Air Out My Shorts
Join podshow hosts Preston Buttons and The Word Whore as they clumsily narrate their way through submitted works of Short Fiction: often absentmindedly, always drunkenly, and completely unencumbered by any relevant credentials.
- Update frequency
- every 19 days
- Average duration
- 36 minutes
- Episodes
- 174
- Years Active
- 2005 - 2015
53 :: Private Ears
Preston threatens to spontaneously combust, as The Word Whore's dysfunctional mouth spills out all of Angry Phone Guy's sword-fighting secrets. Part two of "Calchas", by Dave Aldridge, decomposes aft…
00:27:56 |
Mon 21 Aug 2006
52 :: Bad Dates
The Word Whore hits high celebrity as stiffly as she can. Buttons' recurring crabs cause him to lose face. A painful phonecall to Big Johnny drives the hosts to look for an escape. Part 1 of "Calchas…
00:37:51 |
Mon 14 Aug 2006
51 :: Funnel Of Love
Reunited after seven months, Buttons and the Whore find they have nothing to say to one another. Post Punky stress leaves Buttons beaten. The whore takes double fisting to it's next logical level. Th…
00:33:48 |
Sat 22 Jul 2006
50 :: Fuzzy Luggage
Clean-shaven and sporting modern pants, Buttons and The Whore celebrate the One-Year Anniversary of AOMS. Spiderman's package shrivels at the silver tongue of a slippery little green fellow. "Temptin…
00:43:23 |
Mon 26 Jun 2006
49 :: Lawn Drippings
The Word Whore suspects South Beach residents of watering their lawns. "Porcelain Dreams", by Mike Difeo, fails to bring out Preston's romantic side. The William Shatner School of Acting is finally…
00:32:46 |
Mon 19 Jun 2006
48 :: Let Them Eat Cake
It's forbidden cocktails in a skank pad, when Buttons divulges the latest in kitchen trends. The Word Whore places an order for some piping hot TTN pepperoni. "Clucksome Cockadoodleanamus Book", by …
00:34:48 |
Sun 11 Jun 2006
47 :: Thy Will Be Dung
The Word Whore casts her shiniest idol aside and checks herself in to the nearest knitting circle. Will Waverly, author of "Pointless Parable", politely asks Buttons to eat dung and die. Preston play…
00:28:29 |
Mon 29 May 2006
46 :: Diamond Dogs
Escape Pod's Stephen Eley gives Buttons the Sci-Fi shaft. The Word Whore seeks a sugar daddy with deep pockets and fewer cavities to keep her puffing and panting. "The Wrong Excuse", by Dan Manning, …
00:30:39 |
Tue 23 May 2006
45 :: Ream Oh Wet Wood
While The Word Whore gives Frank Stallone more air time than he's had in almost twenty years, Preston Buttons deftly dodges bullets. Jessica's "Not Just Another One Night Stand" sites some important …
00:29:31 |
Thu 11 May 2006
44 :: Tears Are Not Enough
Buttons expresses concern about a lack of alcoholism in Toronto's podcasting community. The Word Whore blows a peeper. Robin Kirkman, author of "Rakth in The Beginning", suffers a gender identity cri…
00:27:57 |
Wed 03 May 2006
April 26 Stop gap
No show this week, folks, so here's a little something from the private files. We'll be be back soon in all of our drunken glory.
00:02:45 |
Wed 26 Apr 2006
43 :: Maxim Um Whore
Preston finally gets his dirty mouth washed out with soap. Despite ongoing rumors and an unfortunate haircut, Angry Phone Guy's wardrobe confirms his heterosexuality. The Word Whore gives up both her…
00:35:33 |
Wed 19 Apr 2006
42 :: Manhole Down Under
Buttons gives birth to the Anti-Christ, while The Whore drops acid and goes 'walkabout'. Preston denies his resemblance to Chicken Little. Part two of "Moonlight", by Craig from the Tangents podcast,…
00:31:59 |
Mon 10 Apr 2006
41 :: Tie-Dyed Legs
The Word Whore defiles Mother Earth. Buttons tie-dyes a tree-hugger. Craig, from the Tangents podcast, oils up his harness and breaks out all the toys in part one of "Moonlight". Invisible sex organ…
00:30:47 |
Tue 28 Mar 2006
40 :: Fresh Knickered
Buttons loses his battle with the homeless virus. The Word Whore fiddles, while Air Out My Shorts burns. Lost recordings collect dust for good reason. Buttons and The Whore take a meatless road-trip …
00:27:19 |
Wed 22 Mar 2006
39 :: Sir Scum Tongue
The Word Whore lays claim to yet another celebrity tonguing in absentia, while poor Button's patience with her drunken baby-talk babble is quite audibly pushed to the edge. Mike Dominic's "At His Own…
00:30:24 |
Fri 10 Mar 2006
38 :: Slagbags and Handrags
Preston yanks his own chain. The Word Whore prepares for a British invasion. Dann H gets Irish on Buttons. Al from Long Island demands a peach from the Whore. Simon Wilkinson says "It Could Be You", …
00:28:34 |
Mon 06 Mar 2006
37 :: Tit For Tattletale
The Whore rats out Link's little sister and airs out her unkempt garage. The conclusion of Z.J. Maplin's "Sins Quietly" finds Preston Buttons wielding a dangerous piece of meat. Disco Lou calls in …
00:20:59 |
Mon 20 Feb 2006
36 :: Raging Heart On
In this very special Valentine's episode, Preston flashes his Ninja card while The Whore aches for twat recognition. Buttons and The Word Whore warm your cockles by mucking about in Malkavius Rostif'…
00:30:05 |
Mon 13 Feb 2006
35 :: Original Sin
Preston is a snitch. AoMS joins the MySpace cult. The Whore does a "bad bad thing". Part one of Z.J. Maplin's "Sins Quietly" dons something frilly and dangles from the ceiling. Bid Bad Bruce sweats t…
00:22:00 |
Sun 05 Feb 2006
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