Can You Don't?
Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 85 minutes
- Episodes
- 169
- Years Active
- 2022 - 2025
Can You Don't? | Iceberg. Wheelchair. Gerald. Shake Weight.
If your dying partner requested to have sex with an ex one last time before they passed away, how would you handle that situation? Ask to watch? Cry? Both?! Let's talk about that, trying to explain w…
01:26:25 |
Wed 17 May 2023
Can You Don't? | Car Hood. Locker. Dimes. Headstone.
Pre-ripped jeans isn't a new concept by any means, but how much would you be willing to spend on a pair if the rips were created by lions?! Let's talk about that, stealing roughly 5 tons worth of dim…
01:16:19 |
Wed 10 May 2023
Can You Don't? | Cannibal. Carpet. Milk Truck. Psychopath.
Remember that time you had sex with an old friend, then your girlfriend, then your fiend's sister in the back of your girlfriend's car... all in about 20 hours? Let's talk about that, masturbating on…
01:14:52 |
Wed 03 May 2023
Can You Don't? | La Quinta. Gilbert. Sword. Jam Band.
How much fun would it be if local businesses were allowed to rent out hotel rooms and turn that hotel into some neat little mall? Let's talk about that, why Joe isn't a fan of jam bands, playing Mono…
01:13:52 |
Wed 26 Apr 2023
Can You Don't? | Disneyland. Lingerie. Clown. Fight Club.
If you were a middle school student and your teacher was organizing a Fight Club in her classroom during school hours... would you be able to keep it a secret? Let's talk about that, pretending to ch…
01:17:06 |
Wed 19 Apr 2023
Can You Don't? | Whoops. Natural Gas. Pasture. Tree Well.
If you had to get a QR code tattooed above your genitals, what would it link people to when they scanned it? Let's talk about that, teaching a bird to be a total creep, being the talent scout for the…
01:15:00 |
Wed 12 Apr 2023
Can You Don't? | Urinal. Horses. Butter. Paper Cut.
Who was the first person to look at a wild horse and be all like, "Imma climb on it." Let's talk about that, a plumber falling asleep in your crawlspace for three hours, setting up a drum-set on the …
01:17:57 |
Wed 05 Apr 2023
Can You Don't? | Deaf. Coyote. Mexico. Sick Burnouts.
When going on a date with someone new, what would you consider a good gift idea? Flowers? Chocolate? A dead animal you just shot earlier that day? Big yikes. Let's talk about that, failing your drivi…
01:17:30 |
Wed 29 Mar 2023
Can You Don't? | Superman. Escape Room. Hair. Evil Elmo.
Have you ever dreamed of having antisemitic slurs yelled at you by some dude dressed up as Elmo? If yes, we have some great news! Let's talk about that, imagining if Superman had a crippling fear of …
01:21:01 |
Wed 22 Mar 2023
Can You Don't? | Peanut Butter. Nuclear Codes. Umbrella. Peeled Arm.
Have you ever pondered how extremely important font choice is when getting a tattoo? Gang tattoos would look pretty goofy in Wingdings. Let's talk about that, getting all the skin on your arm complet…
01:17:27 |
Wed 15 Mar 2023
Can You Don't? | Timeout. Microwave. Garage Door. Proud Dads.
Remember that one time you went to a birthday party in a hotel room, got bored and decided to poop on a plate, stick in the microwave, press 99:99, then leave the party? Let's talk about that, proud …
01:18:37 |
Wed 08 Mar 2023
Can You Don't? | Montana. Camera. Mattress. Free Cocaine.
What would you do if you were cleaning a hotel room and came across a bunch of cocaine? Take it? Call the police? Let's talk about that, flying to the wrong city by accident, the true fighting power …
01:21:36 |
Wed 01 Mar 2023
Can You Don't? | Toothpaste. Goggles. Sandbox. Just Rocks.
What would your reaction be if you stumbled across a romantic novel that was using your face on the cover without you knowing? Let's talk about that, how hot your partner would have to be in order fo…
01:19:24 |
Wed 22 Feb 2023
Can You Don't? | Cheap Vodka. Oil. Naked. Ethernet.
Remember that time your wife left town for a fun vacation and you randomly decided to buy a Tesla without talking to her about it? Bryan does. Let's talk about that, burning your legs off with hot oi…
01:21:12 |
Wed 15 Feb 2023
Can You Don't? | Sheriff. Couch. Cowboy Boots. Dunk Hunt.
What would you do if you hired professional movers who straight up quit after getting your couch wedged in the stairwell? Let's talk about that, a gun range that also serves alcohol, a bitter busines…
01:19:35 |
Wed 08 Feb 2023
[HONK EDITION PREVIEW] Can You Don't? | Topless. Tires. Blood. Rubik's Cube.
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01:59:02 |
Wed 01 Feb 2023
Can You Don't? | Hail Mary. Batteries. Chips. Dog Bowl.
Is there any amount of money you would accept in exchange for having birds constantly try to land on you? Let's talk about that, Bryan's dad hiding batteries everywhere he possibly could, Joe's dad m…
01:21:00 |
Wed 25 Jan 2023
Can You Don't? | Juice Cleanse. Tampon. Fork. Unicycle.
Can you ride a unicycle? If yes, would you consider riding it over 1,800 miles along the entire eastern seaboard?! Let's talk about that, fishing for things inside your vagina, tying tiny backpacks f…
01:19:18 |
Wed 18 Jan 2023
Can You Don't? | Toothpick. Controller. Shrooms. Ace Hardware.
How mad do you get when playing video games online? Ever thrown you controller off a balcony into the street? haha... let's talk about that, why Joe hates banks so much, getting insanely pissed that …
01:19:47 |
Wed 11 Jan 2023
Can You Don't? | Ragtag. Sleeping Bag. Bullying. Audible Orgasm.
What if you found out the person that had been cyberbullying you and your friends for YEARS was actually your own mother?! Let's talk about that, only being able to orgasm after hearing bad news, pri…
01:21:39 |
Wed 04 Jan 2023
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