Air Out My Shorts
Join podshow hosts Preston Buttons and The Word Whore as they clumsily narrate their way through submitted works of Short Fiction: often absentmindedly, always drunkenly, and completely unencumbered by any relevant credentials.
- Update frequency
- every 19 days
- Average duration
- 36 minutes
- Episodes
- 174
- Years Active
- 2005 - 2015
153 :: Crime and Punishment
And so it begins... the Zombie Apocalypse: last one to the safe house is a (not-quite-yet) rotten egg! Joseph Jolton elects to give Preston a sore throat, cuz he isn't getting enough action at home…
00:57:00 |
Tue 12 Jun 2012
152 :: Worm Can
Preston Buttons likes dick, just a little more than The Whore does. A nice clean Dwarf named Hortenfangle takes a tasty little Plot Plunge... MEDIC!! Ryan Saunders claims ownership of Steve Eley's s…
00:37:58 |
Fri 18 May 2012
151 :: Barfly Blisters
AOMS 2012 "Come Back Tour" kicks off in NYC (with KATG) and crashes near Chicago, after plundering TTN's 250th Episode. Thomas Sullivan writes in on fancy new fangled post-its. The Whore doesn't know…
00:52:07 |
Wed 25 Apr 2012
150 :: Stinky Pinky
TWW doesn't take kindly to the role of damsel in distress, but Sir Micheal Beckwith rides in on his trusty steed to stave off a close call "pod fade" and to spur AoMS back into lackluster action. But…
00:23:03 |
Fri 26 Aug 2011
149 :: Taint Stains
Although Lagomorph's "Plausible Reality" reads more like inconceivable fantasy, it leaves an unbleachable mark on The Word Whore's soul. "The General" (S. F. Eley) artfully ESCAPES his Salinger-esque…
00:46:58 |
Wed 04 May 2011
148 :: Tricky Tongue Tricks
Buttons and The Whore play catch up, but the refrigerator gets away and the freezer remains a challenge. Preston falls under the EMO spell of Macedo's (muh-SAY-doe's) "Bad Kids". Angry Phone Guy rail…
00:26:03 |
Tue 29 Mar 2011
147 :: Puckered and Pixelated
Turns out Mama's squeezebox and Papa's brand new bag are one in the same. The theme thong does belong in the toilet. The Whore debuggers censorship, Hashashan rebells, and Miss Holloway designs a tis…
00:40:54 |
Wed 12 Jan 2011
146 :: G.S.W.
The Whore struggles with a mouthful of metal, while getting rubbed the wrong way by alotta vegetable shortening. Buttons brings all the gadgets to the party, but his tiny fingers can't do the walking…
00:49:16 |
Sat 27 Nov 2010
145 :: SNAFU
This Halloween, The Word Whore talks about something totally else. Buttons finally erases his head. Hugh O'Donnell airs out his North American armpit and his 85 year old meat. Keith McNally --afraid …
00:35:56 |
Sat 30 Oct 2010
144 :: Breaking The Seal
The Word Whore is a teeny tiny bit WAY TOO DRUNK, but that's another story. Still, Astromat is kind enough to take time out from "The War" to launder her pants after a night of level one cow tipping.…
00:40:07 |
Fri 15 Oct 2010
143 :: Ash To Mouth
Buttons likes brown butts and he cannot lie. The Whore's family tree is infested. The Countless Screaming Argonauts conduct experiments on a plethora of penguin droppings. 191 Randall Crescent checks…
00:47:12 |
Sun 19 Sep 2010
142 :: Foreign Franks
The Word Whore is Cee Lo Green with envy that Jacquetta COULD have it: it was in her face and she DID grab it. A pudgy little man, with a head for radio, helps Just-a-Joe give "Swimming With Sharks" …
00:46:53 |
Wed 08 Sep 2010
141 :: Effectus CXLI
Buttons and The Whore walk like mummified Egyptians down memory-loss lane, but all roads lead to Rome. Jules Quinn takes a Nimbus MM to his "Writer's Block". Captain Peter (Easton) Wilkins rewinds ba…
00:49:41 |
Sat 28 Aug 2010
140 :: In The Toilet
Five years down the drain, but Buttons and The Whore are flushed with excitement. Undarlegt reveals what's beneath his Icelandic pants, Banacek tries to C'Mon to Dreamy Dean, and Link drops a few Ann…
01:07:51 |
Fri 02 Jul 2010
139 :: Deja Vu
Oh no, it's happening again! Buttons and The Whore get buzzed on Sesame Street, Hashashan gets cold feet, and nobody wants to even think about that Egg Hunt.
00:37:51 |
Thu 24 Jun 2010
138 :: Teetotallers Yodel
Preston wants to be a part of it, while The Whore just seems intimidated by Keith Malley's Triple Threat status and his new foray into Fine Art. Dave Stites is truly awesome, and also boasts true aw…
00:23:55 |
Mon 21 Jun 2010
137 :: SAUCED
Buttons finally forces The Word Whore to examine his banana. Magic mushrooms in the shower cause recurring fungal flashbacks. Katie is a girl!! But, once she grows some balls, the evening is total…
00:26:22 |
Tue 01 Jun 2010
136 :: Simultaneous Tastings
Preston's semi-annual trip to the grocery store raises a few eyebrows. Mister A. Bell cuckolds the Drabblecast in three short spurts. Slurrishessly, the Word Whore ponders how often one should plug.
00:47:26 |
Fri 30 Apr 2010
135 :: Irish Spittle
Having adopted Paganism for all the naked snakes, The Word Whore washes Preston's Catholic mouth out with the Blarney Stone. Z J Maplin stops being such a stranger - SCHWING! Party on, Whore. Part…
00:57:13 |
Mon 26 Apr 2010
134 :: Geeking Out
Buttons is a busy man. The Word Whore is very aware of her bathing suit area. MaxMax's candy-ass dragon mixes it with love-is-a-battlefield and makes the world taste like Cat Stevens.
00:47:26 |
Mon 12 Apr 2010
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