Air Out My Shorts
Join podshow hosts Preston Buttons and The Word Whore as they clumsily narrate their way through submitted works of Short Fiction: often absentmindedly, always drunkenly, and completely unencumbered by any relevant credentials.
- Update frequency
- every 19 days
- Average duration
- 36 minutes
- Episodes
- 174
- Years Active
- 2005 - 2015
93 :: YITCH
AOMS inspires the first scratch-n-sniff Farmer's Almanac. Winter rips Buttons a new one. Bill Clinton leaves an indelible mark on the lesbian community. Maqx gets mad enough to make "Mel" sing sopran…
00:46:20 |
Sun 20 Jan 2008
92 :: Cheese Wii
1998, the unofficial year of the hedgehog, rolls out with a rodent-infested fable by S.J. Marky and a
still-un-beta-tested MacDaddy GMG debut. Preston goes back to school to learn to party like a po…
00:47:42 |
Tue 15 Jan 2008
91 :: Kiss Kiss Bag Bag
Buttons sheds a short and curly. The Word Whore is googley peeved. Preston Buttons Jr tops it off with some royally spoofed special sauce. Dreamy Dean hangs, so the hotline (305-76-SHOWS) gets a long…
00:34:53 |
Tue 18 Dec 2007
90 :: Diamond Logs
This ain't AoMS. This is genocide. As they pulled Mary Kate out of the oxygen tent, Electric Lee asked for the latest party. In Wyeth's clever bunk, "How To" profit-dump, smart like The Whore he was.…
00:49:52 |
Thu 29 Nov 2007
89 :: Buffing The Pumpkin
Preston Buttons and The Word Whore serve up two heaping helpings of Purple Puddle Nut Pie. Jack Black gets no slack. Buttons has no seeds. The Whore pimps out the two of them. Happy Halloween. This i…
00:45:10 |
Mon 29 Oct 2007
88 :: Moistened and Mashed
Rock 'n' roll is complicated. Escape Pod's Steve Eley spews all over the Expo. Buttons bakes a Hell's Angels Food Cake. In the Navy, DocZim can check out your disease. In the Navy, yes, you can contr…
00:43:23 |
Mon 15 Oct 2007
87 :: Better Than Dirk
The Whore lets Preston hitch his insignificant wagon to her crap-purveying star. Young Bulls guard family jewels from dear old Dad. "Demon Hunter", by Dan Manning, is much better than dirt. Buttons…
00:48:30 |
Sun 16 Sep 2007
86 :: Eat The Rich
Kevin Smith threatens to foul up Festivas Tet!Anus. Shane Passon and Amy Mann lure exploratory foragers down their crumb-laden treasure trails in "The Colony". Strapping on Super-slider Snow Skates a…
00:32:24 |
Mon 03 Sep 2007
85 :: Jimmy Hats
Preston pees on the competition. The Whore staggers back to her roots. Mark Duhe's "Reclamation" runs Native American gymnasts and contorted eunuchs out of Kansas. Dreamy Dean gets a grip on his in…
00:39:41 |
Mon 27 Aug 2007
84 :: Neutral Peelers
Much to Preston's audible dismay, Shaggy Fancy Pants staggers by the AoMS studio to get boozed and bring sexy back. The Word Whore adds a large dose of frankness to her 'to do' list. "Broken Angels" …
00:28:20 |
Tue 07 Aug 2007
83 :: Cuba Libre
Preston paints Pottahawk pink. The Word Whore liberates Bula Bula Bada. Buttons performs ritualistic circumcision on Phil Foster's "Cuban Smokes" and - after riding a wave in the wake of an old Sedan…
00:38:27 |
Thu 19 Jul 2007
82 :: Match Game
ZZ Top cancels Brazilian tour to save face. Toronto men renounce routine foot care. Just-a-Joe goes way "Over The Edge". Trapper's Better Half keeps his meat clean. Buttons just found a brand new box…
00:39:40 |
Mon 25 Jun 2007
81 :: Smoke Monger
Buttons bends over backwards to pay his rent. The Whore gets wrapped up in wordy nudistism. A full year past all expectation, the ink finally dries on Kennah's "Final Draft". Inept call-screener, 88 …
00:27:13 |
Thu 14 Jun 2007
80 :: 10 Slot Colostomy Bag
Addiction lands The Whore an on-call Priest. Buttons gets taken out by a swinging boob. Batman isn't supposed to be beautiful, Mike Dominic gives his roommate some static, and Angry Phone Guy picks …
00:31:04 |
Mon 28 May 2007
79 :: Magic Time
Buttons gets creamed. The Word Whore, delightfully wasted, plasters a big fat one on a local escort. Stunt Pig tells "Edna" where to go. The official AoMS hotline (305-76-SHOWS) finally gets a long o…
00:28:42 |
Mon 14 May 2007
78 :: Rock Snot Sexy
The Whore's infectious new brand of lip-service might swell heads, but the bubble bursts when it comes to keeping anal stuff in its place. Still dripping from his last nasal deployment, Ryan Saunders…
00:44:16 |
Mon 23 Apr 2007
77 :: Trimmed Optimizm
The Word Whore gives 300 Spartans a good sound lickin', but cannot get Buttons to leak his boobie secrets. William Kelly whips out "The Family Jewels". Disco Lou makes sure The Whore's nipples are co…
00:33:11 |
Tue 17 Apr 2007
76 :: Chewbacca's Ladyplace
Flagrant misuse leads to the removal of TWW's box. Stephen Eley's "Year of the Fox" continues to explore some very slippery slopes. A lifelong aversion to mathematics finally limits The Word Whore …
00:37:30 |
Wed 11 Apr 2007
75 :: Zitted For Your Pleasure
Buttons punches himself in the face, as The Whore digs five years worth of sand from the grill. Shelly has big boobies. Lulu has a perfect package. Part one of "Year of the Fox" by The General - Esca…
00:30:54 |
Tue 10 Apr 2007
74 :: No Hablas Espanol
Preston pulls out all the stops and finds it to be a bad idea. The Whore goes blind doing double phone duty. The ghost in the machines set the night on fire. "Conduit" by jethro6mil is electrifying.
00:26:31 |
Thu 29 Mar 2007
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