Can You Don't?
Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 85 minutes
- Episodes
- 169
- Years Active
- 2022 - 2025
Can You Don't? | Tiki Torch. Lemonade. Alpaca. PornHub.
Last episode of 2022, coming in HOT! Let's talk about that, having flaccid teeth that only get hard when you're hungry, getting cum on your aunt's hoodie, why do certain businesses feel it's necessar…
01:19:15 |
Wed 28 Dec 2022
Can You Don't? | NSA. Creepy Santa. Toilet. Pube Beard.
Have you ever stopped and truly thought about how creepy the concept of Santa really is?! It's insane. Let's talk about that, getting pubes stuck to your face, a toilet that either hates or loves you…
01:17:25 |
Wed 21 Dec 2022
Can You Don't? | Oxygen. Waterboarding. Sad. Olive Garden.
Can you imagine reaching a stage in your life where you're totally cool with unplugging someone's oxygen breathing machine because the noise was bugging you? Let's talk about that, everyone in the wo…
01:16:45 |
Wed 14 Dec 2022
Can You Don't? | Baby Punch. Dungeon Master. Trevor. Fingerless Gloves.
What's the deal with fingerless gloves? Do you want your hands to be warm OR NOT?! Let's talk about that, a lady getting away with straight up punching a baby, selling your roommate's car without his…
01:17:36 |
Wed 07 Dec 2022
Can You Don't? | Taxidermy. Plane Crash. Duck. Surprise.
What would you do if your doctor informed you that you're going to die, but then hired a barbershop quartet to explain all the details? Let's talk about that, lopping off someone's appendage without …
01:21:08 |
Wed 30 Nov 2022
Can You Don't? | Ponytail. Microphone. Vacuum. Anal Beads.
Did you think you could clinch your butthole hard enough around some anal beds to stop yourself from falling to your death? Let's talk about that, an underwater museum that we had no idea existed, a …
01:14:21 |
Wed 23 Nov 2022
Can You Don't? | Compliment. Rodeo Clown. Pizza. Sucking Toes.
When's the last time your girlfriend's mom invited you to suck whipped cream off her toes? Never? Right. Let's talk about that, having to flip a coin to make any decision, sticking your peen in a hot…
01:16:16 |
Wed 16 Nov 2022
Can You Don't? | Baseball Bat. Speed Bump. Flick. Yard Sale.
What would you do if you woke up one day, looked outside, and someone had set up an entire yard sale in your lawn selling none of your items? Let's talk about that, hitting 5th graders in the head wi…
01:11:36 |
Wed 09 Nov 2022
Can You Don't? | Tree Sap. Crosswalk. Emergency. Pee Bottle.
How frustrating would it be to call 911 and have to navigate robotic menu options in order to get the help you need? haha let's talk about that, throwing your own son under the bus to save face, bark…
01:18:12 |
Wed 02 Nov 2022
Can You Don't? | Hocus Pocus. Velveeta. Fart. Giant Wheel.
This is the only time of the year you get to potentially see Yoshi beating the crap out of a vampire. And there's something special about that opportunity. Let's talk about that, accidentally invitin…
01:25:05 |
Wed 26 Oct 2022
Can You Don't? | Beaver Balls. Smoking. Lottery. Pink Wig.
Remember that one time you were showing your friend pictures of your car on your phone but he kept scrolling and then unknowingly called you super sexy because of a different picture he saw? Let's ta…
01:09:56 |
Wed 19 Oct 2022
Can You Don't? | Hostage. Monsters. Mariners. Jingleheimer Schmidt.
Imagine a world full of food delivery robots... however, they always fall over and scream for "HELP!" all day long. Sounds so peaceful. Let's talk about that, the Mariners finally making it to the po…
01:17:06 |
Wed 12 Oct 2022
Can You Don't? | Switchblade. Train Tracks. Bra. Maserati.
Remember that time you accidentally packed your super illegal switchblade into your backpack and attempted to go through airport security? Whoops. Let's talk about that, getting hit by a train while …
01:22:03 |
Wed 05 Oct 2022
Can You Don't? | Slut. Smoke Signals. Sam. Sixteen Years.
Have you ever wondered if cavemen used smoke signals to make booty calls? Let's talk about that, some dirty secrets from listeners with our first confessions segment, Bryan's sad childhood with no ch…
01:14:36 |
Wed 28 Sep 2022
Can You Don't? | Peanut Butter. Dangle. Clipboard. Electric Spoon.
Remember that time you were lost in the Colorado wilderness and a helicopter crew that was out looking for you almost didn't stop because they thought you were just saying hi? Let's talk about that, …
01:25:14 |
Wed 21 Sep 2022
Can You Don't? | Wedding Dress. Signature. Crop Top. Semen Necklace.
The real question here is can you return a wedding dress you accidentally buried your grandma in? Let's talk about that, sending your semen to a stranger to have it made into a necklace, how hard it …
01:19:09 |
Wed 14 Sep 2022
Can You Don't? | Toaster. Gunshots. Motorcycle. Neon Thong.
There are so many useless options on appliances around your home! And the more you think about it, the crazier it gets! Let's talk about that, Bryan almost dying in a motorcycle accident, getting lit…
01:08:58 |
Wed 07 Sep 2022
Can You Don't? | Sandwich. Doctor. Cheesecake. Hakuna Matata.
What would you do if you came back inside only to find a stranger pointing a gun at you and forcing you to make a sandwich? Let's talk about that, how boring flying has become for whatever reason, an…
01:19:08 |
Wed 31 Aug 2022
Can You Don't? | Leaf Blower. Scrotum. Prescriptions. Pants Feet.
Everybody remembers that one guy who brought his leaf blower to the movie theatre, right? No? Let's talk about that, squishing cheese out of your shoes, maybe the best Nickelback song of all time, th…
01:12:33 |
Wed 24 Aug 2022
Can You Don't? | Trashcan. Carl. Fish Perfume. Finger Football.
Have you ever had a neighbor trap your pet and then proceed to have it completely relocated to a different city? Let's talk about that, punching a hole through your grandpa's computer, a massive braw…
01:17:13 |
Wed 17 Aug 2022
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