Can You Don't?
Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 85 minutes
- Episodes
- 169
- Years Active
- 2022 - 2025
Can You Don't? | Dumpster Lady. Commie Cows. Hat. Plastic Bags.
Have you ever been forced to pay for a service you never intended to get in the first place? Was that service giant balloon hats for you and your entire family? Let's talk about that, getting compact…
01:32:20 |
Wed 21 Feb 2024
Can You Don't? | Refrigerator. Bullet Pants. Superglue. Dominatrix.
What type of jobs could you realistically have if all your fingers were superglued together on each hand? Parade waver? Ice cream scooper? Dog poop picker-upper? Let's talk about that, parrots laughi…
01:22:47 |
Wed 14 Feb 2024
Can You Don't? | Lumber. Newspaper. Facebook. Sex On Me.
Why isn't there a store on the planet where it's socially acceptable to just yell out the item you can't locate? Why must we wondering around until we see an employee in a nicely colored vest? Let's …
01:32:30 |
Wed 07 Feb 2024
Can You Don't? | Sawdust. Kitchen Knife. Cat Tail. Fallacy.
Did you know that we used to have mouse traps that were loaded with gunpowder and would literally blast mice in the face? Let's talk about that, sneaking crazy ass things into people's food just for …
01:27:00 |
Wed 31 Jan 2024
Can You Don't? | Mailman. Fiancé. Chess. Safety Meeting.
If you were going on a swimming with sharks expedition and the guy giving you the safety briefing was missing a fair amount of limbs... would that change anything for you? Let's talk about that, Brya…
01:25:07 |
Wed 24 Jan 2024
Can You Don't? | Toaster Steak. Glass Jar. Spikes. Covered Wagon.
Can you imagine ordering an Uber and some dude named Jebadiah rolls up in a covered wagon, ready to take you and your friends downtown? Let's talk about that, setting up a living room scene around a …
01:28:16 |
Wed 17 Jan 2024
Can You Don't? | Simulation. Tamale. MRI. Hazmat Suit.
Have you ever come across a bathroom attendant while out and about at a fancy bar or restaurant? Have you ever thought about how funny it would be if there was an attendant in a bathroom that didn't …
01:31:34 |
Wed 10 Jan 2024
Can You Don't? | Toilet Paper. Tool Bag. Piano. Piss Goose.
Does it drive you insane when someone doesn't finish common household tasks completely? Let's talk about that, not knowing that you had a pair of freakin' chopsticks jammed up in your brain, why do a…
01:21:55 |
Wed 03 Jan 2024
Can You Don't? | Wasabi Powder. Twins. Vintage Vase. Origami.
Remember that time you searched for 'dick sex' on PornHub? OF COURSE YOU DON'T! Let's talk about that, using an AI chatbot to catfish an old man out of a lot of money, screwing your ex in the bathroo…
01:20:45 |
Wed 27 Dec 2023
Can You Don't? | Guacamole. Sleeping Cows. Mixer. Hostage Situation.
Have you ever been to a Christmas party that ended with everyone watching your boss plow his wife in front of everybody and vomit in your favorite guacamole bowl? Let's talk about that, hiding from t…
01:25:23 |
Wed 20 Dec 2023
Can You Don't? | Spray Tan. Ratchet Strap. Drywall. I'mBleedingOut.
Here's the situation. Your car has just been stolen and it sucks. Added bummer... your child was inside that car. Triple dummer, Volkswagen won't track the car because you haven't signed up for their…
01:21:57 |
Wed 13 Dec 2023
Can You Don't? | Rockets. The Drip. Mowing the Lawn. Not a Bomb.
Can you imagine standing in line at the airport, just trying to buy your morning coffee... when suddenly you get taken out from behind by an out of control motorized suitcase? Let's talk about that, …
01:32:14 |
Wed 06 Dec 2023
Can You Don't? | Power Rangers. Oven Clock. Throat. Cargo Plane.
Can a person have an emotional support horse? And if so, can you imagine having to sit next to it on an airplane? Let's talk about that, how out of your Goddamn mind you have to be to actually need t…
01:32:53 |
Wed 29 Nov 2023
Can You Don't? | Truth. Truck. Sugar. Useless Baby.
Be honest. If Arnold Schwarzenegger and a baby were both drowning in a pool and you could only save one of them... you'd at least consider saving Arnold. Let's talk about that, doing a good deed but …
01:22:59 |
Wed 22 Nov 2023
Can You Don't? | Toast. Airbag. Windshield Wipers. Sock Puppet.
Can you imagine trying to order some juice in a foreign country and then the next second you're surrounded by police because your translation app said you wanted a grenade instead? Let's talk about t…
01:31:59 |
Wed 15 Nov 2023
Can You Don't? | War Crime. Horse Farm. Wingman. Laser Tag.
Everybody loves getting those random spam tests around election time, but what if they started sending you pictures of your kids and threatening to end their life if you didn't vote for them? Let's t…
01:21:14 |
Wed 08 Nov 2023
Can You Don't? | Hairy Arm. Liftgate. Twilight. Orange chicken.
What would the world look like today if we could go out for dinner and then just pay with a beaver pelt when the check came? Let's talk about that, sleeping with a different stranger every single day…
01:30:04 |
Wed 01 Nov 2023
Can You Don't? | Detachable. Chihuahua. Maglite. Blood Vessels.
Picture the scariest, top-tier haunted house... now imagine forcing an already scared Chihuahua to go through it with you! haha... man, what a terrible idea. Let's talk about that, accidentally shoot…
01:21:14 |
Wed 25 Oct 2023
Can You Don't? | Turnip. Hotwire. Priapism. Excitebike.
Pro Tip: If you find yourself attending an 'end of life party' for a friend, do not ask to take a sip of their life ending cocktail just to see what it tastes like. Let's talk about that, some super …
01:24:20 |
Wed 18 Oct 2023
Can You Don't? | Beans. Lonely. Game Show. Businessman.
Does the thought of watching someone rub cake in their armpits turn you on? How about the thought of standing naked in the kitchen and pouring beans all over your body? Or how about simply seeing a s…
01:15:00 |
Wed 11 Oct 2023
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