Air Out My Shorts
Join podshow hosts Preston Buttons and The Word Whore as they clumsily narrate their way through submitted works of Short Fiction: often absentmindedly, always drunkenly, and completely unencumbered by any relevant credentials.
- Update frequency
- every 19 days
- Average duration
- 36 minutes
- Episodes
- 174
- Years Active
- 2005 - 2015
73 :: Voulez Effin Vous
Buttons numbs himself to the pain, while The Whore whips up a batch of daddy goo. Judy Dench still has a shot at a hat-trick. Nicole unleashes a tasty tuft of poorly compensated discomfort in "Model …
00:35:26 |
Wed 07 Mar 2007
72 :: Warm Jello
Trapper John and Hot-Lips-Hawk-Eye accidentally cross primary instruments in a Virginian MASH pit. Feces flinging monkeys invade the AoMS studio. Jesse's girl, Jessica, forgoes robots and rabbits to …
00:34:45 |
Mon 26 Feb 2007
71 :: Feisty Fishing
It's a celebration of death and VD, broadcast from a crumb-free hobbit-size toilet-seat. While Preston's morals preclude intimate wee-wee dinners and veto roofie distribution plans, they do not rule …
00:34:49 |
Wed 14 Feb 2007
70 :: Potty Mouth
The Word Whore faces a concrete case of elephantiasis. Buttons gets busted for playing air guitar. Big Johnny's off his game. "Sex For Grades", by Nobilis, makes Preston sweat and teaches The Whore a…
00:25:18 |
Mon 05 Feb 2007
69 :: Whore Batter
Buttons finds a little Jamaican hiding in his family tree. Belinda uncorks her "Masterpiece". Dom Joly's Bitch gives The Word Whore an excuse to polish her harness and the lost "Spooge" recordings…
00:33:54 |
Mon 15 Jan 2007
68 :: Partridge Heart
Preston decides to cure Polio and rubs Peter Jackson the wrong way. Wikipedia snubs The Whore. Fellow podcasting barfly, Will Ross, leaves an "Aftertaste". Balls-out rock'n'roller, Dreamy Dean, defuz…
00:27:41 |
Sun 07 Jan 2007
67 :: Bearded, Hung and Stuffed
Buttons is smashed. The Whore misses out on some good clean fun. Phil Foster dreams of a Pink Christmas. Banacheck rubs elbows with aging television stars and spewing headbangers.
00:34:36 |
Sat 30 Dec 2006
66 :: Lipstick or Diesel
Buttons and The Whore rejoice in the holiday spirit, celebrate the simple things, and stuff. "MDK", by Mikkel from Denmark, smells faintly of fancy french pigs. Preston tracks down first ever AoMS st…
00:39:20 |
Wed 20 Dec 2006
65 :: Hambone Hambone
Preston plugs unfriendly beaver. The Word Whore unknowingly sends TTN listeners on a wild goose chase. "Drinkathon", by Stuntpig, induces cravings for pigs feet, chocolate bars, and potato omelette. …
00:35:05 |
Tue 12 Dec 2006
64 :: Oh You Dirty Rat
The Whore comes up for air via Skype after blowing for dollars, drunk-dialing, and milking Phil McCracken Whitcomb's pants. David Ihnen's "The Very Good Rat" sets Buttons' balls a twitchin' and rumor…
00:31:04 |
Wed 29 Nov 2006
63 :: Brown Bag Life
The Whore's dignity is battered once again. Buttons hides behind his "Peeps". "The Mind of Insanity" by Jonathan Hunter Dare makes Buttons yearn for world control. Mygraine from the AOMS forums gives…
00:33:16 |
Thu 09 Nov 2006
62 :: Hallowed Weiner
Buttons pimps his rye. The Whore Sautes some ninety-year-old shrimp. Doomed Moose bears it all in "A Scary Night". Mama's Boy fakes a leaky faucet to avoid holiday hotdogs.
00:37:20 |
Mon 30 Oct 2006
61 :: Lik-M-Aid and Lung Butter
Buttons auditions for TOMMY, while a very phlegmy Word Whore gets behind math, science, geometry, and the latest hot tip from Link. The Amusement Ride, by David Smith, spirals out of orbit. Angry Ph…
00:34:00 |
Sun 29 Oct 2006
60 :: Fruit-Bottom Facial
AoMS says YES to minty fresh Brits. Preston serenades fellow podcasting 'sidekick' Tony Hearn. Ryan Saunders touches Buttons in all the right places, with a little help from "Sid and Zoe". Despite un…
00:32:13 |
Tue 17 Oct 2006
59 :: Instant Yeoman Yates
The Word Whore chokes on Preston's jerk chicken. Outraged by negative listener feedback, Big Johnny tries to highjack the airwaves. Preston Buttons Junior lovingly recalls "A Day with Dad". Law-talki…
00:29:18 |
Mon 16 Oct 2006
58 :: Fish and Vinegar
Punky's Pauly B. delivers "Always Fighting" in lieu of his wife. Olfactory observations unearth a crock of kippers 'n' applesauce. Link drops his Gangsta facade, although he's still packin'. Buttons …
00:37:33 |
Wed 27 Sep 2006
57 :: Soft In The Middle
Preston Buttons dances and breaks out the bubbly, while Vince Vaughn's leavings dribble from The Whore. Luke's "Cherries 'n' Cream" shames Shakespeare. A call with Craig from the Tangents Podcast lea…
00:30:39 |
Wed 20 Sep 2006
56 :: Brown Eye Land
Preston Buttons jams with countrified lesbians, plays a 'bit-part' in LOTR, and sets his sights on the King's deer. Ricardo Gonzales offers up a sweet, tightly-wrapped little treat. The Word Whore c…
00:31:31 |
Fri 15 Sep 2006
55 :: Happy Entrails To You
Buttons changes his name to Keith and almost actually comes out. The Toronto International Film Festival starts oiling up The Word Whore's rusty revolving door. A submission by Poet oozes through gap…
00:26:34 |
Tue 12 Sep 2006
54 :: High And Dry
Buttons slinks out of his sopping apartment, lets down his back-hair, and gums his way through long-overdue listener comments. Phil Foster breaks out of AoMS in-box imprisonment to offer up "The Gift…
00:28:10 |
Tue 29 Aug 2006
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