Can You Don't?
Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 85 minutes
- Episodes
- 169
- Years Active
- 2022 - 2025
Can You Don't? | Flour. Gameboy. Snail. Tickle Bitch.
Can you imagine running out to warn others of an incoming storm... and then getting struck by lightning?! Let's talk about that, getting way too angry at youth sporting events, your coworker insistin…
01:24:12 |
Wed 10 Jul 2024
Can You Don't? | Hand Lick. Sex Worker. Liver. Butter.
Would you like to round-up to 9 butters today? Don't worry... if that made sense to you before hearing today's episode, that would be extra concerning. Let's talk about that, licking random stranger'…
01:04:58 |
Wed 03 Jul 2024
Can You Don't? | Tax Fraud. Jugs of Fun. Columbia. Lockbox.
What's the most amount of money you have ever blown on a carnival game? Could you imagine that number being YOUR ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS?! Let's talk about that, super neat facts about sex, an edible dro…
01:40:25 |
Wed 26 Jun 2024
Can You Don't? | Ski Goggles. Colon Cough. Bob Barker. Lockdown.
Have you ever hired someone to do some work around the house and it appears they cut every corner possible along the way? Let's talk about that, AirBnb renters literally taking your house from you, u…
01:23:40 |
Wed 19 Jun 2024
Can You Don't? | Foam Dinner. Toothbrush. House Fire. Puppeteer.
Wowowowowowowowow! Come have some fun with us as we celebrate the two year anniversary of Can You Don't?!
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01:49:45 |
Wed 12 Jun 2024
Can You Don't? | Sticker. Pee Slap. Chinchilla. Boat Fence.
No matter how old or wise we get, we are never safe from doing some idiotic shit. Let's talk about that, accidentally giving a millionaire a dollar thinking he was homeless, finding a gun while worki…
01:26:27 |
Wed 05 Jun 2024
Can You Don't? | Drunk Monkey. Cartwheel. Pink. Middle Child.
What would your response be if you caught some random dude fingering your car on your security camera? Let's talk about that, farting your pencil across the room, a wallet that runs away when you are…
01:46:21 |
Wed 29 May 2024
Can You Don't? | I'll. Miss. You. Grace.
Joe's family was hit with some heartbreaking news this week...
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01:37:49 |
Wed 22 May 2024
Can You Don't? | Microphone. Bookmark. Alpaca. Noodling.
WHAAAAAAAAAT?! 100 Episodes is an amazing milestone and we couldn't have done it without your support! As you would probably expect, this episode gets a little wild and completely off the rails. BUT,…
02:26:31 |
Wed 15 May 2024
Can You Don't? | Birds. Belly Button. Honeycomb. Biscuit Boot.
Have you ever been proper bird watching? Are you currently a bird watcher? Did you know that it's officially called birding? Did you also know you can piss the entire birding community off by acciden…
01:23:08 |
Wed 08 May 2024
Can You Don't? | Earthquake. Flamethrower. Bus. Vegetation.
There's a lot of situations one wouldn't want to be in when an earthquake randomly hits... but being in the middle of getting a vasectomy seems pretty high up that list. Let's talk about that, listen…
01:22:37 |
Wed 01 May 2024
Can You Don't? | Ladder. Toes. Free Chicken. Nips.
What did the guy who got his dong chopped off by his wife get for his birthday?! He was given an appointment to get all his toes chopped off too! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! Let's talk about that, blowing y…
01:32:31 |
Wed 24 Apr 2024
Can You Don't? | Loop. Pom Pom. Yes. Wrong Address.
Bryan pooped in his bed. I know you are all extremely shocked to hear this news. Let's talk about that, almost breaking into the wrong house, grinding up and smoking human bones in order to get high,…
01:30:07 |
Wed 17 Apr 2024
Can You Don't? | Tennis Balls. Cowboy. Childbirth. Garden Hose.
Imagine two rival gangs facing off in an alley. The hatred they have for each other has been stewing for a little over 35 years and FINALLY... it's time to settle the score. Now, imagine that all the…
01:32:40 |
Wed 10 Apr 2024
Can You Don't? | Tongue. Cupcake. Four Eyes. Rubik's Cube.
Imagine bringing a newborn baby to a rave... and then getting upset when everyone else around you wasn't super supportive about you bringing a f*&$ING newborn baby to a rave. Let's talk about that, w…
01:36:01 |
Wed 03 Apr 2024
Can You Don't? | Large Python. Baby Jumping. Bagel. Good Acid.
Pro Tip: If the success of your murder plot pivots on having a large python eat one of your intended targets, you should probably rethink your entire murder plot. Let's talk about that, decking a mas…
01:30:07 |
Wed 27 Mar 2024
Can You Don't? | Slingshot. Stemming. Butt. Went Floppy.
Imagine being trapped in a warehouse with a bunch of murderous Stephen Hawkings going 15 mph. The sound of their evil laugh alone is enough to strike fear into the hearts of any man. Let's talk about…
01:25:11 |
Wed 20 Mar 2024
Can You Don't? | Peacemaker. Foam Fingers. Ginger. Neck Brace.
Have you ever been just driving down the road and decided to throw an entire bag of fast food trash out the window? WHO DOES THAT?! Let's talk about that, incriminating yourself with oddly specific g…
01:42:41 |
Wed 13 Mar 2024
Can You Don't? | Armrest. Jelly Bean. Propeller. Giant Shoe.
If you were sitting on a nearly million dollar insurance payout, would you venture out to your town's annual Christmas tree throwing contest in order to defend your title and risk getting publicly se…
01:28:24 |
Wed 06 Mar 2024
Can You Don't? | Flood. Vineyard. Twins. Will Joe Ever Learn His Lesson About TSA.
Have you ever been so drunk that your friends ditch you at home so you decide to sit in the shower and end up flooding the entire house where 18 people are also staying? Let's talk about that, eating…
01:24:46 |
Wed 28 Feb 2024
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