Can You Don't?
Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 85 minutes
- Episodes
- 169
- Years Active
- 2022 - 2025
Can You Don't? | Papa. Bingo. Cousins. Dr. Pecker.
Remember that time you accidentally ordered over $600 in f*cking pizza? No? Just Joe? Let's talk about that, tasing an old lady because she wouldn't put down a steak knife, modifying your microwave f…
01:26:18 |
Wed 27 Nov 2024
Can You Don't? | Ambulance. Beach Boys. Slackline. Baked Potato.
Who hasn't done some drunk shopping on Amazon, amirite? But have you ever accidentally spent $25,000 when you thought you were spending $250? Let's talk about that, a town that uses rollercoasters in…
01:30:40 |
Wed 20 Nov 2024
Can You Don't? | Stump. Wheelchair. Guilt. Type of Cheese.
If there's ever a perfect time to unintentionally blast the podcast out of your car door for a random polygamist woman to hear... it's when Bryan is screaming about having to finger little kid buttho…
01:26:12 |
Wed 13 Nov 2024
Can You Don't? | Depression. Alabama. Harmonica. Haiku.
Let us walk you through an alternative universe... where you are doing back-alley deals with local sperm banks in order to fill a bucket full of semen so you can clean your butthole. We'll explain. L…
01:18:08 |
Wed 06 Nov 2024
Can You Don't? | Finger. Antifreeze. Doug. Forearm.
It's hard to imagine surviving a fall from 100 feet, let alone surviving a fall from 650 feet into a volcano! Let's talk about that, a doctor that refuses to wear gloves while touching your junk, bei…
01:16:45 |
Wed 30 Oct 2024
Can You Don't? | Speeding. Liver. Summary. Circus Family.
Remember that time you were sitting at home with your family and the robot vacuum started screaming racial slurs at everyone? It has happened. Let's talk about that, how annoying it would be to have …
01:16:13 |
Wed 23 Oct 2024
Can You Don't? | Magic Penis. Sioux Falls. Idiots. Huge Pearl.
Imagine finding something worth $100 million, not knowing what it's worth, then just putting it under your bed for a decade as you continue on with your boring life. Yikes. Let's talk about that, acc…
01:27:40 |
Wed 16 Oct 2024
Can You Don't? | Credit Score. Underwater. Goat. Axe Peen.
Have you ever been so high on mushrooms that you decided it was a good idea to cut your dick off with an axe? Let's talk about that, how many bugs we eat without knowing it, running a marathon with a…
01:36:53 |
Wed 09 Oct 2024
Can You Don't? | Speedway. Twins. Signature. Plastic Burrito.
A little piece of advice. When strolling through an animal sanctuary, please refrain from grabbing a chicken from its nest and chucking it into an alligator pit. Let's talk about that, old things tha…
01:23:17 |
Wed 02 Oct 2024
Can You Don't? | Nashville. Fingernails. Complainer. That's Sad.
Imagine it's a beautiful Sunday morning... you're at your favorite local coffee shop, looking out the window, and thinking about the great day ahead. Then, a man with half his head missing, walks dow…
01:32:35 |
Wed 25 Sep 2024
Can You Don't? | Lunchbox. Perfect Crime. Mice. Dance Break.
Sometimes it's not enough to simply jam a vegetable up your butthole. Sometimes you need to find a way to get a stranger's motor vehicle involved in the process. Let's talk about that, a kid accident…
01:22:02 |
Wed 18 Sep 2024
Can You Don't? | Jaws of Life. Headlock. Crosswalk. Snake Poop.
What would your reaction be if you were a firefighter and after saving a kid that was stuck in a swing, someone snuck up and stole your Jaws of Life machine? Let's talk about that, why no one seems t…
01:26:38 |
Wed 11 Sep 2024
Can You Don't? | Blue Water. Mirrors. Pause. Off-Site Morgue.
How pissed would you be if you spent MONTHS looking for your family member that the hospital told you checked herself out... only to later find out she was actually dead the entire time? Let's talk a…
01:26:34 |
Wed 04 Sep 2024
Can You Don't? | Barcode. Stretch. VCR. Donkey Hole.
Have you ever watched Deadliest Catch? Have you ever watched Deadliest Catch with your girlfriend's dad? Have you ever watched Deadliest Catch with your girlfriend's dad while your penis is inside hi…
01:29:09 |
Wed 28 Aug 2024
Can You Don't? | Golf Cart. Bubble. Insurance. Tiny Bed.
If every time you climaxed someone relate to you magically appeared in your room, would you still masturbate? Let's talk about that, robot cars losing their goddamn minds, Joe getting a comb flapped …
01:15:52 |
Wed 21 Aug 2024
Can You Don't? | Horrible. Slap. Sucking Gas. Hanky-panky.
How much do you love fruit? What if fruit could talk and tell you cool little secrets? Would you spend the next year of your life listening to random fruit in hopes that you get some life changing se…
01:27:46 |
Wed 14 Aug 2024
Can You Don't? | Dog Water. Fencing. Leg. Coroner.
If you came across a dead body that was recently struck by a train... and the leg was now free-range... would you take a bite of it? Let's talk about that, a new children's show that we should probab…
01:19:35 |
Wed 07 Aug 2024
Can You Don't? | Cherry Pie. Disney. Russia. Dick Bangs.
We all gotta go someday... but if you were able to choose how you die I highly doubt it would involve chickens pecking food out of your mouth. Let's talk about that, going a little crazy over a bird …
01:20:27 |
Wed 31 Jul 2024
Can You Don't? | 30 Tokens. Hong Kong Hank. Gnomes. Holding Ham.
There's nothing quite like taking the family out to dinner and the booth next to you is funneling margaritas into their assholes. Let's talk about that, trying to fly a kite at midnight in perfectly …
01:32:16 |
Wed 24 Jul 2024
Can You Don't? | Angry Gamer. Concussion. Donkey Elk. Prism.
Bryan wants to give Joe a rimjob. Joe definitely didn't write this episode description. Bryan can't read. Let's talk about that, splashing piss all over your girlfriend, getting so mad during online …
01:18:22 |
Wed 17 Jul 2024
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