 2025
Can You Don't? | Fitted Sheet. Powerful. Wifi. Morally Gray.
A lot of our lives depend on having an internet connection, but have you ever tried to kill your mom because the Wifi got turned off? Let's talk about that, sharing dick tattoos with your coworkers, …
01:43:49 |
Wed 16 Apr 2025
Can You Don't? | Flaming Ship. Viagra. Sneeze. Truck Nuts.
Everyone likes to have their ear nibbled on a little bit during sexy time. It feels pretty dang nice. But what if we added a harmonica to the mix? Let's talk about that, a prankster that doesn't quit…
01:30:46 |
Wed 09 Apr 2025
Can You Don't? | Terminated. Water Fountain. Next. Hairy Shoes.
If you had magic semen that could cure any disease in the world... would you walk around children's hospitals and be a hero, or would you avoid them because... you know... that could get very awkward…
01:23:19 |
Wed 02 Apr 2025
Can You Don't? | Seat Settings. Rope Swing. Toes. Shingles.
If you had to take a blind guess, how much do you think someone could sell a couple severed, dog-vomit covered human toes for on the black market? Never thought that would be a question we would ask …
01:23:30 |
Wed 26 Mar 2025
Can You Don't? | Oysters. High Knees. Bland. Goblin Crawl.
When you think of having the ideal birthday, I bet you picture that day involving cleaning up someone else's poop all day long, right? Perfect. Let's talk about that, hiding milk in your school's cei…
01:21:54 |
Wed 19 Mar 2025
Can You Don't? | Meatus Hole. Giant Cube. Cotton. Emergency Donuts.
Bryan pissed the bed. Let's talk about that, trying to reason with criminals over splitting lottery winnings because they stole your credit card to buy said winning lottery ticket, an insane giant me…
01:19:10 |
Wed 12 Mar 2025
Can You Don't? | Noodle Bounty. Phobias. Thirteen. Sex Spells.
Did you know that for just a few hundred dollars, you can have a stranger on Etsy do a magic spell that will make your penis bigger or have the person of your choosing act like a sissy little cum slu…
01:45:41 |
Wed 05 Mar 2025
Can You Don't? | 5 Yards. Garage. Star. HJ Potato.
We're not sure who needs to hear this but... if you're looking to blast a bunch of meth over a wall and into a prison, using a high-powered, air cannon isn't going to be the quietest option available…
01:25:12 |
Wed 26 Feb 2025
Can You Don't? | Double Yellow. Fleece Blanket. Sticker. Crematorium.
Picture yourself out on a nice date at a local watering hole with that special someone. However, this particular bar is located on death row so everyone has to overlook the executions. Yikes. Let's t…
01:29:40 |
Wed 19 Feb 2025
Can You Don't? | Timeshare. Jump Rope. Neighborly. Claire's.
Well everyone... Bryan's vacation to Mexico ended in a way that we've all feared could happen to us. Let's talk about that, someone's dong getting stuck to the sidewalk during a bar fight, Joe gettin…
01:34:29 |
Wed 12 Feb 2025
Can You Don't? | Penis Pen. Door Slam. Rat. Wet Nose.
Nomination for "Best Friend" of the year: He tricks into getting a sex change and then threatens to kill your dad if you don't marry him! Let's talk about that, the best way to find out if your compu…
01:29:48 |
Wed 05 Feb 2025
Can You Don't? | Scavenger Hunt. Fanny Pack. Ketamine. Hooker.
How would you react if you had some wild, spontaneous sex with your partner while out drinking on the town... only to find out the next morning that the building ya'll were pounding against was a rap…
01:23:35 |
Wed 29 Jan 2025
Can You Don't? | Payphone. Sex Dream. Nut. Glass Bong.
We learn a new life lesson today everyone! If you have a severe nut allergy, don't let someone nut inside you because if that someone ate nuts, that nut contain nuts. That's nuts! Let's talk about th…
01:20:20 |
Wed 22 Jan 2025
Can You Don't? | Garbage. Cheat Code. Bolt. Steering Wheel.
Would you ruin someone's life anonymously in order to avoid embarrassing yourself in front of over 120 million people? Let's talk about that, yanking the driver's steering wheel to avoid a potential …
01:17:48 |
Wed 15 Jan 2025
Can You Don't? | Money Lawn. Closet. Enema. Folding Socks.
How many porn searches does it take to make "enema" the top searched term for an entire state in 2024?! Let's talk about that, forgetting your child's big Christmas gift back home in the closet while…
01:30:46 |
Wed 08 Jan 2025
Can You Don't? | Doodle. Cougar. Whippets. Balls of Fire.
Is there anything worse than making a clever joke, someone doesn't get it, then you have to spend the next few minutes explaining why the joke was funny but now no one cares and everyone is sad? Let'…
01:29:31 |
Wed 01 Jan 2025
Can You Don't? | Free Coffee. Robbery. Optometrist. Fart Walk.
You know when you're out in public and you can easily tell someone is going to be a problem? Well, Joe had an experience in a Verizon store he would like to share with you. Let's talk about that, hav…
01:35:16 |
Wed 25 Dec 2024
Can You Don't? | Musical. Splash Pads. Dashes. Pizza Pilot.
Are you a fan of musicals? What if you had to basically live inside one for the rest of your life? Let's talk about that, the nicest airline pilot of all the time, trying to fight a polar bear in ord…
01:27:14 |
Wed 18 Dec 2024
Can You Don't? | Grand Opening. Baby Nuggets. Spittoon. Saran Wrap.
Would you pay someone money to call you 'bro' online? How about steal from your family and drain your entire life savings to get someone to call you 'bro' online? Let's talk about that, having to eat…
01:25:13 |
Wed 11 Dec 2024
Can You Don't? | Rolls-Royce. Toddler. Tarp. Laundry Spoon.
If you're ever in some financial trouble, just promise us you won't hire a friend to dress up in a bear costume and destroy your luxury vehicles for insurance money. Let's talk about that, sucking an…
01:15:55 |
Wed 04 Dec 2024
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