Air Out My Shorts
Join podshow hosts Preston Buttons and The Word Whore as they clumsily narrate their way through submitted works of Short Fiction: often absentmindedly, always drunkenly, and completely unencumbered by any relevant credentials.
- Update frequency
- every 19 days
- Average duration
- 36 minutes
- Episodes
- 174
- Years Active
- 2005 - 2015
133 :: Logan's Lurk
Buttons stalks The Word Whore's Aunt. The Word Whore stalks James Purefoy. Life clocks are a lie. Carousel is a lie. Hair sniffing has never seemed so dirty. No one has to die at 30!
00:27:46 |
Fri 12 Mar 2010
132 :: Technical Constipation
Buttons clenches. The Word Whore drifts. Jon and Scott still need tetanus shots, after pummel-assing a short hyena. Hashashan boom-boom-pows a buddy for a teriyaki tongue sandwich.
00:35:50 |
Fri 05 Mar 2010
131 :: Playing God
The Word Whore chastises children and smites sunflowers. Brian Lieberman offers a burnt sacrifice and snuffs a bush. Preston would sow some seeds, but he lacks the constant flow of nutrients to his s…
00:35:31 |
Fri 19 Feb 2010
130 :: Inner Child
Canada is big. Keith McNally gets a chance. Starman serves up a mean bottle of Mad Dog 20/20. Buttons is forced to find his voice, because The Word Whore's is infected.
00:24:54 |
Fri 05 Feb 2010
129 :: Phallic Allergy
With or without professional dancing bugs, Buttons might get old before he dies. The Word Whore Shatners all over Francis Scott Key and his little internet pimp too.
00:29:40 |
Thu 04 Feb 2010
128 :: Coyote Itchy
Buttons and The Whore suffer a minor story stroke and accidentally rehash Hashashan (complete with identical banter, all these "years" later). Thankfully, BDOOMED is on hand with the vaseline to help…
00:52:51 |
Wed 30 Dec 2009
127 :: Naked Lunch
Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, counsel. Oh, the ironing! The Whore has sketchy memories of her noisy chinese roomate's strap-ons. Nobilis throws a hen party: pack a lunch, BYO (jui…
00:29:39 |
Tue 29 Dec 2009
126 :: Down With OPZ
The Word Whore likes it white and floppy. Dustin Manly loves to waggle his fishy bits, but finds it rather hard to smile with his pants down. Buttons takes an octuple shhhhhhh and swims in it.
00:27:59 |
Wed 09 Dec 2009
125 :: Verbal Leakage
Fancy butt bling settles Preston's upset stomach. The Word Whore (clearly under the influence of agrarian pharmaceuticals and cheese) plunders Hashashan's village, pillages the faux French Bible, and…
00:29:05 |
Wed 02 Dec 2009
124 :: Dinosaur Feathers
Last call for monkeyishness! Buttons, well into his first trimester, fails to get the creative juices flowing under the tell-tale black-light. Doc Zim endeavors to erupt and fill the bag, just to hea…
00:35:21 |
Fri 30 Oct 2009
123 :: Whittled McDick
Keith McNally's quest for beaver is not unpleasant. AoMS wins the Nobilis prize. The Word Whore exercises her squatter's rights, Buttons stares at goats, and somebody (outside of New York) definitely…
00:28:33 |
Wed 21 Oct 2009
122 :: Spirate Pies
Buttons plays with his shortwave radio. Mike Dominic pulls a spoonful of "McGonegal" out of his carpet bag. The Word Whore learns Navaho in hopes of becoming another numbered honey-glazed ham smuggle…
00:36:03 |
Thu 15 Oct 2009
121 :: The Reflex
Buttons gets caught spooning at the movie theatre. Aria Solomon visits the doctor and opens wide. Some fishy broads lure porn-stars to their payload, while Ancient Egyptians car-jack The Word Whore's…
00:29:18 |
Wed 07 Oct 2009
120 :: Zap Your Pee Ram
88 Fingers Willy delivers the mail. AOMS is forced to settle for General Eley's sloppy seconds, in lieu of stories, and user-submitted urine samples, in lieu of cash. The Whore is finally put out to …
00:36:37 |
Tue 29 Sep 2009
119 :: Sole-Saving Sacrifice
Buttons strays from his flock. The Word Whore makes an offering to the porcelain god. Doc Zim forces Ryan Saunders to wear flip-flops in Hell. The Right Rev Chumley bathes in sacramental wine.
00:38:31 |
Fri 18 Sep 2009
118 :: Rumspringa
Buttons jacks up a healthy spike, despite technical difficulties. AOMS exhumes Phil Foster. After having completely blown her roving reporter role, The Whore passes out under a warm Amish soap box.
00:22:29 |
Tue 15 Sep 2009
117 :: Chet Anus
The Word Whore soaks the final frontier. An Entertainment Troupe tries to change the station, but falls into a prophesied void. Send AOMS your stories. Jazz hands. Cha.
00:24:23 |
Thu 23 Jul 2009
116 :: Double Tall Skull Cap
Buttons continues to reject all signs of the apocalypse. Brian Lieberman cries out for a bloody coffee break. Against all odds, AOMS's four-year fungal infection persists.
00:31:46 |
Wed 22 Jul 2009
115 :: Puck Burger
Preston Buttons spews his seedy secrets, while The Whore blows her own horn. Creepy or not, Graham from Canada chooses double-entry and a veritable flood of AoMS hotline callers are foiled again.
00:28:22 |
Wed 08 Jul 2009
114 :: Cirque Du Scissoring
AoMS runs away from the circus to relive prepubescent glory days. Preston asks Marianne Faithfull for his bum back. The Whore is perplexed by elective sex. Sir Michael's "LUST" gets a hands-down "thu…
00:31:26 |
Thu 04 Jun 2009
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